[Hammer]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Dear Godmocking Eskimo Savage;

Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell [/URL]for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

Oh how I will laugh if you go to heaven... Than I'll know I made the right choice in not believing in your bullshit of a god...

[Icelandic (false) Christian]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You people have obviously never read about the psychological damage it has on children when you beat them. The best evidence for that is yoursleves, you are lunatics who still live in the middle ages and you sincerely think that you're right.

I´ve read the whole Bible, and as you must know your self its full of Oxymorons. It says one thing then another, contradicting it self. An example of contradiction:

ISA 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.


DEU 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.


And another:


PRO 26:4 Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.


PRO 26:5 Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.

[Icelandic (false) Christian]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

It is quite clear that you weren't beaten enough in your childhood, fatherly beating, though bad for the flesh is good for the soul,
I am fairly certain that you wouldn't fetch much coin in the market anyhow.

Þór afhverju svarar þú mér ekki á Íslensku?

[Larry Lee]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Þór afhverju svarar þú mér ekki á Íslensku?

Say what? Take your orcish gesticulations elsewhere, buddy. We don't cotton Satan here.

[Icelandic (false) Christian]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I was asking him to answer me in Icelandic, because it says on his profile he's from Iceland.

[Larry Lee]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I was asking him to answer me in Icelandic, because it says on his profile he's from Iceland.

God's favorite forum communicates in English, not in a medieval isolate of a "tongue" that sounds similar to a puffin roasting on a spit.

[Icelandic (false) Christian]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Why don't you speak the tounge of Jesus? Hebrew?

[Larry Lee]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Why don't you speak the tounge of Jesus? Hebrew?

errrr.. You mean Aramaic. Jesus spoke Aramaic, not Hebrew. But no matter, Icelanders can't be expected to know things like that, what with huddling together for the long winter months, reciting sagas to each other and eating rotten whale meat.

[Icelandic (false) Christian]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

No not Jesus, your becoming annoyed.. Jesus doesn't have a language problem, he understands us all. English hadn't even been invented in Jesus's time.

[Hammer]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

More orc talk. Jesus is becoming annoyed.

I'm sorry but what do you know about what Jesus feels about me talking my language? Are you saying that you know him personally? Are you saying that you are a prophet of the lord and his feelings and words come through your body and mind? Interesting.

[Larry Lee]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

No not Jesus, your becoming annoyed.. Jesus doesn't have a language problem, he understands us all. English hadn't even been invented in Jesus's time.

And then it was, and God said it is good. Your point is what, Icelander?

[Larry Lee]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I'm sorry but what do you know about what Jesus feels about me talking my language? Are you saying that you know him personally? Are you saying that you are a prophet of the lord and his feelings and words come through your body and mind? Interesting.

Jesus loves His people best when they speak American English. Capish?

[Icelandic (false) Christian]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Jesus loves His people best when they speak American English. Capish?

Are you some kind of an retard? Jesus doesn't have a preference about languages, cause he understands everyone.. Like you hopefully know, english was not spoken 2000 years ago, and why would he love American english more than English english, I mean your english comes from England.

[Hammer]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Are you some kind of an retard? Jesus doesn't have a preference about languages, cause he understands everyone.. Like you hopefully know, english was not spoken 2000 years ago, and why would he love American english more than English english, I mean your english comes from England.

But they don't understand English English... there is a reason why Americans remake English television shows...

[Icelandic (false) Christian]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Capish?

You know that's Italian right?