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  • FinnAndProudOfIt
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    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Originally posted by Account View Post
    I know I wrote earlier that I'm not going to take part of this anymore..
    BUT I JUST HAD TO SAY:
    You Americans are so RETARDED! Finns aren't savages, you have never been to Finland and probably never even met a finnish person. Eskimo's or inuits using the righ nonracist word, lives in Iceland and Greenland which is thousands of miles from Finland. Finns looks just like any other white people and inuits looks like asian people. And i've got nothing against asians. We live in citys, we go to school and work and live in a modern society. Maybe god hates us, maybe he doesn't, but don't criticize our country without knowing a sh*t about it!!!

    BTW, some muslim country that you have nothing to do with and probably don't know a sh*t about it either has started a war again! How great is that! Now you can take all your army equipment there and bomd their ass!
    Yes. American Baptists are retarded. If God hates us, it is not your problem, so don't fuck around here. Finland is a country with pride. We work, live, educate ourselves, as you said, in a modern society.

    WTF really, you Baptists are so stupid, claiming that Easter eggs are "testicles of Lucifer", take a look at what you've written:

    Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles?
    The Truth About Easter Eggs
    (Recommended for Parents of Christian Children ages 4-22) -by Dr. Daniel Cameroon

    List Price: $18.95
    Our Price: $27.99
    You Save: Nothing. (Only Jesus Saves!)


    Availability: Usually ships within 24 hours (if Jesus wants it to) from Landover Baptist Church in Freehold, Iowa:
    Summary:
    Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? is a Bible based book for Christian parents who by lack of faith can't afford to send their children to a decent Christian school. Their precious youngsters are infected by the secular filth and lies being taught by unsaved teachers in America's public school system. The book teaches parents how to easily explain to their children that Easter (as it is celebrated by the Unsaved) has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus Christ but is actually a holiday celebrating lewd and sexually explicit pagan rituals of fertility. "It's not that difficult to understand," says Author/Creation Scientist, Dr. Daniel Cameroon. "In the old days, deluded pagans would gather round and hump like bunnies on Easter Sunday because they thought it would make their tomatoes grow faster." Dr. Cameroon explains that it doesn't matter what god or idol the Pagans were humping under on Easter Sunday, because any god other than "Jesus" is "Satan." Dr. Cameroon dedicates four chapters in the book to Easter Eggs. "Easter Eggs are one of the wiliest tools of the Devil," he says. "Pagan kids didn't have anything to do on Easter Sunday because their mommies and daddies were stuck in a false temple all day, naked and writhing around with their neighbors in Satanic orgies of the flesh. You see, parents had to come up with a way to occupy their children while they were away from home, praying and fornicating under the altar of Satan. And since they didn't have babysitters back then, they gave their kids eggs to play with and sometimes paint," he says. "But the reason they chose eggs had nothing to do with any sort of fertility or fertilizers (as some misguided Christian historians would have you believe). Nope, it was because of Lucifer's testicles! Glory to God! And I won't say a word more about it! I don't want to ruin the book for you!"
    Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? (The Truth About Easter Eggs) is a wonderfully informative and well-researched Christian book which consolidates a 2-month Adult Remedial Sunday School series into two-hundred exciting and easy to read pages along with memorable illustrations. Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? or "PWLT" as the book is now referred to in the Southern Baptist Sunday School Teachers catalogue takes the reader on an unforgettable journey that traces the pagan (Satanic) origins of secular (Satanic) Easter, with a specific focus on the origin of "Easter Eggs."
    How stupid is that? And the book costs about ten bucks more than in normal stores... Oh, so stupid people you are...

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  • Account
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    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    I know I wrote earlier that I'm not going to take part of this anymore..
    BUT I JUST HAD TO SAY:
    You Americans are so RETARDED! Finns aren't savages, you have never been to Finland and probably never even met a finnish person. Eskimo's or inuits using the righ nonracist word, lives in Iceland and Greenland which is thousands of miles from Finland. Finns looks just like any other white people and inuits looks like asian people. And i've got nothing against asians. We live in citys, we go to school and work and live in a modern society. Maybe god hates us, maybe he doesn't, but don't criticize our country without knowing a sh*t about it!!!

