[handmaiden]

Does anyone NOT hate Iceland? Serious question, by the way.

Excellent question, Sister. The sheer dreariness of the place suggests that only the most dismal and disheartened people would ever venture there.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Does anyone NOT hate Iceland? Serious question, by the way.

You know, a few years back I was interested in that cold rock. I thought maybe it was isolated from sin and Landover Baptist could work there. Then they elected a lesbian Prime Minister, Johanna Sigurdottir. God smote that miserable place years ago.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Does anyone NOT hate Iceland? Serious question, by the way.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Ecclesiastes 3:11 He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.

They've started a tourism drive. Godlessness being the majority religion means that aesthetics are woefully diminished. To reject God is to reject beauty but credit where it's due: they've hung out their shingle with what attractions they have but as yet I haven't booked my flight.

JOLLY CAMPSITES

“A home from home” - handy to the sea



INTERESTING MODERN SCULPTURE

exciting statues from local artists



FUN ACTIVITIES

for all the family

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I learned something new about Iceland today from the Internets. Apparently, the Icelanders still cling to their old superstitions (I assume because nobody can believe Lutheranism isn't Catholicism Lite)

This is frankly ridiculous. It makes you wonder what other invented garbage they believe:

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Iceland mayors object to Google snow

Maybe if they changed the name from Iceland?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Such a bizarre story, Pastor Bathfire, as are all stories which originate in the frozen wastelands. This is particularly interesting:

The island is an important nesting site for puffins and eider ducks, [Edit Both worshiped as gods in Iceland] and is also home to Iceland's only windmill - a protected monument that dates back to the 1860s, that was in operation until 1917.

Do the Icelandish really think it's a good idea to combine bold young puffins and fluffy baby eider ducks, perhaps making their first tentative flights, with a windmill? We have wind farms offshore in Britain, and in gale force winds my boys often take the children of uninvited guests out in the boat, to see what happens when a flock of seagulls meets a working turbine. It's carnage, obviously, and if they get too close they come home showered with feathers and gore. But the experience provides a useful introduction to the concept of Hell.

Do I assume correctly, that BBC divides all news in two broad categories:
1. News from the U.S. (that is, the stuff that really matters).
2. News from elsewhere (that is, the stuff that does not really matter).

Sadly not, Sister. The Bringlish Broadcasting Cooperative divides its news as follows:
1. UK - i.e. London and Greater London (i.e. England).
2. World - everywhere else the English have heard of, but mostly the U.S.
3. Elsewhere - places you couldn't find on a map, even if you had the misfortune to live there.

[Basilissa]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Pastor Bathfire, thank you for bringing these news to our attention. I did click on the first link, and I noticed that the full title is:

News From Elsewhere

Locals want Iceland to buy their island

Do I assume correctly, that BBC divides all news in two broad categories:

1. News from the U.S. (that is, the stuff that really matters).
2. News from elsewhere (that is, the stuff that does not really matter).

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

It has been some time since this thread was updated to show God’s continuing hatred of Iceland, but It is now my duty to report a couple of matters that could so easily have been avoided, had the Icelanders accepted Jesus.

Both are from the British Broadcorping Castration but have been confirmed by our Secret Missionaries on the island.

The first:

Locals want Iceland to buy their island
https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-...where-47357732

A town in Iceland wants the state to step in and stop a local island from becoming private property.

Ísafjarðarbær* council has asked the environment and natural resources ministry to buy Vigur island* in the country's scenic Western Fjords,in a bid to ensure that the nature-lovers can still visit.

The council is worried that a private buyer will not allow public access to "this natural treasure in Ísafjarðardjúp fjord", as it wrote in its formal application to the ministry.

Vigur's 45 hectares (111 acres) have been for sale since last spring, and Davíð Ólafsson of the Borg** estate agency said that interest is running high -he received 30 enquiries about it last month alone - all from abroad.

US enquiries

Most potential buyers live in the United States, and "many want to know about helicopter access to the island", he said.

*You may rest assured that these names will be changed to something sensible and pronounceable – the name “Flint” and "Flint Island” are currently the front runners.
** Is this related to "Star Wars"? We should be told!

The report is accurate as I did enquire on behalf of Landover about a Helicopter pad, servicing facilities, gun ranges, the open season on seal cubs, the local price of whale meat, an assurance that there is no “Penis Museum” on the island, and the number of pagans and other degenerates on the island as the latter will need transportation to a Christian Rehabilitation Camp.

Iceland’s fear before the wrath of The Lord can be seen in these remarks:

The island is an important nesting site for puffins and eider ducks, [Edit Both worshiped as gods in Iceland] and is also home to Iceland's only windmill - a protected monument that dates back to the 1860s, that was in operation until 1917.
Iceland's smallest post office is to be found on Vigur, as is its oldest boat.
Built in 1800, the boat was used to transport sheep to the mainland until 19 years ago, and is still in good condition.

The fact that these Islanders have to float about in a 200 year-old boat is more proof that God is denying them the better things in life because of their idolatry! When Landover buys the island, the first thing we’ll do is to burn the thing and have the resident buy a modern one.


The second report brings to mind the futility of attempting to defy God and to bear false witness:

Iceland mayors object to Google snow

https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-47524668

Summer in Bolungarvík

Winter in Bolungarvík

Two mayors in Iceland are campaigning to have Google Maps change its satellite image of their towns, which are shown as covered in snow.

Jón Páll Hreinsson says this could put overseas tourists off visiting Bolungarvík in the picturesque Western Fjords region, whose islands and fishing villages are already a popular summer destination for Icelanders.

