[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Unbelievable blasphemy going on up in Iceland. They have a museum dedicated not to God, but to tallywhackers. Including the human kind.

Iceland's Penis Museum Gets Human Specimen For Display After Man Dies

LONDON -- In life, Pall Arason was an attention-seeker. In death, the 95-year-old Icelander's pickled penis will be the main attraction at one of the world's most bizarre museums.

Sigurdur Hjartarson, who runs the Phallological Museum in the tiny Icelandic fishing town of Husavik, says Arason's organ will help complete his extensive collection of whale, seal, bear, and other mammalian members.

The museum has been open since 1997 but Hjartarson has long waited for a human specimen to round out his display.

Hjartarson says that Arason, a friend, agreed to help by having his penis donated after his death.

The medical director of Akureyri Hospital said Tuesday that the operation was carried out in January under the supervision of a doctor at a local morgue.

What'll you bet the queers are flocking up to Iceland for this perversion?

[HispanicGuy]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

It really does not matter what you think. Your thoughts are controlled by The Devil. The important thing is what God thinks, and, at this moment, God thinks you will look good roasting in the Pits of Hell.

Please repent and seek Jesus!

Amen to that my friend!

[WWJDnow]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Do your research before you attack something you know nothing about.

That makes no sense. If people first do their research, then they'll know something about what they are going to attack, so, when they finally attack it, they won't be attacking something about which they know nothing.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

......And the bible you say talks about not having sex with 'nergros' is actually about Jewish people not marrying people who arent Jewish.

What is wrong with you? Negros? Im almost ashamed to say im from the south if people still talk like that

Friend, the Bible could not be clearer:
2 Peter 3:9
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.

Titus 2:9-10
9 Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again;
10 Not purloining, but shewing all good fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things.

Genesis 9:24-27
24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
26 And he said, Blessed be the Lord God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.


by the way, that place looks pretty cold to me. No wonder it is called iceland.

[Indyjonesjr12]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Actually there are quite a few baptist churches in Iceland. Here are 2

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Emmanuel-Baptist-Church-Iceland/292497037431368

https://www.facebook.com/IcelandBaptistChurch

Iceland is actually green and lush many months out of the year.
Do your research before you attack something you know nothing about. And the bible you say talks about not having sex with 'nergros' is actually about Jewish people not marrying people who arent Jewish.

What is wrong with you? Negros? Im almost ashamed to say im from the south if people still talk like that

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I should imagine that that sort of thing happens 100 times a day in most Icelandic homes.

It's all the whales they eat... they have heavy metal in them and this attracts demons.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Is this typical Icelandic behaviour?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

When I was wallowing in the debauchery of occultism prior to my salvation in Christ Jesus, I owned my own pair of Icelandic necropants. My fraternal order of initiates sold necropants on Etsy (an online marketplace that caters to occultists and Jews) in a variety of colors and sizes, ranging from baby clothes to plus sizes.

I am so thankful that Christ has purified me in His white light.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

The fact that Iceland celebrates its witches by exhibiting things like THIS in museums only goes to prove that God hates Iceland.



WARNING: Only those immersed in Christ's Holy Blood should view the following story.

The Horrifying Necropants Of Iceland

The Museum of Icelandic Sorcery & Witchcraft houses the only known intact pair of necropants, a beyond-disturbing item popularly used for purposes of traditional magic in seventeenth century Iceland. To make your own (and thus reap good fortune), strike a deal with a friend than whoever dies first will allow the other wear the lower half of their corpse as a pair of pants, day and night:

If you want to make your own necropants (literally; nábrók) you have to get permission from a living man to use his skin after his death.

After he has been buried you must dig up his body and flay the skin of the corpse in one piece from the waist down. As soon as you step into the pants they will stick to your own skin.

A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the scrotum along with the magical sign, nábrókarstafur, written on a piece of paper. Consequently the coin will draw money into the scrotum so it will never be empty, as long as the original coin is not removed.

