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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22369

    #1

    Take care of 'em!

    Always be ready to kill sinners for baby Jesus!

    2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

    Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

    (As every Christian knows 1st Peter 2:13-17 commands us to obey secular law so you should only kill gays and unbelievers in regions where this is legally allowed!)

    Godly art by Brother Back against wall:

    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10265

    #2
    Re: Take care of 'em!

    Revered elderly Brother,

    This is magnificent. The likeness of the person in the poster with your features in uncanny! Is this you or perhaps one of your forefathers, as the image has some vintage qualities? It is so heartwarming to see how the tradition of soldiering for Jesus goes through generation after generation in our Church!

    While I rejoice in the image I am also somewhat envious as I have not been able to locate any similar material within my otherwise respectable (I assure you) family tree. I must pray on this envy to discard it from my soul before Rapture!

    Job 5:2
    For wrath killeth the foolish man, and envy slayeth the silly one.

    Hebrews 12:4
    Ye have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin.


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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