[danishdynamite]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

hello im Danish and i am proud of it. i think that the people who post negative things about Denmark on this site are Ignorant retarded people, infact U.S and A is way down the list of IQ (under Denmark) so i dont think you should be talking about us being uneducated, and most of the people on this site( the americans) is probably under your average IQ. you sound like catholics who is pissed over a law against raping small boys and you pick on a country where the law system is actually functinal. you say we have a society based on drugs and raping, lets se In Denmark there is only 0,24 procent who has tried drugs, That number in America would be like 50% so i think you should shut the piffle up.
since i have read the 8 reasons i think only a retarded person could have made that up and thats why i am going to edjucate you idiots a bit or that would says alot because that is what you need

first the flag you have posted is not danish it is Finnish the danish flag is Red and white (your morron go piffle yourself)

1. you say that the danes invented rape and the word viking means rape.
Fact: we did not invent rape (some Americans probably did), and the word viking means warrior in danish

2. you claim we danes are hoaxing on the climate, and we give out free whores to make people lie about the climate
Fact:we are one of the nations in the lead on saving the inviroment, America is the biggest sinner when it comes to consuming gas and other things that is bad for the inviorement, the free sex from the whores was a protest they stod for themself against a campaign for not buying sex.

3.You acuse a minisiter of cheating in Tour de France
fact: he was a victim of a moral anti doping campaign.

4.you acuse H.C.A for being a rapist and satans son.
Fact: he has writen alot of fairytales that is read by alot of americans, he was a loner not a rapist ( unlike you)

5.You acuse lego of disrupting child minds
Fact: lego is a world known toy that spreads joy to children all across the world (so go piffle yourself)

6. you acuse the danes for inventing pippi longstocking and that she encourages girls to be whores
Fact: astrid lindgren wrote pippi longstocking astrid lindgren is swedish therefore pippi longstocking is swedish and it dosent transform small girls into whores

7.you acuse the danish tv of showing raping programs with violence in it
fact: the danish tv is one of the tv with least violence in it. take a look at american tv shows: coops, 16 and pregnant, and saw that is one of the most violent movie series of all times. (so go find another way to be af prick if you dont know your facts

8. you say that gay couples arent allowed to marries and adopt children.
fact: gay couples are humans and they are allowed to get married and adopt children and all people gay or not have that right ( unfortunantly you do to)

my conclusion of this site is:

you cranky old man are a cranky old fat virgin man who is sad because you spent all your life blaming others for your misfortune, so i just want to say one thing to you.... just dig a grave go down in it and die you have no purpose of life if the only thing you can say is bad things about other people. and to all the other people who agrees with this person you dont have the right to live and i hope you burn in hell.. ups i forgot there is no hell and no heaven so just go screw yourselves you mothercuking redneck douchebags who is screwing you sisters and brothers all day long. that all i had to say about you piffleing shitface cockmasters dicks.....


We are Red whe are White we are Danish Dynamite

so piffle you...

2.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

hello im Danish and i am proud of it.
so piffle you...

Dear Godmocking Eskimo Savage;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with an American dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

cheating in Tour de France
fact: he was a victim of a moral anti doping campaign

So because they actually checked for doping he suddenly became a victim? Why do people from Denmark never take responsibility?

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

hello im Danish and i am proud of it. i think that the people who post negative things about Denmark on this site are Ignorant retarded people, infact U.S and A is way down the list of IQ (under Denmark) so i dont think you should be talking about us being uneducated, and most of the people on this site( the americans) is probably under your average IQ. you sound like catholics who is pissed over a law against raping small boys and you pick on a country where the law system is actually functinal. you say we have a society based on drugs and raping, lets se In Denmark there is only 0,24 procent who has tried drugs, That number in America would be like 50% so i think you should shut the piffle up.
since i have read the 8 reasons i think only a retarded person could have made that up and thats why i am going to edjucate you idiots a bit or that would says alot because that is what you need
2.