To ensure salvation the owner has to convince someone else to overtake the pants and step into each leg as soon as he gets out of it. The necropants will thus keep the money-gathering nature for generations.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

At least We Have A Cross On Our Flag And Most Icelanders Are Christians. Its Not Full Of Ice Its Full Of Beuty And Björk is not a nationall hero everybody hates her, thats just like saying that Tom Cruise is a nationall hero. And You Dare Saying That Our Father/lord Jesus Hates All From A Country That Has Been Through Many Things. Most icelanders dont know the penis museum. Christians Are Not Suppost To Be Violent Savage Racist piffles, But Obey Our Lord Not Dissing People. we are not weak if you are calling vikings veak then go back in time and see how they killed racist europeans like yourself just becouse we dont have an army we have done many good things that you havent done + reading the bible doesn´t make you christian you will go too hell sir, you are clearly listening too the devil not god and jesus died for our sinns if there arent sinns he died for nothing. try too make us better people not dissrespecting us, we have at least done much more good stuff then america in theyre years and we are not dissing you that much. the flag was a celebratyon for christianity. P.S Better Yourself

Thank you for enquiring about making donations to Landover Baptist Church where your Dollar goes more swiftly to God.

It is with some regret that I must inform you that donations of under $500 are not accepted as the administration costs are too high.
Yours, In Christ

Pastor E. Bathfire.

PS
I note that you are an Icelander: we do not accept donations in dried cod, walrus tusks, seal skins, or whale blubber.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

At least We Have A Cross On Our Flag And Most Icelanders Are Christians. Its Not Full Of Ice Its Full Of Beuty And Björk is not a nationall hero everybody hates her, thats just like saying that Tom Cruise is a nationall hero. And You Dare Saying That Our Father/lord Jesus Hates All From A Country That Has Been Through Many Things. Most icelanders dont know the penis museum. Christians Are Not Suppost To Be Violent Savage Racist piffles, But Obey Our Lord Not Dissing People. we are not weak if you are calling vikings veak then go back in time and see how they killed racist europeans like yourself just becouse we dont have an army we have done many good things that you havent done + reading the bible doesn´t make you christian you will go too hell sir, you are clearly listening too the devil not god and jesus died for our sinns if there arent sinns he died for nothing. try too make us better people not dissrespecting us, we have at least done much more good stuff then america in theyre years and we are not dissing you that much. the flag was a celebratyon for christianity. P.S Better Yourself

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Des]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

At least We Have A Cross On Our Flag And Most Icelanders Are Christians. Its Not Full Of Ice Its Full Of Beuty And Björk is not a nationall hero everybody hates her, thats just like saying that Tom Cruise is a nationall hero. And You Dare Saying That Our Father/lord Jesus Hates All From A Country That Has Been Through Many Things. Most icelanders dont know the penis museum. Christians Are Not Suppost To Be Violent Savage Racist piffles, But Obey Our Lord Not Dissing People. we are not weak if you are calling vikings veak then go back in time and see how they killed racist europeans like yourself just becouse we dont have an army we have done many good things that you havent done + reading the bible doesn´t make you christian you will go too hell sir, you are clearly listening too the devil not god and jesus died for our sinns if there arent sinns he died for nothing. try too make us better people not dissrespecting us, we have at least done much more good stuff then america in theyre years and we are not dissing you that much. the flag was a celebratyon for christianity. P.S Better Yourself

Real Christians follow the Bible, the ENTIRE BIBLE! We don't cherry pick the parts we like and disregard the rest.

P.S. You quit being Vikings centuries ago, and your feminists have neutered anything resembling a man everywhere on your entire iceberg.

[RacistDetector]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

At least We Have A Cross On Our Flag And Most Icelanders Are Christians. Its Not Full Of Ice Its Full Of Beuty And Björk is not a nationall hero everybody hates her, thats just like saying that Tom Cruise is a nationall hero. And You Dare Saying That Our Father/lord Jesus Hates All From A Country That Has Been Through Many Things. Most icelanders dont know the penis museum. Christians Are Not Suppost To Be Violent Savage Racist piffles, But Obey Our Lord Not Dissing People. we are not weak if you are calling vikings veak then go back in time and see how they killed racist europeans like yourself just becouse we dont have an army we have done many good things that you havent done + reading the bible doesn´t make you christian you will go too hell sir, you are clearly listening too the devil not god and jesus died for our sinns if there arent sinns he died for nothing. try too make us better people not dissrespecting us, we have at least done much more good stuff then america in theyre years and we are not dissing you that much. the flag was a celebratyon for christianity. P.S Better Yourself

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Have you heard the latest from that godless chunk of ice? The government of Iceland has BANNED the Godly American FBI from setting foot on it's shores! CAN YOU IMAGINE!?

