[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I hear it's pretty, but doesn't everybody say their homeland is pretty?

New Zealanders only think it's "pretty" because they don't have anything more civilized to compare it with.


In fact today it's a filthy country and a recent report shows that they've now almost succeeded in destroying their God-given environment and native species with a combination of litter, cow-poo and neglect.

[ILOVESHEEP69]

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I LOVE putting my ***nonsense removed*** in sheep it make me feel good. God said that I can have ***lame attempts to upset Jesus removed*** with sheep. But I am the only one. This happens in my dreams so I have no proof and god also said that if you deny me then you are going straight to the deeps of hell.

[Nobar King]

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For a country that has more sheep that people, it makes you wonder just what the attraction of the place is.

I hear it's pretty, but doesn't everybody say their homeland is pretty?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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As if God needed any more reasons to hate New Zealand, they went and shot themselves in the foot with a Freedom-hating ban on military assault rifles.



Not just God, but everyone who goes to New Zealand hates it.

For a country that has more sheep that people, it makes you wonder just what the attraction of the place is.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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As if God needed any more reasons to hate New Zealand, they went and shot themselves in the foot with a Freedom-hating ban on military assault rifles.

Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has announced a ban on military style, semi-automatic (MSSA) guns and assault rifles in the wake of the Christchurch mosque shootings.
All semi-automatic weapons used during the terrorist attack on Friday will be banned, she said.
Related parts used to convert the guns into MSSAs would also be banned, along with all high-capacity magazines.

Not just God, but everyone who goes to New Zealand hates it.

[Jim Farmer]

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But they would all be false. God loves the USA.

[Didymus Much]

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666 Reasons why God hates usa

So what are they? Let's see that list. I'm sure the True Christians™ can come up with at least a few hundred more.

[Salad Time]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

666 Reasons why God hates usa

[Jim Farmer]

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Nothing surprises me, Sister Joanna, that happens in that hellhole of depravity. From the Lonely Planet site:

Get up close and personal with the woolly mainstay of New Zealand: near Queenstown, several farms offer tours that include sheep feeding, petting and shearing. Sound too low-key? For a more competitive view, visit the Golden Quears championship in Masterton. And if it all gets too much, relax in the paddock with the four-legged participants.

Queenstown? Yup the fag capital of New Zealand where all the queens congregate
And yes they have a competition every year called the Golden Queers. I shudder to think of what goes on there - lots of heavy petting of sheep no doubt, plus a lot worse. I managed to obtain some photos taken at the event earlier this year. Most of them are unsuitable for publishing on this site, but I thought I'd put in a couple:

A competitor prepares to assault his victim:



The queer judge is loving it!



Children are encouraged. See the screen at top left.



And the thespian women even get involved:

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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2. New Zealand has the highest amount of sheep rape cases in the entire world. And this is not just per capita! Leviticus 18:23 "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."

Oh my goodness, and now they are even BRAGGING about it!

This is from their own TV channel's website: New Zealand tourism praised for gay friendliness and sheep access

Travel bible Lonely Planet has picked New Zealand as one of its top destinations in 2015, praising its gay friendliness and hands on access to sheep.

[Cranky Old Man]

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HOW DARE YOU MOCK EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY

It's the other way around. These countries mock God and I report the truth. Don't shoot the messenger. Get your country to obey Christ instead.

I HAVE ENOUGH WHY DON'T YOU MAKE 100 REASONS GOD HATES AMERICA

God hates America because America voted for Obama. Everyone knows that.

ENJOY LAUGHING YOUR ASS OF AS YOU READ YOUR HATE MAIL

I get hate mail all the time. It ensures I will go to Heaven:

Matthew 5:10
King James Version (KJV)

10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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OH YOU [filth removed] HOW DARE YOU MOCK EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY I HAVE ENOUGH WHY DON'T YOU MAKE 100 REASONS GOD HATES AMERICA FOR A CHANGE MISTER OLD MAN AND THEN ENJOY LAUGHING YOUR ASS OF AS YOU READ YOUR HATE MAIL.

1) Run-on sentences don't make Jesus happy. Learn to use periods.

2) Keep a respectful tongue in your head or be tossed out of here. You won't be warned again!

3) Please try not to speak (type) unless you have something to actually say (which, in your case, means you shouldn't type at all).

Regards,

Pastor Ed

[Ivan1352]

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OH YOU [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED] HOW DARE YOU MOCK EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY I HAVE ENOUGH WHY DON'T YOU MAKE 100 REASONS GOD HATES AMERICA FOR A CHANGE MISTER OLD MAN AND THEN ENJOY LAUGHING YOUR ASS OF AS YOU READ YOUR HATE MAIL.

[Attila's Wife]

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British dress designer I suppose

A combination of that, undoubtedly, and good manners, perhaps - i.e. trying to conform to the local women's idea of what is chic.

[Mother Of Seven]

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Notice how she protects her lady parts with her handbag. But why is she dressed as an air stewardess?

British dress designer I suppose