[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I'm half American and half Dane and I'm proud to be both.

What right thinking American would have sex with a Dane? Some whoremonger probably. Or a lesbian.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

What right thinking American would have sex with a Dane? Some whoremonger probably. Or a lesbian.

A drunken sailor no doubt. After 6 months at sea what do you expect, true love?

[Mark Christ]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

More proof God hates Damnedmark!

This video proves beyond a shadow of doubt (not that any True Christian doubted it) that Damnedmark is full of nothing but homers and lezbeans.
They might as well change their name to Sodom because it's full of evil sodomites. And this is a "tourism" film ! They are trying to recruit more homers.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

[QUOTE=Mark Christ;559632]More proof God hates Damnedmark!

This video proves beyond a shadow of doubt (not that any True Christian doubted it) that Damnedmark is full of nothing but homers and lezbeans.
They might as well change their name to Sodom because it's full of evil sodomites. And this is a "tourism" film ! They are trying to recruit more homers.

Well paint me pink and send me to Daneland if I ever saw anything more disgusting and perverted than that clip. Is that supposed to attract decent folk to visit that place. That would be like us doing a travel log that says ''come to New York city and get mugged''!

[DenmarkFTW]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

8 reasons why GOD LOVES Denmark!
<--- THIS IS OUR FLAG!! I am retarded!!


1. We had the Vikings! the most Awesome people who ever lived! and beside, we where the first to discover The US! PROVEN! (LOYERED!)

2. We are not the driveing force behind global climate hoax, we are simply too small a contry, ^^ so YAY FOR DENMARK!!! MUAHAHA!

3. The Danish Prime minister is Rasmussen! and he was awesome! but he did never cykle in the Tour, he was too busy makeing Denmark MORE AWESOME!!!

4. Atleast our DANISH authour wrote so meny stories that Disney took them to him, and made films over it, soutch as: The little Mermaid, and some others. WE ARE AWESOME!!!

5. God loves us eaven more for makeing Lego, because it has brough so much good to the world! we are EAVEN MORE AWESOME NOW!

6. God loves us because did NOT invent Pippi Longstockings! LOL! it was thoes sweden dudes, you know the neighbour contry we have? right to the left? just look in a Atlas, xD

7. We have the same TV shows as you do, xD so by saying that we have 'Rape with brutality' and 'The Market for Liver' your saying that, that's what you have too, xD roflmao!

8. God loves us, because know how to love thy neighbour, and Turn the other cheek,





- I'm so glad i'm going to hell, WE HAVE STRIPPERS!!! xD and the fire down there, i'v heard its more like a cosy bonfire, xD cannot wait, (and let's face it, hell have been renewed since then,) ØL, FISSE, OG HORNMUSIK!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!



- DENMARKFTW!!!! WE LOVE YOU DENMARK! Olé!!

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

You seem like a nice person, just you just have an inferiority complex.

[Mark Christ]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

@ DenmarkFTW

1. We had the Vikings! the most Awesome people who ever lived! and beside, we where the first to discover The US! PROVEN! (LOYERED!)
Vikings raped and pillaged. Only God says who can do that. And he certainly didn't mean Vikings.

2. We are not the driveing force behind global climate hoax, we are simply too small a contry,
Spell much? Such a small country, yet so many homers and lezbeans.

3. The Danish Prime minister is Rasmussen! and he was awesome! but he did never cykle in the Tour, he was too busy makeing Denmark MORE AWESOME!!!
More sinful is what you mean.

4. Atleast our DANISH authour wrote so meny stories that Disney took them to him, and made films over it, soutch as: The little Mermaid, and some others. WE ARE AWESOME!!!
It's well known Hans Christian(not) Anderson was a sodomite.

5. God loves us eaven more for makeing Lego, because it has brough so much good to the world! we are EAVEN MORE AWESOME NOW!
Ever step on a Lego in your bare feet? Lego's are the work of Satan.

6. God loves us because did NOT invent Pippi Longstockings! LOL! it was thoes sweden dudes, you know the neighbour contry we have? right to the left? just look in a Atlas, xD
God hates Sweden too. It's true. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44379

7. We have the same TV shows as you do, xD so by saying that we have 'Rape with brutality' and 'The Market for Liver' your saying that, that's what you have too, xD roflmao!
Huh?

8. God loves us, because know how to love thy neighbour, and Turn the other cheek,
Turn your butt cheek you mean you herring eating, knob gobbling homer.

