[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Have ANY of you guys even been to New Zealand?

I have never been there and I have no plans to ever go there either. I hate sheep, no fun to hunt them and I am not a great fan of canoes either.

Also we could say alot about your country but do you see us doing that. no

Don't hold back. If there is anything you feel you have to say, just do!

[Freeks-Angel]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

[QUOTE=JI hate New Zeeland. Based on the preceding paragraph, how can this be incorrect?[/QUOTE]

Have ANY of you guys even been to New Zealand? Its a much better place that you think.

We haqve better cars in NZ than Hummers. We have Lamboghini, Holden, BMW, VW, Porsh, Ford, Toyota, Honda and many more.

and you can tell a NZ person by there facts. Since you guys come from America you seem not to know a lot about our nation. your facts are based on your beliefs and opinions. Take a trip there and have a second opinion. We know New Zealand better than you.

Also we could say alot about your country but do you see us doing that. no

[Brother Enoch]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Haha, my apologise I seem to have misspelt 'quote' as 'puote'

Ahem. You also misspelled 'misspelt'.

And you misspelled apologies.

[DevoutBob]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Bob, I can provide a smidgen of additional proof that God hates New Zeeland. I am a reverent believer in God. I live my life as proscribed in the KJV1611 Bible. My entire life revolves around His word. Everything I think and do is with God first and foremost. Nothing I say, think or act upon is done with any deviation from God's Holy Word®.

I hate New Zeeland. Based on the preceding paragraph, how can this be incorrect?

I have no justifiable doubt that you are indeed a man of God, however this has no correlation to "God hates New Zealand".

Unless of course, you ARE God, then indeed if you hate New Zealand, then God hates New Zealand, but this is not the case.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Bob, you certainly could use the KJV1611 as you seem to loose your way a lot. I can help with some guidance but God really should be your main man.

This is the preceding paragraph:

Bob, I can provide a smidgen of additional proof that God hates New Zeeland. I am a reverent believer in God. I live my life as proscribed in the KJV1611 Bible. My entire life revolves around His word. Everything I think and do is with God first and foremost. Nothing I say, think or act upon is done with any deviation from God's Holy Word®.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Indeed that is my bad, I meant paragraph.We have all made mistakes

Yes, we are all human and we can all make mistakes. You seem to be making an awful lot of them though.

[DevoutBob]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Indeed that is my bad, I meant paragraph.We have all made mistakes, I'm just relieved you both took the liberty to pounce on my incorrect word choice like hungry lions looking for scraps.

I also apologise, for I thought I saw proceeding, but it was in face preceeding.
This only raises the question as to which paragraph in particular?
I'm interested.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Sir I am humbled that you treat me with some sense of respect, I eagerly await the graph.

It seems you are not only stupid but that you are also blind. Brother James mentioned a "paragraph" which is not the same as a "graph". See how I yet again prove that you are an idiot?

[James Hutchins]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Sir I am humbled that you treat me with some sense of respect, I eagerly await the graph.

Bob, I think all the sheep buggering has damaged your eyesight (I've heard that is what happens). What 'graph' do you want? Did you mean staff?

[DevoutBob]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Bob, I can provide a smidgen of additional proof that God hates New Zeeland. I am a reverent believer in God. I live my life as proscribed in the KJV1611 Bible. My entire life revolves around His word. Everything I think and do is with God first and foremost. Nothing I say, think or act upon is done with any deviation from God's Holy Word®.

I hate New Zeeland. Based on the preceding paragraph, how can this be incorrect?

Sir I am humbled that you treat me with some sense of respect, I eagerly await the graph.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Bob, I can provide a smidgen of additional proof that God hates New Zeeland. I am a reverent believer in God. I live my life as proscribed in the KJV1611 Bible. My entire life revolves around His word. Everything I think and do is with God first and foremost. Nothing I say, think or act upon is done with any deviation from God's Holy Word(r).

I hate New Zeeland. Based on the preceding paragraph, how can this be incorrect?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Sir Cranky, do you make a habit of contradicting yourself?

