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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #76
    Re: OH.MY.GOD.

    Originally posted by Centenial View Post
    How can you have the nerve to say those words?
    That is a big heap of racism right there. I would never say anything like that.
    Let me get this straight: Our Glorious Leader has been responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands of unsaved sand negroes in Iraq, and now you're getting your underwear all in a twist because Sister Sue said a word you don't like? You unsaved liberal trash have some strange priorities.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639
        #77
        Re: OH.MY.GOD.

        Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
        Told you SUV, it ain't gonna happen, at least not with me. I have better things to do than getting married. Besides, me and you are too different anyway.
        It's too late, I'm afraid. We found a stand-in for you, so that we could conduct the wedding ceremony by proxy via videoconferencing. It was a lovely ceremony, and please accept my best wishes for a happy life together.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708
            #78
            Re: OH.MY.GOD.

            YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

            CONGRATULATIONS Sister Sue you did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027
                #79
                Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                Bless you, Pastor Peters! My GOD, what a thrill! This is the thrill of a Life-time!!!

                Sister Thumper! My slip's not showing through my gas mask, is it?

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                  • Old Iron Crotch
                    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                    • May 2007
                    • 3056
                    #80
                    Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                    It's too late, I'm afraid. We found a stand-in for you, so that we could conduct the wedding ceremony by proxy via videoconferencing. It was a lovely ceremony, and please accept my best wishes for a happy life together.

                    You can't marry someone by proxy unless they consent to it.
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555
                        #81
                        Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                        Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                        You can't marry someone by proxy unless they consent to it.
                        Shut your yap witch!

                        Leave it to lumpy to rain on SUV's wedding.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • VictoryOS
                            True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                             
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 5388
                            #82
                            Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                            Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                            You can't marry someone by proxy unless they consent to it.
                            Why are you trying to destroy something so beautiful?
                            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                            in 2016

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621
                                #83
                                Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                                Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                                You can't marry someone by proxy unless they consent to it.
                                You can't post on our forums unless we consent to it, in case you'd forgotten. You're not doing a very good job of convincing us that we should let you.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                  • SUV
                                    True Christian™ Princess
                                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                                    Have at it, anytime!
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 11027
                                    #84
                                    Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                                    I am so Happy, Happy, Happy! Once again, I am a Married Christian Lady!

                                    I wonder how Mrs Betty Bowers is going to react to me wearing the gas mask into Church, though

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                                      • SayvedByTheLord
                                        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                                        True Christian™
                                        • May 2007
                                        • 3151
                                        #85
                                        Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                                        Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                        I am so Happy, Happy, Happy! Once again, I am a Married Christian Lady!

                                        I wonder how Mrs Betty Bowers is going to react to me wearing the gas mask into Church, though
                                        It is true love Sister Sue, even Ms Bowers can understand that!


                                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                                          • VictoryOS
                                            True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                             
                                            • Dec 2007
                                            • 5388
                                            #86
                                            Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                                            Oh Sister SUV, I'm so happy for you! With God's Grace, it won't be too long before you hear the slap-slap-slap of little duckling feet! How I wish that I could also find a nice Christian gentleman to wed...
                                            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                            in 2016

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                                              • Old Iron Crotch
                                                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                                                • May 2007
                                                • 3056
                                                #87
                                                Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                                                Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                                                Oh Sister SUV, I'm so happy for you! With God's Grace, it won't be too long before you hear the slap-slap-slap of little duckling feet! ...
                                                Only if she can get pregnant by proxy.
                                                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78555
                                                    #88
                                                    Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                                                    Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                                                    Only if she can get pregnant by proxy.
                                                    Well if queers can give birth, I guess anything is possible.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • SUV
                                                        True Christian™ Princess
                                                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                        Have at it, anytime!
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 11027
                                                        #89
                                                        Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                                                        Snottyduck! Lover! Why have you been staying away from our marriage thread "in droves"?

                                                        Listen up! JESUS appeared to me in a dream last night and told me that His Good News would be coming Right to your doorstep! And I feel it has something to do with our Christian Marriage, too!!!

                                                        Oh, I'm so excited! SHOUT GLORY!

                                                        Twice because I didn't get stuck Marrying PimplePee-peeZilla

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                                                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 15708
                                                            #90
                                                            Re: OH.MY.GOD.

                                                            I was just looking at your new husband's profile Sister Sue and YOU are not even listed as one of his friends!!!!!!!!

                                                            http://landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=5529


                                                            His blatantly ignoring you is really starting to upset me.
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