Repent!

[DenmarkFTW]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

@ DenmarkFTW

1. We had the Vikings! the most Awesome people who ever lived! and beside, we where the first to discover The US! PROVEN! (LOYERED!)
Vikings raped and pillaged. Only God says who can do that. And he certainly didn't mean Vikings.

2. We are not the driveing force behind global climate hoax, we are simply too small a contry,
Spell much? Such a small country, yet so many homers and lezbeans.

3. The Danish Prime minister is Rasmussen! and he was awesome! but he did never cykle in the Tour, he was too busy makeing Denmark MORE AWESOME!!!
More sinful is what you mean.

4. Atleast our DANISH authour wrote so meny stories that Disney took them to him, and made films over it, soutch as: The little Mermaid, and some others. WE ARE AWESOME!!!
It's well known Hans Christian(not) Anderson was a sodomite.

5. God loves us eaven more for makeing Lego, because it has brough so much good to the world! we are EAVEN MORE AWESOME NOW!
Ever step on a Lego in your bare feet? Lego's are the work of Satan.

6. God loves us because did NOT invent Pippi Longstockings! LOL! it was thoes sweden dudes, you know the neighbour contry we have? right to the left? just look in a Atlas, xD
God hates Sweden too. It's true. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44379

7. We have the same TV shows as you do, xD so by saying that we have 'Rape with brutality' and 'The Market for Liver' your saying that, that's what you have too, xD roflmao!
Huh?

8. God loves us, because know how to love thy neighbour, and Turn the other cheek,
Turn your butt cheek you mean you herring eating, knob gobbling homer.

Repent!

MAKE ME YOU SON OF A B IT CH!!!

[biza the godmocker]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I can't see any difference.

The Danish flag is Red with white stripes
Finland's flag is white with Blue stripes
Sweden's flag is Blue with yellow stripes
and Norway's flag is red with blue and white stripes
Are you color blind?

[biza the godmocker]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I don't know why King Diamond was left off the list.


He has influenced more than one generation of satanic heavy metallers. King Diamond has been exporting his satanic messages to the United States and other countries for over thirty years. Why this music hasn't been banned yet I have no idea.

This image is meant to scare you. I have burned multiple copies of this album over the years. It should not be heard by anyone.

The ridiculous shrieking heard on this song is in fact an incantation to join the Devil in his family. They literally want you to go to Hell and not to Heaven. The lyrics are hidden to protect innocent readers. Only men who are strong with the Lord should read them. You click the link, but you don't have to pay paypal):

I have said a prayer to protect myself and the other users of this forum from the evils of Danish influence.

I guess your not just into the metal music theme?
I love metal because (not of the ''satanic words'') of the insane speed they play on the instruments and still it make it sound so incredibly good

I heard King Diamond first in the game ''Brutal Legend'' were it fit fantastic.

P.S The burning picture is not made to scare you -.- it's made so you wanna buy it cause it looks cool

[Lisa H]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I guess your not just into the metal music theme?
I love metal because (not of the ''satanic words'') of the insane speed they play on the instruments and still it make it sound so incredibly good

I heard King Diamond first in the game ''Brutal Legend'' were it fit fantastic.

P.S The burning picture is not made to scare you -.- it's made so you wanna buy it cause it looks cool

So you like listening to music made by Satan. You should throw that rubbish away and start listening to Christian music.

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

The Danish flag is Red with white stripes
Finland's flag is white with Blue stripes
Sweden's flag is Blue with yellow stripes
and Norway's flag is red with blue and white stripes
Are you color blind?

I think you are the one that is color blind here my friend.

[biza the godmocker]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I think you are the one that is color blind here my friend.

No, i did say the right colors

Finland's flag




Denmark's flag




Norweigan's flag




And Sweden's flag



I am right Cause i live in Sweden and I know how MY own flag look

[biza the godmocker]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

So you like listening to music made by Satan. You should throw that rubbish away and start listening to Christian music.

It can't be made by satan -.- I don't see Satan's name on it, do you?
No you don't! Because it's King Diamond's music.

Go to youtube and search for: King Diamond Cremation
That song is awesome and you might find it good too since there is no lyrics in it

No lyrics = no satanic words

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

No, i did say the right colors

Finland's flag




Denmark's flag




Norweigan's flag




And Sweden's flag



I am right Cause i live in Sweden and I know how MY own flag look

Great, you don't even have a flag according to your post!