[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

And I doubt very much our government is censoring the internet,

How can you be sure about that?

And you are mistaken.

In July 2009, it was reported that the Department of Internal Affairs (DIA) had plans to introduce Internet filtering in New Zealand.

• Beagle, Thomas (10 May 2009). "The Response from Internal Affairs".
• Freitas, Mauricio (11 July 2009). "Government plans to filter New Zealand Internet".
• Government plans to filter the Internet in New Zealand - now in full official draft.

However, the New Zealand Department of Internal Affairs ran a trial internet filtering scheme in conjunction with Ihug, Watchdog, Maxnet and TelstraClear in 2007/2008 and is planning to fully implement it in 2009/2010.

The Censorship Compliance Unit of the DIA is responsible for enforcing the Film, Videos, and Publications Classification Act 1993 (the Act) – New Zealand’s censorship legislation. As the Act contains no specific legislative authority for website filtering, participation by the ISPs was on a voluntary basis.

So apparently you are not aware of this, but just like in China the internet is most certainly filtered in New Zealand and it has been that way since 2007. And since it is illegal for the DIA to do that the ISPs just "volunteered" to make it possible.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I'm still confused if this is actually a real site or if it's just some really
good troll who is fooling you all.

Satan is a troll who is fooling you into giving up Paradise for Hell!!!

[FFinder]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I'm still confused if this is actually a real site or if it's just some really
good troll who is fooling you all.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

No, you didn't. If one enters those as search terms, the results are: several photos from dating sites, a pregnant woman, and a whole bunch of sportswomen. (http://images.google.co.nz/images?q=...N&hl=en&tab=wi) And I doubt very much our government is censoring the internet, so I figure you must be making that up.

Um, no. I'm in Canada and I just entered the three terms Brother Cranky used, and I got the same result. Plus a lot of other images that won't allow me to sleep tonight. Or maybe ever.

You should probably talk to your censors about what you don't see that the rest of the free world does.

[Patupaiarehe]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

That seems fair enough. I will not do that.

Thank you. I've actually just received a private message telling me off for confessing that on the board, even though it was in a response to a direct question, but I appreciate your agreeing not to hassle me about that further.

I used "New", "Zealand" and "women". Another one I found that way is this one: WARNING ONLY CLICK IF YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH.

No, you didn't. If one enters those as search terms, the results are: several photos from dating sites, a pregnant woman, and a whole bunch of sportswomen. (http://images.google.co.nz/images?q=...N&hl=en&tab=wi) And I doubt very much our government is censoring the internet, so I figure you must be making that up.

[Grandmother Wilson]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

no, I'm not married. Yes, I have had sex.

Sweet Lord Jesus,

Please do not avert Your Face from this woman's iniquity! For her evils are like those of Jezebel, and the stench of her fornication is terrible in Your Nostrils, as well as in the nostrils of the True Christians(tm) who preach the truth to this harlot, like good Brother Cranky.

Please make clear to her what being a good woman before you means. Please teach her about Proverbs 31, Sweet Lord.
Make her repent, and become a True Christian(tm) Servant of a Godly Husband, which is Your Destiny for womankind.
And make her more attractive than she is now, as Brother Cranky showed. For it is Your Will that we women look good, to please the husband You set to rule over us.

And thank you, Lord, for sharing with us the disgusting truth about these evil people on their island, who fornicate with farmyard animals! Let them feel Your Righteous Wrath and punishments for their evils!

In Jesus' Name,

Amen.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Actually I think that would make them a free whore, ie, no longer a whore, but whatever. YOUR definition of a whore is a woman who ever has sex ever, basically. Except it's ok if she's married, yeah?

That is true. And your dictionary and the Holy Bible clearly agree with me on this.

Since you want to know so badly, no, I'm not married. Yes, I have had sex. So I guess you would think of me as a whore.

That is correct, you fit the definition.

Whatever. Do what you like, as long as you continue to rebut the points I make, not just bitch on about what a whore I am or disregard everything I say because sex has clearly addled my brains.

That seems fair enough. I will not do that.