"This snowbound image gets on my nerves," he told the Vísir news site, explaining why he sends the Google Maps site daily feedback about it - "I'll post a comment a day,until I get through to them".

See that! "I'll post a comment a day, until I get through to them"!

He can’t get through because snow has brought down the wires!

This unpronounceable mayor is wanting the good, God-fearing Americans at Google to lie so he can fill his personal coffers!

Disgusting! Corrupt!The Work of Satan!

Iceland and its people need Landover to save their immortal souls and to bring Honest, America Christian Theocracy to this cesspit of false gods.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

…Asperger syndrome is also a lifestyle, but believe me, it's not. it is inherited. Was I punished by some God?

. . . . . .(quite a lot more about punishment)

I cannot elaborate on this because I have only read the bible once. The old and new testament

» snip «

Maybe there are different versions?

Yes, there are different "versions" of The Bible which in fact are interpretations that contravene God's requirement not to interpret Scripture. Because of this many people have taken up heresy. God explains our experience for us:

II Peter 1:19-20 We have also a more sure word of prophecy; whereunto ye do well that ye take heed, as unto a light that shineth in a dark place, until the day dawn, and the day star arise in your hearts: Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

As a result, God's assurances about punishment are often obscured or misrepresented when heretics think they know better and apply humanistic interpretations to what God has revealed. Although the Asperger is a punishment, it is not necessarily you who's being punished. It could be your grandparents or your great-great-grandparents or your great-great-great-great-great-grandparents depending on circumstances. The Bible is very clear on this.

Numbers 14:18 The LORD is longsuffering, and of great mercy, forgiving iniquity and transgression, and by no means clearing the guilty, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation.

Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

There are other conditions preventing fellowship with God, certain categories of foreign persons for example, and without God mercy is impossible. Some offences result in a permanent curse on all progeny. The Bible explains all this so that we will know, because God loves us. That's why it's so important not to interpret Scripture by reading different "versions" made up to enable the humanist agenda or heresies such as the Jehovah's Witnesses or Seventh Day Adventists promote. They are not Christians and without God's message as He intended it to be conveyed they write lots of other books to justify their false teachings which, obviously, they don't give away for free. Just look at the Romish horde! Black-leather-bound luxury editions of nonsense, 24-carat-gold-embossed, get out your plastic and start blanching! This stuff doesn't come cheap!!

Christians on the other hand read The Bible. In it we learn about God's Perfect Love and what happens to anyone who rejects it. Choose Jesus today.

[Hendrik]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

It is odd how many people have ridiculous unfounded supernatural beliefs (such as the Jew, Islamic, Hindaloos and orientals).

Unlike Christianity which the Bible tells us is correct.

2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."
Revelation 22:18-19 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."
Psalm 12:6-7 "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever

YIC

I cannot elaborate on this because I have only read the bible once. The old and new testament. Many years ago. But can you also elaborate on matters without citing the bible? I have no understanding, nor will I ever read it again. I will never take commands written in the bible. He seems to be a Wrathful God. All the threats and punishment. I think I already live in the light of Christ. Don't need a book for that. It's just common sense. I don't even have the time. I read other books. We had to. By this, I mean no disrespect to believers or nonbelievers.

I also kept an addict for 2,5 weeks in my house because he had nothing left. Not the best decision but ok. Held his girlfriend also 2 nights before she could enter a hospital.. Isn't that something that your God would do? So tells the bible. If I can remember correctly. I can look up the passage anytime.


But if I read this forum it is forbidden to invite a poor man for Christmas. I recall other things from the bible I read... Maybe there are different versions?

[Hendrik]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Thank you for calling me smart, but my IQ is not that high. I just have an urge to learn and solve problems. So I overcome my less than mediocre IQ by those two factors. Not easy these days to get an employment with an Asperger syndrome. Probably you believe to have an Asperger syndrome is also a lifestyle, but believe me, it's not. it is inherited. Was I punished by some God? No, don't think so. Just bad luck. Some tasks I can do very well but others, like socializing and stuff. On a good day, it works fine. But when depression and anxiety set in, I can only do the stuff that I'm good at. Is depression an anxiety a punishment? I think just bad luck again. Why would any God punish me like that? Just for not believing? I cannot comprehend that. NO God can be that cruel. Or should not be that cruel. I do not lead a sinful life but still, I am punished? elaborate on that, please.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I'm not trolling. I just want to understand how some people have blind beliefs and some don't. In my community some also do.

It is odd how many people have ridiculous unfounded supernatural beliefs (such as the Jew, Islamic, Hindaloos and orientals).

Unlike Christianity which the Bible tells us is correct.

2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."
Revelation 22:18-19 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."
Psalm 12:6-7 "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever

YIC

[Hendrik]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I'm not trolling. I just want to understand how some people have blind beliefs and some don't. In my community some also do. Must be great to find power in difficult times in a nonexisting entity. But hey, that's just my opinion.

What can I do get unbanned? Not really sure if I'm banned. I'm unsaved trash, Under Investigation. I would probably never do that to people with a different state of mind. We can only learn from each other.

[Hendrik]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

No we do not. We think God has all the answers. Pity you got yourself banned, I rather liked talking to you. You are much smarter than most of the trolls from Iceland who visited us. I will pray that at some point in your life you will let Jesus back into your life. I think your rant here proves that you miss Him more than you like to admit.

Do you have any scientific proof about what you say about down syndrome? if so I can make you very rich. And to be a member on this forum I understood that no poor people can be invited for Christmas. For sure you are already a wealthy person, so you do not need my donations?