[Nobar King]

Re: Handy Tips for New Wives

I did have to zoom in 200% to see it clearly.

[Bernadette Cassidy]

Re: Handy Tips for New Wives

Though you brothers and sisters have covered most of the necessary tips, I have just a few to add.

1) Always make sure the MAN is in control of the finances. Lord knows what us women would do with all that money our husbands make!

2) Remember to always keep your purity, especially in regards to the viewing of his manly organ. I've heard blindfolds come in handy when there is a need to engage in procreation activities.

3) Learn to cook BEFORE you hook a man. With finishing schools having gone "out of fashion" there's a large number of ladies who lack this vital skill! The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, so if you can't cook, don't bother to look.

Just a few more to round out a good lot of tips

In Him,

Bernadette

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Handy Tips for New Wives

Hello and welcome Miss Cassidy,

Are you a True Christian? What church do you attend? Are you married? Can you bake buttermilk biscuits? Do you know how to make sausage gravy? Have you ever cleaned fish?

Sincerely,
Johnny Ray James

[Miss April]

Re: Handy Tips for New Wives

Those Are Such Great Tips Sister BibleThumpinBlonde Thanks So much for Posting Them I will Need Two Know This Stuff When I get A husband Someday

[Miss April]

Re: Handy Tips for New Wives

Though you brothers and sisters have covered most of the necessary tips, I have just a few to add.

1) Always make sure the MAN is in control of the finances. Lord knows what us women would do with all that money our husbands make!

2) Remember to always keep your purity, especially in regards to the viewing of his manly organ. I've heard blindfolds come in handy when there is a need to engage in procreation activities.

3) Learn to cook BEFORE you hook a man. With finishing schools having gone "out of fashion" there's a large number of ladies who lack this vital skill! The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, so if you can't cook, don't bother to look.

Just a few more to round out a good lot of tips

In Him,

Bernadette

Welcame Two Gods Favorite Forum Bernadette Cassidy Thanks Alot for The Tips You Should Post a Introduction In The Introduction Forum We Whould love Two Know More About You

[VictoryOS]

Re: Handy Tips for New Wives

2) Remember to always keep your purity, especially in regards to the viewing of his manly organ. I've heard blindfolds come in handy when there is a need to engage in procreation activities.

When I have a husband, I plan to close my eyes and gently recite a prayer to keep myself distracted.

[MissSarah]

Re: Handy Tips for New Wives

Thank you for posting this, I will following all rules accordingly and shall be a dutiful wife someday.

[chamalamala]

Re: Handy Tips for New Wives

1. Always submit to your man's wishes.

2. Keep your big mouth shut when he says! You must respect him by being quiet and not saying anything unneccessary, or else that duct tape will be out and silencing you faster than you know it!



*thumbs up*

[Felicity]

Re: Handy Tips for New Wives

@chamalamala Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!

[Petal]

Re: Handy Tips for New Wives

2) Remember to always keep your purity, especially in regards to the viewing of his manly organ. I've heard blindfolds come in handy when there is a need to engage in procreation activities.

does your husbind put the blindfolds on his organs , or do you?

[Little Nissy]

Re: Handy Tips for New Wives

Mmmm, these are some great tips, I have listed them here and hope that I got them all, I hate to say it but there are a few of them that I haven't done. sigh...

1. Before your hubby gets home from a hard days work check yourself in the mirror and make sure your makeup is fresh and you look as pretty as you did when you were courting. Now that you've bagged him does not give you the right to let yourself go and into a sloppy sow.
2. When he slaps you or corrects you in any way do not make a sound and thank him for it.
3. Always give him the biggest and best of the portions of food you are preparing.
4. Always remember that your wants and desires will always come last. JESUS and your Hubby are your Universe and you are just in its orbit.
5. Don't sleep in.
6. Don't be a Nag.
7. Never complain during... Baby making.
8. Don’t act like a boy.
9. Always wear a dress.
10. Be ready to make him a meal/snack at any time.
11. Always make sure the MAN is in control of the finances.
12. Remember to always keep your purity, especially in regards to the viewing of his manly organ. I've heard blindfolds come in handy when there is a need to engage in procreation activities.
13. Always submit to your man's wishes.
14. Keep your big mouth shut when he says! You must respect him by being quiet and not saying anything unnecessary

[Justin Z]

Re: Handy Tips for New Wives

Be sure they never forget to use oven mits when taking out the pies!
My brother's wife does it almost every time.

[No Secrets Victoria]

Re: Handy Tips for New Wives

Always remember that your wants and desires will always come last. JESUS and your Hubby are your Universe and you are just in it's orbit.

So many women complain about this but what they don't realise is that GOD saves the best for last -Thank You LORD

[No Secrets Victoria]

Re: Handy Tips for New Wives

14. Keep your big mouth shut when he says! You must respect him by being quiet and not saying anything unnecessary

If only more women could follow this simple request!

I am tired of listening to pathetic women cry about being kept in line and/or being slapped by their husbands. It's simple ladies: Shut your mouth and get back in the kitchen. Your husband won't be forced to discipline you if you are busy doing what you were born to do!

LORD, you maketh me from ADAM'S RIB, I am blessed. Amen

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Handy Tips for New Wives

15. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.