I'm ashamed to admit that i'm Denmarkian too. People like you just don't want to admit to the fact, that Cranky Old Man is right about everything he stated in this thread.
Why can't you just admit that Denmark is a terrible country and 99.9 percent of the Denmarkian population would love to leave for a better place, if they had a chance to do so. But the matter of the fact is, that every Denmarkian earns so little money because of the 85 percent tax rate we have, that no one can affort to leave. Our communist goverment just want us to believe that we are free, but we're not. I really feel sorry for you, you are so brain washed so you can see what's right in front of you.

[Anne86]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hi!
I'm from Denmark, and I'm sad to say, that you aren't quite right in what you claim about the place.
I can see why you guys would hate Denmark, though. And not being that fond of the place myself (for other reasons) I would like to correct you and give you some actual facts, that you might find just as disturbing as your first "8 reasons..."
-First of all, I have to tell you, that the Danish flag is actually the red and white one (unless my eyes betray me, when I look at flagpoles in my neighbourhood.)
-Also the programs you are referring to, haven't been translated to you properly.
They are just boring stuff like "News and weather forecast", "News in sign language" and "The Debate" (Where politicians discuss different subjects)
-Pippi Long-Stockings was written by a Swedish woman called Astrid Lindgreen. Denmark is responsible for H.C. Andersen and Lego though!
-You are right that gay couples are allowed to adopt children, but child molesting and rape is illegal by Danish law and is seen as horrible and disgusting in all of Danish society.
-"The Danish Church" is called the Lutheran Evangelic Church - so that's a good enough reason for you to hate it (if I get everything right from your forum...?)
A few other facts:
- Amsterdam is in The Netherlands (or Holland, as it is also referred to), Copenhagen is the capitol of Denmark.
- Denmark cooperated with Nazi Germany, when they occupied the country from 1940-1945 and Danish government also sent Jews and communists to Germany, where they where sure to end up in concentration camps... That might please you. (Right?)

But now for the real juice...
8 actual reasons God hates Denmark:
I trust you to find the suiting bible verses
1: Denmark was the first country to legalize porn (1969)
2: Danish prime ministers have mostly been Social Democrats backed by the Socialist People's Party and others.
3: Lenin (Leader of the Russian Communist Revolution) visited Denmark in 1910, as the communist party hosted The Socialist International where the socialist and communist people agreed to make the 8th of march the International Women’s Day which really kick started the Women’s Liberation Movement. (And we all know what became of that!)
4: Until a few years ago it was legal to own Marijuana
5: Prostitution is legal – you are just not allowed to make money of other people’s prostitution
6: In 1971 some Hippies broke into an abandoned military facility and created a place called Christiana, where to this day Hippies live, smoke Marijuana and engage in political (socialist), religious (witchcraft, heathenism, Buddhism) and cultural activities.
7: The Danish welfare system is one of the world’s most well established. As some others have pointed out healthcare is free, most schools are public, you have the right to receive money from the state if you are out of a job and students even receive money from the state (Educational support from the state. In Danish: SU)
8: More socialism: The tv-programs you referred to are from a state owned channel. There aren’t any commercials, since everybody pay as an extra tax.

You had a few facts wrong, but hey! That could happen to anyone. Hope you can use this in your crusade.

Here are some more for you to enjoy: In Denmark, you are allowed to buy alcohol and cigarettes in stores by the age o 16 - The sexual minimum age is 15.

