[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...:1&version=ESV

1"Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans%202:1-2&version=ESV

1Therefore you have no excuse, O man, every one of you who judges. For in passing judgment on another you condemn yourself, because you, the judge, practice the very same things.
2We know that the judgment of God rightly falls on those who practice such things.

Satanic bible reference

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...:1&version=ESV

1"Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven.

1Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.
Bit of a different meaning wouldn't you say?

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans%202:1-2&version=ESV

1Therefore you have no excuse, O man, every one of you who judges. For in passing judgment on another you condemn yourself, because you, the judge, practice the very same things.
2We know that the judgment of God rightly falls on those who practice such things.

1Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things. 2But we are sure that the judgment of God is according to truth against them which commit such things.

See according to the KJV, we are judged by the same standard that we judge. Therefore if we judge according to God's law, we will be judged according to God's law.


This is why it is so important to use the KJV1611. These new blasphemous translations change the wording just enough to give these passages a different meaning.

[Stoiss]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Im concerned. Im from Denmark myself. Though my contry converted to Crist in the year 966 during the king Harald Blaatand. How can I as a single person turn to God and be accepted in the kingdom of heaven (and in this forum ) ?

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Im concerned. Im from Denmark myself. Though my contry converted to Crist in the year 966 during the king Harald Blaatand. How can I as a single person turn to God and be accepted in the kingdom of heaven (and in this forum ) ?

Perhaps you can purchase a KJV1611 Bible ......and a Websters Dictionary si we can get some sort of grasp of what you are saying

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Im concerned. Im from Denmark myself. Though my contry converted to Crist in the year 966 during the king Harald Blaatand. How can I as a single person turn to God and be accepted in the kingdom of heaven (and in this forum ) ?

You must cut all ties with those who are sinners (Probably everyone you know, family INCLUDED) and try and find True Christians™ instead (there is at least 10 in your country).


Leviticus 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;
Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

As Warner Davidson rightly suggested () you must find buy a KJV Bible - but that's not all, you can't just stop there, you have to read every word of every page, every letter of every line and let the Holy Spirit enter you. Do this, and live your life by God's teachings, and God MAY choose to let you into Heaven. We are here to help you - when we are convinced you WANT to repent for the rest of your disgusting, vile past you will be saved by Jesus (and a moderator).

I will be praying for you. Just because your country is a terrible wasteland full of rapists and gay couples doesn't mean you are necessary condemned to Hell.

[danish guy]

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[QUOTE=Cranky Old Man;528824]

8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

Dude...are you for real ??

There is not one piece of correct info in that thread at all..

Starting with the flag, being from Finland..not Denmark

The free whore part is partly true...only it was the reaction from some independent prostitudes, it was theire response, to the goverments advise to foreign visitors, to avoid contact with theese type of women during theire stay in Denmark...

Tour de France...Dude... that guy Rasmussen, is not exactly the same Rasmussen as the Prime Minister...aprox 30 years age difference, also that guy is Michael...minister was Anders..

I didnt take the time to read your posts in here...I hope this is some sort of bizarre humor you got...but better post this answer in case some of you wierdos out there actually believe this crap he is writing...

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

@ Danish guy and Stoiss: Why don't you make an introduction before derailing our other fine threads?

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Dude...are you for real ??

Yes "Dude", having a bit of trouble taking criticism? Relax, take a deep breath, and try and understand why you are wrong.

There is not one piece of correct info in that thread at all..

In what way is any of it incorrect? Have you even read the Bible? Because EVERY argument Cranky makes is backed up with scripture. I look forward to seeing your argument! Lets see...

Starting with the flag, being from Finland..not Denmark

This has been investigated and it is Denmark's flag. They look the same anyway; If you had read the thread properly you would have known that.

The free whore part is partly true...only it was the reaction from some independent prostitudes, it was theire response, to the goverments advise to foreign visitors, to avoid contact with theese type of women during theire stay in Denmark...

Glad we agree all Danish women are whores; God hates whores.

1 Corinthians 10 (King James Version)
8Neither let us commit fornication, as some of them committed, and fell in one day three and twenty thousand.

Tour de France...Dude... that guy Rasmussen, is not exactly the same Rasmussen as the Prime Minister...aprox 30 years age difference, also that guy is Michael...minister was Anders..

Where are you getting your lies from? I want a trusted source.

