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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #16
    Re: OH.MY.GOD.

    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    PS: I suppose you won't have the "honeymoon problem" Mother Glendora talked about in the other thread?
    See? See? Everything is just Perfect™ Now all we need is Snottyduck.

    This 'gasmask' thing will also be a bonus regarding my propensity to Bake Biblically-Correct DUNGBREAD come to think of it....

    Snottyduck? Snottyduck?

    Can somebody please un-ban The Pimply One? Just in case? I'll kick in for the first tube of Clearasil

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    • snottyduck
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2008
      • 564

      #17
      Re: OH.MY.GOD.

      I've never been gone here, I just had some busy times with my Photography classes (it's those examination times again) and there have been a lot of Goth parties to go so I had less time to be on the net.

      But you must admit, having a wedding like the first picture that BTB posted would been something quite unique (And a little warm at this time of the year).

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #18
        Re: OH.MY.GOD.

        Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
        I've never been gone here, I just had some busy times with my Photography classes (it's those examination times again) and there have been a lot of Goth parties to go so I had less time to be on the net.

        But you must admit, having a wedding like the first picture that BTB posted would been something quite unique (And a little warm at this time of the year).
        Is that a proposal to Sister Sue?
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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #19
          Re: OH.MY.GOD.

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          Is that a proposal to Sister Sue?
          Ask him again, Sister Thumper; of course I, myself, am much too Modest

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #20
            Re: OH.MY.GOD.

            Pssssssssst, Brother Snotty,

            Sister Sue wears a size 6 ring

            hint, hint, nudge, nudge
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            • Skeeter C
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              • Jun 2007
              • 22

              #21
              Re: OH.MY.GOD.

              i woodnt let snotty marry my coon dog!
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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #22
                Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                Silly, of course not - Snottyduck is Marrying me!

                Oh, I don't think I'll sleep all night. So many plans to be made....

                Snottyduck - Love! PLEASE don't do a "Pastor Kenneth" on me!!!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #23
                  Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                  Originally posted by Skeeter C View Post
                  i woodnt let snotty marry my coon dog!
                  That's a fine looking dog, Brother Skeeter. Is he going to be ready for coon hunting season, or has he still got that mysterious sore hindquarter problem?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Roberta
                    Anti La Leche League Organizer
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 1817

                    #24
                    Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                    Originally posted by SUV View Post
                    Regretfully, I must go offline now for the evening. If I wait around here any longer for a Certain Someone to come back I'll be getting all gray-haired and wrinkledy. Most unbecoming to a Bride.

                    So if anyone runs into Snottyduck on any thread, anywhere, please do the Christian thing for me and KEEP HIM OCCUPIED SO THAT HE DOESN'T GET AWAY AGAIN!!!!!

                    Please Jesus - not PimplePee-PeeZilla

                    Please
                    Gosh Sister Sue--I thought you had it bad for Hitoski!
                    Come climb my mountains.

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                    • snottyduck
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 564

                      #25
                      Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                      Originally posted by SUV View Post
                      Silly, of course not - Snottyduck is Marrying me!

                      Oh, I don't think I'll sleep all night. So many plans to be made....

                      Snottyduck - Love! PLEASE don't do a "Pastor Kenneth" on me!!!

                      Dear SUV, you must realize if you would want to marry me you will have to go with me to various Goth parties and meet a lot of nice Goth people. I'm not sure you would want to sacrifice that much for me.

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #26
                        Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                        Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                        Dear SUV, you must realize if you would want to marry me you will have to go with me to various Goth parties and meet a lot of nice Goth people. I'm not sure you would want to sacrifice that much for me.
                        My GOD, Hon, I have absolutely no problem with that! I love to meet nice people!

                        Maybe now would be a good time for you to tell me who these Gothics are. Do they enjoy wearing attractive gas masks also?

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027

                          #27
                          Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                          Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                          Gosh Sister Sue--I thought you had it bad for Hitoski!
                          Aw, Sister Roberta, how many months now has it been that I've been begging that Man for a dish of his chink sooey ooey gooey fooey catMeat in snot sauce. If he hasn't even delivered that, what else won't he deliver?

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                          • snottyduck
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 564

                            #28
                            Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                            Originally posted by SUV View Post
                            My GOD, Hon, I have absolutely no problem with that! I love to meet nice people!

                            Maybe now would be a good time for you to tell me who these Gothics are. Do they enjoy wearing attractive gas masks also?
                            Oh, that and the fact I'm still unsaved trash, of course.

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                            • SUV
                              True Christian™ Princess
                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                              Have at it, anytime!
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11027

                              #29
                              Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                              Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                              Oh, that and the fact I'm still unsaved trash, of course.
                              Gee, I'll have to work on that. These Men of God are still only human, you know!

                              Well, I think maybe some of them are

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #30
                                Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                                Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                                Oh, that and the fact I'm still unsaved trash, of course.
                                He does have a point there sister SUV.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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