[Deuteronomy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hi!
I'm from Denmark, and I'm sad to say, that you aren't quite right in what you claim about the place.
I can see why you guys would hate Denmark, though. And not being that fond of the place myself (for other reasons) I would like to correct you and give you some actual facts, that you might find just as disturbing as your first "8 reasons..."
-First of all, I have to tell you, that the Danish flag is actually the red and white one (unless my eyes betray me, when I look at flagpoles in my neighbourhood.)
-Also the programs you are referring to, haven't been translated to you properly.
They are just boring stuff like "News and weather forecast", "News in sign language" and "The Debate" (Where politicians discuss different subjects)
-Pippi Long-Stockings was written by a Swedish woman called Astrid Lindgreen. Denmark is responsible for H.C. Andersen and Lego though!
-You are right that gay couples are allowed to adopt children, but child molesting and rape is illegal by Danish law and is seen as horrible and disgusting in all of Danish society.
-"The Danish Church" is called the Lutheran Evangelic Church - so that's a good enough reason for you to hate it (if I get everything right from your forum...?)
A few other facts:
- Amsterdam is in The Netherlands (or Holland, as it is also referred to), Copenhagen is the capitol of Denmark.
- Denmark cooperated with Nazi Germany, when they occupied the country from 1940-1945 and Danish government also sent Jews and communists to Germany, where they where sure to end up in concentration camps... That might please you. (Right?)

But now for the real juice...
8 actual reasons God hates Denmark:
I trust you to find the suiting bible verses
1: Denmark was the first country to legalize porn (1969)
2: Danish prime ministers have mostly been Social Democrats backed by the Socialist People's Party and others.
3: Lenin (Leader of the Russian Communist Revolution) visited Denmark in 1910, as the communist party hosted The Socialist International where the socialist and communist people agreed to make the 8th of march the International Women’s Day which really kick started the Women’s Liberation Movement. (And we all know what became of that!)
4: Until a few years ago it was legal to own Marijuana
5: Prostitution is legal – you are just not allowed to make money of other people’s prostitution
6: In 1971 some Hippies broke into an abandoned military facility and created a place called Christiana, where to this day Hippies live, smoke Marijuana and engage in political (socialist), religious (witchcraft, heathenism, Buddhism) and cultural activities.
7: The Danish welfare system is one of the world’s most well established. As some others have pointed out healthcare is free, most schools are public, you have the right to receive money from the state if you are out of a job and students even receive money from the state (Educational support from the state. In Danish: SU)
8: More socialism: The tv-programs you referred to are from a state owned channel. There aren’t any commercials, since everybody pay as an extra tax.

You had a few facts wrong, but hey! That could happen to anyone. Hope you can use this in your crusade.

Here are some more for you to enjoy: In Denmark, you are allowed to buy alcohol and cigarettes in stores by the age o 16 - The sexual minimum age is 15.

Hello Anne. That's all very fine and all, but it is considered rather rude to start posting here without making a proper introduction first. You can do that in the introduction forum. Normally we would encourage you to tell us about you church, how many Christian children you have put into the world, why you love Jesus etc, but I have a feeling that you instead can tell us why you hate Jesus, why you turned into prostitution, why you are a God mucking communist and why you should not be kicked out again from this Godly island in the heathen ocean of the interweb

[Nobar King]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hi!
I'm from Denmark, and I'm sad to say, that you aren't quite right in what you claim about the place.
I can see why you guys would hate Denmark, though. And not being that fond of the place myself (for other reasons) I would like to correct you and give you some actual facts, that you might find just as disturbing as your first "8 reasons..."
-First of all, I have to tell you, that the Danish flag is actually the red and white one (unless my eyes betray me, when I look at flagpoles in my neighbourhood.)
-Also the programs you are referring to, haven't been translated to you properly.
They are just boring stuff like "News and weather forecast", "News in sign language" and "The Debate" (Where politicians discuss different subjects)
-Pippi Long-Stockings was written by a Swedish woman called Astrid Lindgreen. Denmark is responsible for H.C. Andersen and Lego though!
-You are right that gay couples are allowed to adopt children, but child molesting and rape is illegal by Danish law and is seen as horrible and disgusting in all of Danish society.
-"The Danish Church" is called the Lutheran Evangelic Church - so that's a good enough reason for you to hate it (if I get everything right from your forum...?)
A few other facts:
- Amsterdam is in The Netherlands (or Holland, as it is also referred to), Copenhagen is the capitol of Denmark.
- Denmark cooperated with Nazi Germany, when they occupied the country from 1940-1945 and Danish government also sent Jews and communists to Germany, where they where sure to end up in concentration camps... That might please you. (Right?)