FBI Banned from Iceland

Attempted to infiltrate country in hunt for WikiLeaks.

REYKJAVÍK (Rixstep) — FBI agents landed in Reykjavík without prior notification in an attempt to investigate WikiLeaks operations in the country, but Home Secretary Ögmundur Jónasson found out about the visit and forced them to leave the country, with the Icelandic government then issuing a formal protest to US authorities, according to Islandsbloggen.

The hunt for WikiLeaks by the US has on several occasions involved private individuals and companies on Iceland. Authorities in the US have for example succeeded in obtaining account information from Twitter on parliamentarian Birgitta Jónsdóttir. Jónsdóttir today refuses to travel to the US out of fear of being arrested for her connections with WikiLeaks.

Birgitta Jónsdóttir is also one of the people behind a new piece of Icelandic media legislation which will make the country a bastion for freedom of speech and source protection. The law proposal is still a long way from being completed and can still take years before it's ratified by the Icelandic parliament.

This past summer the credit card company Valitor was forced by a court decision to again offer the opportunity to donate to WikiLeaks. Their payment channel had previously been closed off after massive pressure was brought to bear by international credit card companies which in turn was fueled by US efforts to stop the organisation. An appeal of the ruling is expected.

The Icelandic government have already protested against the activities of the US in Reykjavík. It's been found, for example, that the US embassy there is monitoring people who enter the immediate area, and they also attempt to thwart people taking pictures of their building, this despite it being perfectly legal.

A private plane landed at the Reykjavík airport in August 2011. Onboard were FBI agents who'd flown directly to Iceland from the US. Their mission was to investigate WikiLeaks operations in the country as part of a larger investigation of the whistleblower organisation. The FBI agents contacted the head of the national Icelandic police and the head prosecutor in an effort to gain access to all available information on WikiLeaks.

Home Secretary Ögmundur Jónasson learned of the visit and summoned the FBI agents. They were told that the Icelandic government would not permit a foreign power running their own investigations in the country. Jónasson admonished the FBI agents to return to the US. Foreign minister Össur Skarphéðinsson was given the task, after a special meeting of the cabinet, to formally protest against the behaviour of the US.

The story was revealed in an Icelandic national broadcaster RUV report on 30 January 2013 by WikiLeaks spokesperson Kristinn Hrafnsson. Hrafnsson explains.

'The FBI arrived in private planes and landed at the Reykjavík airport. According to my sources, which are highly reliable and which I have been able to corroborate, news of the visit reached Home Secretary Ögmundur Jónasson who reacted sharply, as it was unbelievably presumptuous to come to Iceland that way. According to my sources, Jónasson demanded that the FBI agents pack their bags, get back onboard, and leave the country. The matter was then brought before the cabinet and a formal protest was issued to US authorities.'

Ögmundur Jónasson corroborates for Morgunblaðið that FBI agents arrived on Iceland and remained in the country a few days. He claims he doesn't know how many there were, but that it was out of the question that a foreign power be allowed to conduct private investigations of Icelandic citizens and their activities in the country:

'I can corroborate this took place in August 2011. Agents from the FBI arrived in Iceland. They'll have to answer for what their plans were. I can also corroborate that they wanted to get the cooperation of the national police and the national prosecutor's office.'

If GWB was still president, we would have nuked those eskimo bastards into the stone age by now. I guess for the ultra liberals in the Whitehouse these days, it's a badge of honor to have God's favorite nation disrespected like this.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for a reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."

- Albert Einstein, German Physicist.

If Einstein was so smart, why is he dead?