OH.MY.GOD.

[SUV]

OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGod.

Have you Ladies and gentleMen realized that there are ONLY 10 DAYS LEFT IN JUNE NOW?!

Oh.my.God.

Snottyduck? Hitonmi? PimplePee-peeZilla? girlie-Man Darren Ingram-Myers? ANYONE? Anyone? Anyone at all?

Not you, Lumpy I don't need ticks & chiggers & chinks & niggers & Tories & Whiggers swarming all over The Bridal Bouquet

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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If anyone catches the bouquet it better be ME!!!!!!!!

[SUV]

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If anyone catches the bouquet it better be ME!!!!!!!!

I'll be aiming it Straight at ya, Sister Thumper!!!

Now this just leaves the little problem of my bagging a Man.....

Ooh! I know! I know! Maybe I can tea-bag one!

You know, a sipping-tea-on-the-veranda CHRISTIAN sort of occasion.

And then I can spike the Mens' drinks like they like to get them "in the mood"

[snottyduck]

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LOL, you girls better made a chickfight over the bouquet and videotape it so we can all watch it here. Would be fun.

[SUV]

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Snottyduck! My Own True Love™

Does this mean you'll be my June Groom?

I shall begin Shopping for a matching gas mask immediately!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I can picture the wedding scene now Sister Sue!

I can hardly wait!!!

[SUV]

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JESUS, Sister Thumper, that is just so beautiful it brings a tear to my eye.

Wait! Or did some jealous sinner release the mustard gas?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I know what I am getting you for a Wedding present!

Won't that look snazzy hanging above the mantle on the fire place!

[SUV]

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Sister Thumper! You are so sweet! Will YOU be my bridesmaid?*

*Assuming Snottyduck doesn't leave me whinging at the Altar

Gee, I Sure Hope not! I can't wait to start Shopping for itty-bitty gas masks!!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Sister Thumper! You are so sweet! Will YOU be my bridesmaid?*

*Assuming Snottyduck doesn't leave me whinging at the Altar

Gee, I Sure Hope not! I can't wait to start Shopping for itty-bitty gas masks!!!

I would LOVE to!!!! What dress have you picked out for me?

Who knew Sister Sue would get her June Wedding!!!!!!!

GLRY

[SUV]

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Who knew Sister Sue would get her June Wedding!!!!!!!

Mmmm, Sister, we do still have a small detail to take Care of first: Snottyduck's Romantic Proposal of Marriage to me.

Snottyduck? Snottyduck? Anyone seen Snottyduck? Yoo-hoo, Hon!!!!!

PimplePee-peeZilla?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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He'd be crazy NOT to propose!

I just know he will Sister so I chose this bridesmaid dress. Will it match the colors you have picked out?

[SUV]

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That is plain gorgeous, Sister. If I can find one half as nice I'm tempted to say....let's just have a Ladies Tupperware Party instead!

[SUV]

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Regretfully, I must go offline now for the evening. If I wait around here any longer for a Certain Someone to come back I'll be getting all gray-haired and wrinkledy. Most unbecoming to a Bride.

So if anyone runs into Snottyduck on any thread, anywhere, please do the Christian thing for me and KEEP HIM OCCUPIED SO THAT HE DOESN'T GET AWAY AGAIN!!!!!

Please Jesus - not PimplePee-PeeZilla

Please

[Wide-Open]

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Mmmm, Sister, we do still have a small detail to take Care of first: Snottyduck's Romantic Proposal of Marriage to me.

Snottyduck? Snottyduck? Anyone seen Snottyduck? Yoo-hoo, Hon!!!!!

PimplePee-peeZilla?

Sister! Whilst I understand your eagerness to make more Baby Jesus Warriors, PimplePeepee should surely not be on your shortlist. Besides, he was banned from the internet by Sister M&M, and how right she was!

So young Snotty beter come clean or he'll get so many infractions on his ass he won't be able to walk for MONTHS!

Sister Thumper, will you be dressed for the occasion? Does Gucci do gasmasks?

PS: I suppose you won't have the "honeymoon problem" Mother Glendora talked about in the other thread?