How am I contradicting myself if I wonder if you really live in New Zealand? I still do by the way, you seem to be dodging my question.

Rarely means Sparse, but still in existance. If you can "rarely" find a Hummer in New Zealand, it means you can. If you can "rarely find a Hummer in New Zealand, it means that a canoe is not New Zealand's most advanced form of transportation.

I have to agree you seem to have a point there. Perhaps once in a while a tourist is in New Zealand with a Hummer thereby temporarily upgrading New Zealand's most advanced form of transportation. Since the tourist in question probably leaves yelling and screaming very fast, it would explain why it only occurs rarely as mentioned by Freeks-Angel.

The very same post you got this puote from Bryan Tamariki gave evidence to the first of seven new Navy ships to the RNZN(Royal New Zealand Navy). I suggest you go back and review that post, as it was the first evidence against you. New Navy ship > canoe

I never claimed you are the only one who is in denial about the canoes. I claimed other people from New Zealand disagree with you and proved my point by giving several examples.

Obviously, this "prehistoric boat" is more advanced than the canoe, as it arrived in New Zealand much later then the Maori people did.

True. But when Columbus left he took his boat with him so it is no longer in New Zealand. The canoe actually stayed.

Other people from New Zealand agree with me, are YOU sure you are from New Zealand?

I am sure I am not from New Zealand. I am from America. I never claimed to be from New Zealand. You might want to start paying better attention so you look less like an idiot.

[DevoutBob]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Haha, my apologise I seem to have misspelt 'quote' as 'puote'

[DevoutBob]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Other people from New Zealand disagree with you. Are you sure you are from New Zealand?

Sir Cranky, do you make a habit of contradicting yourself?

Originally Posted by Freeks-Angel
You can rarely find Hummers in New Zealand

Rarely means Sparse, but still in existance. If you can "rarely" find a Hummer in New Zealand, it means you can. If you can "rarely find a Hummer in New Zealand, it means that a canoe is not New Zealand's most advanced form of transportation.

Originally Posted by Bryan Tamariki
Yes! You hit the nail on the head Brother Enoch - New Zealand is just so jealous of the glorious Canadian Navy!
(Do you have a kayak that we can borrow?)

The very same post you got this puote from Bryan Tamariki gave evidence to the first of seven new Navy ships to the RNZN(Royal New Zealand Navy). I suggest you go back and review that post, as it was the first evidence against you. New Navy ship > canoe

Originally Posted by Patupaiarehe
Yeah, these canoes kinda suck as a mode of transport, I'll give you that. Soooo tiring to get around in.

Originally Posted by bisexualmaoriatheist
As 'prehistoric' as we may be ... Finally, to the 3rd 'reason'. Yes, our ancestors arrived in canoes, but if you think about it, Christopher Columbus arrived in a prehistoric boat too.

I believe the poin made here is that if the Maori people arrive in New Zealand on a canoe, Christopher Columbus arrived on a "prehistoric boat".
Obviously, this "prehistoric boat" is more advanced than the canoe, as it arrived in New Zealand much later then the Maori people did.

And finally:

Other people from New Zealand disagree with you. Are you sure you are from New Zealand?

Other people from New Zealand agree with me, are YOU sure you are from New Zealand?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Hummers are a gift from God?

They most certainly are. I enjoy my gift from God each and every day. I feel like I am already a little bit in Heaven while I am driving it.

but I assure you Mr. Cranky we have cars

Other people from New Zealand disagree with you. Are you sure you are from New Zealand?

You can rarely find Hummers in New Zealand

Yes! You hit the nail on the head Brother Enoch - New Zealand is just so jealous of the glorious Canadian Navy!
(Do you have a kayak that we can borrow?)

Yeah, these canoes kinda suck as a mode of transport, I'll give you that. Soooo tiring to get around in.

As 'prehistoric' as we may be ... Finally, to the 3rd 'reason'. Yes, our ancestors arrived in canoes, but if you think about it, Christopher Columbus arrived in a prehistoric boat too.

This seems to be very true:

I imagine I can learn much from this site.