I didnt take the time to read your posts in here...I hope this is some sort of bizarre humor you got...but better post this answer in case some of you wierdos out there actually believe this crap he is writing...

Reading this thread, I would say you are the only 'weirdo' here. (and all your other hate driven countrymen). There is nothing funny about Christianity, sinner, unless of course you are talking about your date with the devil in the fiery pits of Hell.
Once again another weak, atheist argument easily diffused by the love of Jesus©.

[Cranky Old Man]

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The free whore part is partly true...

I am glad that some Danes are honest enough to admit this. Most Danes are filthy liars who will burn in hell for all eternity for lying about these things.

[GodHatesUsAll]

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wtf is wrong with you people??

you know the country that will first be destroyed by Satan is yours, USA, for being such an arrogant, ignorant, stupid, thickheaded, double standarded, retarded and vulgar bunch of wankers (I can see how you all get off in front of your very own God, how gross, and in the mouths of your so called very own children, after all catholicism and christianity is based on the same God)...
what you attempt to preach for deaf or extremely retarded ears are lies, and I am surprized you do not recognize Satans tongue in your very own words...
WHO or merely WHAT are you to speak of things you have not even the closest idea of how is? merely sounds to me like SATAN'S voice...
you can't make me fall into that blinded horde of misguided people (how you DO survive is above my comprehension - and don't tell me God let, because I really really really think he would go puke if he saw what you "christian" mormons are all about...) how pathethic. - he would probably do 'the worst sin of all' or whatever - commit suicide in agony and regret of creating humans so blind and arrogant... your selfishness and idea of being better than anyone else will come right back at you, and spit thy in thee eye... if this is made in a comprehensible way for you to read...
and wtf... couldn't you come up with anymore reasons than 8??? hahaha I could show you lists of several hundreds of reasons to despise America... one of them is this homepage, made for continueing the brainwashing and decay of american minds...
I am startled.... how can you people be SO blind???
if there even was a God that gave just a little crap about his puny creations, he would probably hate none of us... he would forgive, but you guys don't really give him any reasons...
that is why you are all going to hell... as you so nicely describe it.
"Most Danes are filthy liars who will burn in hell for all eternity for lying about these things." ... oh yea, and who the piffle are you to brag about something like that??? I'll bet that you never ever even sat you dirty smelly feet in Denmark (thank God for that - we wouldn't like you filthy, blind wankers in our country anyway - put in a way that you would probably comprehend better - Satan wouldn't appreciate you )
I know crazy people when I see them, and believe me - this site is full of them...
you're just as driven as the muslims, don't you think you are a even a wink better than those... there is only one thing that seperates you from those you hate - and that is that you are not even pure or true... you have several different standards, you seem to desperately look for something to follow blindly as stupid animals such as sheep, and if that turns out to be some kind of a hoax or not real, you are too hypocrited to stand up and say that you were wrong and made a mistake.... at least the muslims don't have such double standards as you, hypocrites...
I think I'll just end up with at least 8 reasons why Denmark hates USA:
1. you're all a bunch of filthy liars and hypocrites, who deny to see that the truth is certainly not something somekind of wankers just made up to make themselves look more divine...
2. everything is completely piffleed up in america because of the first reason.
3. how come there are soooo many conspiracy theories about america? america "secretly" rules the world, but they are too hypcrited to show the world "it's actual powers over the World" because they are afraid that they are wrong (which they are...)
4. NEVER trust a man who carries and needs to carry a weapon... WHAT KIND OF WORLD ARE YOU LIVING IN?? a world dominated with fear and violence... I really hope you end yourselves out before you get to contaminate the rest of the world with your hypocrite way of thinking.
5. you thrive in hatred, racism and making other people feel worse, only so that you can feel better about yourselves... PATHETIC!
6. I assume you also regard women as Satan's work... remember: WOMEN MADE YOU... not God... if God created you - he would have had a VAGINA - which would make him into a HER.... tarts...
7. America speaks of freedom of religion. but this is not what we see.. DENMARK has a rule that says something like: no religions allowed in politics... and this is where America in comparison is on the same level as all the muslim countries... there is nothing as terrible as driven believers.... how they survive so misguided is a mystery....
8. America is a bunch of -as said before- haters, racists, arrogant pricks, and you even hate your own kind! everyone is afraid in - and of america.. you are the big bad wolves, and mind you - all the hatred you send out in the world - will strike you back 10 times the force!