But now for the real juice...
8 actual reasons God hates Denmark:
I trust you to find the suiting bible verses
1: Denmark was the first country to legalize porn (1969)
2: Danish prime ministers have mostly been Social Democrats backed by the Socialist People's Party and others.
3: Lenin (Leader of the Russian Communist Revolution) visited Denmark in 1910, as the communist party hosted The Socialist International where the socialist and communist people agreed to make the 8th of march the International Women’s Day which really kick started the Women’s Liberation Movement. (And we all know what became of that!)
4: Until a few years ago it was legal to own Marijuana
5: Prostitution is legal – you are just not allowed to make money of other people’s prostitution
6: In 1971 some Hippies broke into an abandoned military facility and created a place called Christiana, where to this day Hippies live, smoke Marijuana and engage in political (socialist), religious (witchcraft, heathenism, Buddhism) and cultural activities.
7: The Danish welfare system is one of the world’s most well established. As some others have pointed out healthcare is free, most schools are public, you have the right to receive money from the state if you are out of a job and students even receive money from the state (Educational support from the state. In Danish: SU)
8: More socialism: The tv-programs you referred to are from a state owned channel. There aren’t any commercials, since everybody pay as an extra tax.

You had a few facts wrong, but hey! That could happen to anyone. Hope you can use this in your crusade.

Here are some more for you to enjoy: In Denmark, you are allowed to buy alcohol and cigarettes in stores by the age o 16 - The sexual minimum age is 15.

You Denmarkians like to disagree with everything, even yourselves.

[baptis]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

hello.
i'm sorry to say that i'm danish, and i'm just a little bit against what you write.
but i hope we can discuss this on a normal level and respect each others point of view.

1: i have lived in Denmark my whole life, and i had a lot of history in school. yes the vikings raped, killed and so on but on one of my many visits to italy i was in pompeii, and there our guide told us a lot about their sexuality at that time (long before vikings and the birth of christ), and she told that already then people were raped IN ITALY BEFORE THE VIKINGS EXISTET!!
Myth 1 busted.

2: it is prooved that the U.S.A is spilling out more c02 than denmark. U.S.A is in same catagory as china.
and no, i was present at the climate top meet.
and at NO point i saw free whores, and no in denmark free whores is a non-existing thing!
Myth 2 busted!

3: Poul Nyrup Rasmussen was a prime minister in Dnmark, he did have 8 years in front as prime minister, he was not the smartest guy, i agree, but i don't know anything about cheating?
i'll agree with you if you can proove any kind of cheating happened which's would be Poul Nyrup's fault.
but that's many years ago now and i dont think american should be to negative against other prime ministers/country leaders, you had George bush for many years, it's just my opinion but you sholdn't be too proud of him!
Myth 3, most possibly busted.

4:Hans Christian Andersen being satans son?
oh my piffleing god i'm laughing my ass off!
the guy wrote love poems, fairytales and died un-married and as a virgin, where id the satanic part there?
i have his jubilee book, with ALL!! hi's writings, and i dont think i found any satanic reading along these hundreds of pages!
H. C. Andersen was the biggest wimp of Denmark if you ask me, but satan's son? come again guys?
Myth 4 busted!

5:Lego?
it's small pieces of plastic that you can assemble into buildings and maybe into an animal. woooow now i'm inspirred to go out and kill people and be anti-christian because of the violent inspirring plastic block.
hope you get the sarcasm!
i grew up with lego, and i don't think lego at any point inspirres to violence or any anti-christian things.
it's a time killer lige any other toy is!
myth 5 busted.