I'm still interested to know where you found that picture, by the way. What search terms did you use, exactly?

I used "New", "Zealand" and "women". Another one I found that way is this one: WARNING ONLY CLICK IF YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH.

Perhaps your government is forcing Google to do some censoring on this, just like they do in China, to protect you people from the horrible truth.

[Patupaiarehe]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

And your dictionary completely agrees with me. "Promiscuous sexual intercourse" is sex with multiple man or sex with a man who is not married to you. And if you did it for free that does not mean you are not a whore. As the dictionary says whores do it "usually for money" which also means sometimes they do it for free. When they do it for free they are simply called cheap whores. But they still are whores. That they also are sluts is a different subject.

Actually I think that would make them a free whore, ie, no longer a whore, but whatever. YOUR definition of a whore is a woman who ever has sex ever, basically. Except it's ok if she's married, yeah?

Since you want to know so badly, no, I'm not married. Yes, I have had sex. So I guess you would think of me as a whore. Whatever. Do what you like, as long as you continue to rebut the points I make, not just bitch on about what a whore I am or disregard everything I say because sex has clearly addled my brains.

I'm still interested to know where you found that picture, by the way. What search terms did you use, exactly?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I think it's you that's missing the point. Dictionary.com (and the Oxford English Dictionary sitting beside my computer) bother describe a whore as 'a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet.' I have never done that, THEREFORE, I am not a whore. I think if one just has promiscuous sexual intercourse because they want to, they could possibly be described as a slut, but not a whore.

So you had sex with at most one man and when you did you were married to that man? I fail to see how you can keep claiming not to be a whore and at the same time keep refusing to answer that simple question.

And your dictionary completely agrees with me. "Promiscuous sexual intercourse" is sex with multiple man or sex with a man who is not married to you. And if you did it for free that does not mean you are not a whore. As the dictionary says whores do it "usually for money" which also means sometimes they do it for free. When they do it for free they are simply called cheap whores. But they still are whores. That they also are sluts is a different subject.

Like I said before, do not start something you are not prepared to finish. Now please finish this by giving an honest answer to the question.

[Patupaiarehe]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

No, I just searched for New Zealand women in Google. I also found worse but I didn't want to post those on our friendly family forum. I can give you a link though: WARNING DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK UNLESS YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH!

I'd be interested in your search terms, there. When I typed in 'New Zealand women', she was certainly NOT what came up for the first two search pages, at least. For all I know she may be a New Zealander, but given the USA has a higher rate of obesity that New Zealand, I would say there are a few women looking similar over by you as well.

No you did not finish it. You claimed not to be a whore. When I asked some simple questions to verify if that was indeed true you refused to answer. So I can only conclude that you are indeed a whore, otherwise you could have simply answered my questions.

I will try this one more time. Are you either a virgin or are you married and did you only have sex with your husband after you got married? I ask this because if you had sex without being married you would be a whore.

I think it's you that's missing the point. Dictionary.com (and the Oxford English Dictionary sitting beside my computer) bother describe a whore as 'a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet.' I have never done that, THEREFORE, I am not a whore. I think if one just has promiscuous sexual intercourse because they want to, they could possibly be described as a slut, but not a whore.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Wow, that's a New Zealand woman, eh. And you can say this because you have met her?

No, I just searched for New Zealand women in Google. I also found worse but I didn't want to post those on our friendly family forum. I can give you a link though: WARNING DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK UNLESS YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH!

I've been thinking about this, actually. If the world ends just East of New Zealand, what happens to the USA? You are, after all, to the EAST of New Zealand. Does that mean that the USA doesn't exist?

We are in the west, not in the east. Did you never watch Westerns as a child? They didn't call them Easterns for a reason you know.

You're right! I did start it! Actually, I finished it as well, when I stated the fact that I am not a whore. So I would say that particular topic is over.

No you did not finish it. You claimed not to be a whore. When I asked some simple questions to verify if that was indeed true you refused to answer. So I can only conclude that you are indeed a whore, otherwise you could have simply answered my questions.