    BTW, some muslim country that you have nothing to do with and probably don't know a sh*t about it either has started a war again! How great is that! Now you can take all your army equipment there and bomd their ass!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Originally posted by Snu-Snu View Post
    well do U think that God hates Finland? Beacose if U do YOU havent never read a Bible. It's says that God loves everybody. And I had read it. I was in a Bible competition.
    Dear Eskimo Savage:

    God does NOT love everybody:

    Proverbs 6
    [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
    [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
    [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
    [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
    Read the Bible before picking a fight on Scripture.

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel

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  • Brother Oskar
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    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Originally posted by Snu-Snu View Post
    I dont know..
    Of course you don't, you're a Finnish Eskimo, whose parents were too drunk to educate you properly. Join the favorite church of Jesus, and you'll have a chance of getting to Heaven

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  • Snu-Snu
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    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    Would you at least agree that God hates Esau?
    Malachi 1:2-3 (King James Version)
    • 2. I have loved you, saith the LORD. Yet ye say, Wherein hast thou loved us? Was not Esau Jacob's brother? saith the LORD: yet I loved Jacob,
    • 3. And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.
    I dont know..

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Would you at least agree that God hates Esau?
    Malachi 1:2-3 (King James Version)
    • 2. I have loved you, saith the LORD. Yet ye say, Wherein hast thou loved us? Was not Esau Jacob's brother? saith the LORD: yet I loved Jacob,
    • 3. And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

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  • Snu-Snu
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    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    Probably just ignorant since you obviously have never read a Bible.

    God Bless
    well do U think that God hates Finland? Beacose if U do YOU havent never read a Bible. It's says that God loves everybody. And I had read it. I was in a Bible competition.

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Originally posted by Snu-Snu View Post
    Osama is NOT going to heaven. Do U think that I'm stupid or an idiot?
    Probably just ignorant since you obviously have never read a Bible.

    God Bless

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  • Snu-Snu
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    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    I'm going to write you in to my book of terrorist sympathizers who thinks that Osama Bin Laden is going to heaven.
    Osama is NOT going to heaven. Do U think that I'm stupid or an idiot?

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  • Brother Oskar
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    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Only God can answer to that question, but I think that God doesn't hate Finland, he just dislikes it.

    Oh, and @FinnAndProudOfIt, be shamed of yourself, you little eskimo. We have manners here.

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Originally posted by Snu-Snu View Post
    God loves everybody you piffleing idiots!
    I'm going to write you in to my book of terrorist sympathizers who thinks that Osama Bin Laden is going to heaven.

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  • Snu-Snu
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    God loves everybody you fucking idiots!

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  • Cursed
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    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Originally posted by FinnAndProudOfIt View Post
    I know it, you know it. You are a piffle. Motherpiffleing piffle piffle who likes to suck a big piffle whilst getting a piffle in your big fat piffle. That's really piffling baptistic, isn't it?
    Look here you pompous feckless finnish freakshow, here in America we have something called "manners," which apparently your savage drunken parents never bothered to teach you as they were too busy clubbing seals and raping bear cubs.

    Pure Angel might not be a True Christian, but she DOES have manners, and has earned Forum Member status. If you ever speak like that to her again, or to any Forum Member or True Christian for that matter, you will force me to rebuke you with more vigor and vitriol.

    We True Christians don't go to your finnish fishmonger fan club websites and berate you, why don't you be a lady and/or gentleman and do us the same courtesy?

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  • Two-Dollar Bill
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    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Link or you're lying.
    Lying on the ground drunk on Sahti and Korskenkorva!

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Originally posted by FinnAndProudOfIt View Post
    ...I have started an official AntiBaptistCompany Forum which has over 100 readers.
    Link or you're lying.

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