6: Pipi Longstocking?
dudes try and go on wikipedia and check again.
IT'S SWEEDISH!!!
Astrid lindgren is sweedish, not danish.
and she has nothing to do with denmark, or any dansih writing.
we have the translated version yes, but it is pure sweedish writing.
to critizise something before you know anything about it is like wiping your ass before taking the shit.
it's awfully stoopid!
Myth 6 busted!

7: duuuuudes..
Danish tv is so peacefull you wouldn't understand? childrens programs are in NO way misunderstandable!
yes in Denmark we don't censor as much as you americans do, i think it's so un neccesary that you censor everything. are you kind'a paranoid and affraid of hearing a swaering word or somethin?
or seeing a lady's brest after 23.00 in a film in the evening?
if any of you is married i dont think you look away screeming every time your wife takes of the clothes in the night, or looking for the nearest big paper sign saying "censored" to hold in front of her so that you dont see anything.
myth 7 Busted.

8: yes it is called gay-rights.
a gay is as human like any other person.
find a physical piece of evidence that prooves a gay is physical different than any baptist priest.
a gay man is a man with tha same sexual lust as any other just being attracted to men, not women.
is Freddie mercury (queen) just as an example a lover ranking person, and less popular because of the fact he's gay?
in denmark we have written in the laws that anybody is allowed to be who they want to be. maybe you shold learn by that.
myth 8 is sincerely true, and i'm proud to say that in my country everybody is equal.

try and think before you answer, does this give any kind of sense in your minds?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

try and think before you answer

Why didn't you do that yourself before you posted here?

[baptis]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Why didn't you do that yourself before you posted here?

i did, i'm telling you the truth.
use you sorry ass brain and listen to what i'm saying.
am i going to hell for this now`?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

use you sorry ass brain and listen to what i'm saying

I think the distance between us is too large for me to hear you. I am sure once you are in hell you will scream so loud that I will be able to hear you from Haven though.

[Anne86]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hello Anne. That's all very fine and all, but it is considered rather rude to start posting here without making a proper introduction first. You can do that in the introduction forum. Normally we would encourage you to tell us about you church, how many Christian children you have put into the world, why you love Jesus etc, but I have a feeling that you instead can tell us why you hate Jesus, why you turned into prostitution, why you are a God mucking communist and why you should not be kicked out again from this Godly island in the heathen ocean of the interweb

I am terribly sorry, that I was rude. It was not my intention.
I'll make an introduction right away.
I would like to say though, that I did not write anything about hating Jesus or being neither a Communist or a Prostitue. I just wanted you to know some facts about Denmark. It was ment as kind of a help (I can't seem to find a good word for it... trying to help or give some useful information...) I was just bored with too many apearrently patriotic danes who where answering this thread and saying that you shouldn't be talking bad about Denmark. I recon you're in you good right to do so, and wanted to give you some amo for your fight for what you believe in. I just find it easier to argue that Denmark is a godforsaken place filled with sinners of all kind, if I get my facts right. And as you can see, there are lots (of facts) to use! And I'm sure you'll find that the things I put on my list can be backed by scripts from the Bible.

[baptis]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I think the distance between us is too large for me to hear you. I am sure once you are in hell you will scream so loud that I will be able to hear you from Haven though.

THEN MOVE CLOSER TO YOUR SCREEN AND READ WHAT I'M WRITING!
but i'd love to talk face to face to you, and show you that all the things you're saying about denmark is not true.
hmm now we're talking about hell, is randy rhoads (ozzy's old guitarist)down there?
and what about jimi hendrix?

[Nobar King]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

hmm now we're talking about hell, is randy rhoads (ozzy's old guitarist)down there?
and what about jimi hendrix?

Funny you should ask...
Thread: Just announced: Summer Concert Series - IN HELL

[baptis]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

what the f***.
if all my gods are down there, then why liten to your crap about at god who doesen't exist?
oh did i forget to mention that i hate god?