[James Hutchins]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I do not know about the new zoolanders, they are constantly trying to pull the wool over our eyes. We must remain vigilant and true as they are famous for sneaking up from behind.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I know you have heard it before, but WRONG FLAG, I'm pretty sure if I worte a thing about americans and put the canadian flag, you would be pretty devastated. It's exactly the same thing.

Why do people only read 1% of the thread before they start spewing nonsense? This has already been addressed several times now! The flag in the first posting is the correct one!

[Felicity]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

@Pastor Ezekiel Always so nice when you talk to me! I am glad to hear those sheep do not get hurt. But will still pray that they stop doing that and go to Heaven instead!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

@James Dewitt I will pray that they change their mind and come to Heaven with us instead of hurting those poor sheep! #John 14:1-4

I don't think the sheep feel a thing. At least that's what Bobby-Joe tells me.

[Felicity]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

@James Dewitt I will pray that they change their mind and come to Heaven with us instead of hurting those poor sheep! #John 14:1-4

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

@Pastor Ezekiel . I do not understand why those New Zeland men do this to those poor sheep. Don't they want to go to Heaven? #Leviticus 18:23

I am afraid that they have turned their backs to the Lord.
Luke 18:13

And the publican, standing afar off, would not lift up so much as his eyes unto heaven, but smote upon his breast, saying, God be merciful to me a sinner.

[Felicity]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

@Pastor Ezekiel . I do not understand why those New Zeland men do this to those poor sheep. Don't they want to go to Heaven? #Leviticus 18:23

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Did you know that New Zealand boasts online dating services that match local residents with sheep?!

New Zealanders flock to AdultSheepFinder.com
'The World's Largest Sheep Sex Personals Community'

New Zealanders are flocking to an exciting new online initiative aimed at connecting sheep fanciers with their perfect date - AdultSheepFinder.com.

The ovine-lovers resource is evidently a big hit down there in NZ, with around 100 per cent of the current worldwide membership of 20,333 coming from the set of Lord of the Rings.


The site boasts:

With AdultSheepFinder you can meet sexy sheep in your area at the touch of a button!

Find the right sheep for you from our extensive database and try to arrange with their owners for a sexy encounter!

Explore the erotic lifestyle of millions of sheeplovers through our Nude Sheep Photos, we even have hundreds of Sexy Webcam Sheep online everyday!

Marvellous. Just to rub it in, the wags behind this bit of NZ-baiting offer only "New Zealand" in the drop-down list of countries in their "Search Our Members" facility, and further advise: "If you would like to know more about Sheep Shagging we can recommend the following literature- Lonely Planet - New Zealand Edition.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

[QUOTE=shrimp;511882]1)

Mardi gras has nothing to do with sheep

Does it really matter? Its a Catlik homer parade

2) I know you have heard it before, but WRONG FLAG, I'm pretty sure if I worte a thing about americans and put the canadian flag, you would be pretty devastated. It's exactly the same thing.

Its not our fault that New Zeeplanders don't know their own flag

3) As an Aussie, I will admit taht we did make up the joke about Kiwis raping sheep. We all knwo they don't really do that, but at least we get the joke unlike you guys.

And we are the bad guys, when you spread lies. But are they really lies?

4) They probably do still have canoes, but as a sport. Do you even participate in canoeing? Yet another psort that americans fail to get medals in.

Is canoeing an Olympic event?

5) YOu say britain sent all their convicts to aus/NZ, but answer me this, Were ddi they go before that?? would it be.. oh wait.. was it AMERICA?

Lets see, Australia was indeed a penal colony for Great Britain.
The Brits send all of their child rapists, murders, thieves and retards to Australia. Its a small wonder that anyone is left in Great Britain.
Then the people of Australia set up their own penal colony in New Zeepland and ship off what they consider to be the bad portion of society.

Now lets look at your user name Shrimp.

Leviticus 11:9-12



These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.


God hates shrimp, If it where me I would pick a better name, maybe Kangaroo or jackass

[shrimp]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

1) Mardi gras has nothing to do with sheep
2) I know you have heard it before, but WRONG FLAG, I'm pretty sure if I worte a thing about americans and put the canadian flag, you would be pretty devastated. It's exactly the same thing.
3) As an Aussie, I will admit taht we did make up the joke about Kiwis raping sheep. We all knwo they don't really do that, but at least we get the joke unlike you guys.
4) They probably do still have canoes, but as a sport. Do you even participate in canoeing? Yet another psort that americans fail to get medals in.
5) YOu say britain sent all their convicts to aus/NZ, but answer me this, Were ddi they go before that?? would it be.. oh wait.. was it AMERICA?

[Petal]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

This photo shows Australia's eternal shame. This image was taken around "Gay Mardi Gra" time (late February) in Sydney. It show a gay Merino sheep trolling for (what we call) sodomatic beastialites.

i not thinks that be a true homo sheeps, cuz if it were it would looks kinda like this --->

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Are you guys high? if your gunna write a racist thread dedicated to the slamming of our awesome New zealand buds, then actually use their flag

Where do you see any "racist threads?" Since when are sheep-rapists a race?

Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

[Felicity]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

@Tukasa where are you from if I may ask?

[True Disciple]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Are you guys high? if your gunna write a racist thread dedicated to the slamming of our awesome New zealand buds, then actually use their flag

They are not awesome, that is proven conclusively by Brother Cranky here. And additionally, why would you care? Aren't you Japanese? Aren't you supposed to give us a reason why we shouldn't bomb you?

[Tukasa]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Are you guys high? if your gunna write a racist thread dedicated to the slamming of our awesome New zealand buds, then actually use their flag