it seems to me that you are all terribly afraid...
you think you're right, but let me tell you this: nothing in this world is as it seems, and least of all it is right by one human's perception...
but alas, I am worried that none of my words will sink into your stoneforged hearts and minds... this is like reasoning with a wild animal - except the animal would be easier to deal with - even without any weapons (believe it or not stupid americans...)
I hope that in 2012 YOUR filthy country will go first....
ps. Jesus was a zombie too

[GodHatesUsAll]

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for more reasons to hate you guys, check these:

http://reasonstohateamerica.wordpress.com/

http://listverse.com/2009/05/13/top-10-excuses-people-use-to-hate-america/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/marty-kaplan/300-reasons-to-hate-ameri_b_43499.html

probably written by your own people anyway, was too LAZY ASS DEVIL to check up on it, because that seems to be what you people are doing if we erase the bible... ... we don't even have to do that... the bible has exactly as much to say as Hans Christian Andersens fairytales, just for your enlightentment.... it was NOT written by God - it WAS written by several people who couldn't even seem to get the same story straight... wtf...

[GodHatesUsAll]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I thought that this was a great dane:


Well, her films are all 'dogs'. (who the fuck is that anyway...??)

Denmark - a country so cold and boring that they invented some of the most toxic alcoholic beverages known to man. Most Viking raids were planned when they were drunk, so it is no wonder that they didn't go to anywhere important. (well, vikings DID find America BEFORE Columbus - they just chose to leave again because they knew something was terribly wrong with your country...)

Lego - a term of abuse in most civilised countries. Denmark actually exports these ugly plastic bricks. (I can see that none of you ever had the chance of exercising any parts of your brains as children due to LEGO... whatever, you're to ones missing the relevant fun, whilst playing with your tiny little christian penises...)

Gayowulf - Denmark's most famous 'hero' was a raving homersexual who spent most of his time walking around naked searching for something called 'Grendel', who was probably his 'furrie' boyfriend. (wow... it actually LOOKS like you actually READ the shit...)

Hamlet, Prince of Denmark - made famous by Shakespeare, a whining suicidal aristocrat who spent most of his time talking to himself - he was actually the world's first Gothtard. (cool! all the goths are from denmark! we should probably tell Finland... (yea, those with this flag in this thread ^^)

Hands un-Christian Andersen - a pediphile who wrote 'fairytales' as an excuse to molest children. (right.. and the pope too, and several of your own presidents....)

Government = a combination of the worst aspects of monarchy and communism. They have a queen and plenty of people on welfare. (and what is the problem with being on welfare? at least we don't have as many HOMELESS , POOR AND CRIMINAL people WITH GUNS as you do...)

Religion - most Danish people are Lutherans. Enough said.

YIC
Bryan.

dear bryan - you're a retard.... ^^

[Benedict A. Davis]

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GodHatesUsAll
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation

You seem angry. Let Jesus into your heart and let the anger out. I, for one, will pray for you.
You came to our forum looking for answers, I am sure of that, they will be found in the passages of the Bible. Believe me when I tell you it will bring you peace.

[The AntiAmerican Dane]

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Please oh please tell me this is meant as a joke..
How is it fair of you to judge a country upon few individuals?
If other countries were to judge America on a specific few individuals, how do you think America would look like to them?
And be sure to check facts before you go babbling about 'em.
How are people supposed to take you seriously when you can't even use the right flag?
I'm half American and half Dane and I'm proud to be both.
But when inconsiderate people like yourselves try to judge a country on false facts.. That's just sad

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Please oh please tell me this is meant as a joke..
How is it fair of you to judge a country upon few individuals?
If other countries were to judge America on a specific few individuals, how do you think America would look like to them?
And be sure to check facts before you go babbling about 'em.
How are people supposed to take you seriously when you can't even use the right flag?
I'm half American and half Dane and I'm proud to be both.
But when inconsiderate people like yourselves try to judge a country on false facts.. That's just sad

Dear half breed,
As English is your first language since you say American Dane not danish american, you will have read that it is proper to introduce yourself prior to posting your opinions in this forum but in case you missed that part let me show you where Make an Introduction for yourself.

Also you have rights here and here they are.
Make an Introduction for yourself. Noobs read this

I, for one, am interested in hearing all about you please share your religious preference and maybe tell us about your Baptism.