CONGRATS TO THE NEW JUNE BRIDE!!!!!!!!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

ANNOUNCING MR & MRS. DUCK

CONGRATS Sister Sue!!! I knew you could do it!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=205598#post205598

Thank you for the ceremony Pastor Peters it was lovely!!!

You look beautiful Sister Sue!

[SUV]

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Thank you, Sister!

You know, he ran away from me already just because I spat a few sunflower seed shells around. But I'll get my Man - again!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Thank you, Sister!

You know, he ran away from me already just because I spat a few sunflower seed shells around. But I'll get my Man - again!

How could he run away when he wasn't even there? You can't marry someone by proxy without their consent.
You and Uncle Goose are NOT married.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Snotty you get in here and accept your congratulations like a man!

BTW. Best wishes on your new life together

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Sorry I didn't throw you a Bridal Shower Sister Sue.

Maybe in a few months I'll be throwing you a baby shower?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Sorry I didn't throw you a Bridal Shower Sister Sue.

Maybe in a few months I'll be throwing you a baby shower?

Is she going to get pregnant by "proxy"?

[SUV]

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Sorry I didn't throw you a Bridal Shower Sister Sue.

Maybe in a few months I'll be throwing you a baby shower?

If Snottyduck ever quits pouting because we didn't play Jumpin' Jack Flash ("it's a "GAS GAS GAS")

PS Sister Thumper, do you hear something buzzing around in here? I think it's the one who was never even a Bridesmaid

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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PS Sister Thumper, do you hear something buzzing around in here? I think it's the one who was never even a Bridesmaid

it's a good thing that old spoil sport is on moderation.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Congratulations again Sister Sue, you are very good at getting married it seems. She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face!

I am not sure how this fits with your rather odd Baptist interpretations of the Word of The Lord™ but I think it is safe to say Jesus does not approve. I also suspect your new husband ran away when you spit out something other than sunflower seed.







Bless you, my cagey Capistrano,
Father Mo



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[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Sadly this blessed event may have to be annulled because Mr. Snotty does not believe in "correcting" his new wife. Her immortal soul may be in danger! ~~ at least she had her June Wedding!~~

I don't get it. When Zeke back hands me or spanks me it lets me know how much he truly does cares about me. When I look in the mirror and see the black and blue marks I am reminded of what I did wrong and then I pray to never make those same mistakes again. like Rev. Rod says ......how can Sister Sue ever get to Heaven when her husband doesn't even care enough about to her to smack her around.......... She'll never learn without his guidance and end up in HELL!!!!!!!!!!.

[SUV]

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I also suspect your new husband ran away when you spit out something other than sunflower seed.

I see you cat-lickers have something against good old American Tobacco juice also?

I have realized it would be awful hard for Snottyduck to belt me in the puss with the gas mask on, so I have taken the corrective measure of temporarily removing it; I can only Hope this doesn't 'turn him off'

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Good morning Mrs. Duck. How was the Wedding Night?

[Justina Thyme]

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Let me also extend my felicitations and congratulations to the happy, blushing bride and the, er, retiring groom.

Alas, there is no portable demon eradicator available, but did you two receive the his 'n' hers Louis Vuitton diamond-encrusted gas masks I sent along? They should come in handy for that "special occasion." Enjoy!



His



and Hers

[SUV]

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You Christian Sisters are simply wonderful!!!

Post-Wedding and beyond, I'm still a little hazy on the details. This could either be because Dora Denkins showed up to spike the Wedding Punch - or that I inhaled too much mustard gas. (At Weddings of this sort, rice would be just silly - don't you Believe?)

By the way, has anyone seen my Handsome Groom yet? I'm Hoping to discourse with him on the KJV1611 so I know he'll want to be here, Front and Center, for that!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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How did I get here?

The last thing I remember, I was doing some street preaching outside a goth club in Indianapolis, when I felt someone stick me with a needle.

Now, I'm in a strange house, wearing a tuxedo and a gas mask.

What's going on?!