[Malencia]

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I notice they are not wearing white. Are they typical atheist whores? Denying Christ's sacrifice so they can rut like beasts of the field. I couldn't stand the idea of my wife previously being with a multitude of other men, maybe two at a time, penetrating her in every way imaginable for hour upon hour while she begs for more. It makes me feel funny just thinking about it.

I'm so glad we are both Christians and these sort of sordid fantasies about past experiences do not even enter our minds. Disgusting.

YIC

Jack.

I was thinking more of the overall design of the gown than the actual colors (although the colors are gorgeous)... and I'm not sure how you can get "rut like beasts of the field" or someone's religious background from their choice of gown.
There are plenty of people who wear white on their wedding day who are not virgins, and there are those who are virgins but prefer a different color dress...

[Esther B.]

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Those dresses are quite pretty, especially the last one. If those last 2 came in white, they'd make even lovelier wedding dresses. Of course, the 2nd to last one might need a jacket or something for a little extra modesty.

[Jack O'fagan]

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I notice they are not wearing white. Are they typical atheist whores? Denying Christ's sacrifice so they can rut like beasts of the field. I couldn't stand the idea of my wife previously being with a multitude of other men, maybe two at a time, penetrating her in every way imaginable for hour upon hour while she begs for more. It makes me feel funny just thinking about it.

I'm so glad we are both Christians and these sort of sordid fantasies about past experiences do not even enter our minds. Disgusting.

YIC

Jack.

[Malencia]

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Beach wedding dresses are always pretty cute

But if the wedding has to be held inside for whatever reason (usually weather related), then maybe a full-length gown would be more appropriate

Gorgeous!

[Paragon of virtue]

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Looking over the thread I would have to say that the number 1 "Do" would be "Do make sure that the person wearing the wedding dress is a woman!"

Welcome to the dystopian present that is Obama's America...hope your happy libtards!

Proverbs 14:34

[HaleyWestern]

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My wedding dress for the fall looks very similar to this one.

The only difference is that the back isn't low. No wedding dress or dress of any kind should have a low back! Ladies please cover yourselves!

[Didymus Much]

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Question for the OP (sweet Miss Daisy-Mae): Do you have any advice for keeping moths out of wedding dresses that have been in storage for extended periods due to the potential groom being busy or *cough* "otherwise occupied"? I figure you've been waiting on Zeke for what, nine years now I believe, so you must have done something. Thanks.

Does it still even fit?

[Mary Thompson]

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When I was reading the Bible this morning, I came across a verse that should impact a bride's choice on her wedding dress:
1 Timothy 2: 9

Which means no pearls, no gold and no costly array and for the dress to be modest.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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AMEN, Sister!! And let us not forget the homo Dennis Rodman's dress. He is the athletic homer's hero, I'm sure.

It just occurred to me, if there are going to be sodomite weddings, I hope Dennis Rodman marries the fat kid in North Korea.

[Holly Graham]

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Now that it's Spring Time again, and Wedding Bells can be heard in the minds of brides-to-be everywhere, let's keep in mind that your Special Day need not be gag-worthy. For example, I know a lot of deluded people are cheering on the sodomites these days and encouraging them to get so-called "married," but let's keep in mind, even a faggot ought not wear a wedding dress. Not even manly Sean Connery can pull it off.

AMEN, Sister!! And let us not forget the homo Dennis Rodman's dress. He is the athletic homer's hero, I'm sure.

[Holly Graham]

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For the love of Jesus ladies, please have a check list prepared and verified. You have no idea how many weddings I have attended where the bride, in her excitement to finally have a man agree to tolerate her existence, has forgotten to put on her underwear. I really am tired of checking the bride and her bridesmaids (even the occassional mother of the bride).

Amen, Brother. And checking all the women must really get old! I'm sure not many True Christian men would be willing to take on your task.

Bless you for your diligence!

[James Hutchins]

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For the love of Jesus ladies, please have a check list prepared and verified. You have no idea how many weddings I have attended where the bride, in her excitement to finally have a man agree to tolerate her existence, has forgotten to put on her underwear. I really am tired of checking the bride and her bridesmaids (even the occassional mother of the bride).

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Now that it's Spring Time again, and Wedding Bells can be heard in the minds of brides-to-be everywhere, let's keep in mind that your Special Day need not be gag-worthy. For example, I know a lot of deluded people are cheering on the sodomites these days and encouraging them to get so-called "married," but let's keep in mind, even a faggot ought not wear a wedding dress. Not even manly Sean Connery can pull it off.

[DogSpitAsshatBitch]

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No, Wolfspirit. They are just brainwashed. They aren't crazy. I've seen crazy.

Yeah you are right about that.

[Tinkerbell]

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No, Wolfspirit. They are just brainwashed. They aren't crazy. I've seen crazy.