I will try this one more time. Are you either a virgin or are you married and did you only have sex with your husband after you got married? I ask this because if you had sex without being married you would be a whore.

[Patupaiarehe]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

There are several reasons for that:

• There are 10 times more sheep than women available in New Zealand.
• New Zealand whores are expensive, New Zealand sheep are free.
• New Zealand sheep never whine and they never have headaches.
• New Zealand sheep can not get pregnant from New Zealand men.
• New Zealand women are extremely ugly. And closing your eyes will still not fix the smell.

New Zealand women versus New Zealand sheep .

Wow, that's a New Zealand woman, eh. And you can say this because you have met her? You have met many New Zealand women and can tell me that they're all ugly? Actually, could you name for me some famous New Zealand women, given you're the supposed expert on what New Zealanders are and are not?

Then you have been very close to the edge but fortunately for you not close enough.

I've been thinking about this, actually. If the world ends just East of New Zealand, what happens to the USA? You are, after all, to the EAST of New Zealand. Does that mean that the USA doesn't exist?

Actually you made it personal I just responded to what you said:
Don't start something you are not prepared to finish!

You're right! I did start it! Actually, I finished it as well, when I stated the fact that I am not a whore. So I would say that particular topic is over.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

This just occurred to me now, but... given that we have a legal sex trade, and that according to you all New Zealand women are whores anyway, why do the men BOTHER having sex with sheep?

We can't read the minds of perverts. We don't even want to speculate on why they do what they do.

It's still illegal after all, and if what you say is true, there are always going to be available women. So what's the attraction to sheep?

Ask the New Zealanders.

And I gather what you're saying is that the edge of the world is down the east coast of New Zealand? So, say, if I spent the weekend fishing just outside of Akaroa harbour, I would fall off the edge of the world and drown? Because, uh, I didn't.

Because GOD was protecting you. The least you could do is thank Him, you ungrateful sinner.

the saying, 'debate the point, not the person'?

"The point" isn't the one who will burn in hell. The person will.

It means that you have no business in my private life.

But I know Someone who does....Perhaps you should meet Him.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

This just occurred to me now, but... given that we have a legal sex trade, and that according to you all New Zealand women are whores anyway, why do the men BOTHER having sex with sheep? It's still illegal after all, and if what you say is true, there are always going to be available women. So what's the attraction to sheep?

There are several reasons for that:

• There are 10 times more sheep than women available in New Zealand.
• New Zealand whores are expensive, New Zealand sheep are free.
• New Zealand sheep never whine and they never have headaches.
• New Zealand sheep can not get pregnant from New Zealand men.
• New Zealand women are extremely ugly. And closing your eyes will still not fix the smell.

New Zealand women versus New Zealand sheep .

And I gather what you're saying is that the edge of the world is down the east coast of New Zealand? So, say, if I spent the weekend fishing just outside of Akaroa harbour, I would fall off the edge of the world and drown? Because, uh, I didn't.

Then you have been very close to the edge but fortunately for you not close enough.

Also, I appreciate the way that this debate has turned from why New Zealanders (in general) suck to why I (specifically) am whore. Have you ever heard the saying, 'debate the point, not the person'? It means that you have no business in my private life.

Actually you made it personal I just responded to what you said:

I can actually promise you I'm not a whore

Don't start something you are not prepared to finish!

[Patupaiarehe]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

This just occurred to me now, but... given that we have a legal sex trade, and that according to you all New Zealand women are whores anyway, why do the men BOTHER having sex with sheep? It's still illegal after all, and if what you say is true, there are always going to be available women. So what's the attraction to sheep?

And I gather what you're saying is that the edge of the world is down the east coast of New Zealand? So, say, if I spent the weekend fishing just outside of Akaroa harbour, I would fall off the edge of the world and drown? Because, uh, I didn't.

Also, I appreciate the way that this debate has turned from why New Zealanders (in general) suck to why I (specifically) am whore. Have you ever heard the saying, 'debate the point, not the person'? It means that you have no business in my private life. Likewise, I have not asked whether or not YOU are a whore (because really, why would I care). I'd really appreciate it if we could keep these personal attacks to a minimum.