[JellyBrain (Quarantined)]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Dear Godmocking Denmarkian savage, thank you for making so much sense
And you're claiming win? Oh, insta-fail. Go to the introductions forum and tell us all about yourself, why you hate Jesus, yada yada...

Dear ignorance prick, thank YOU for making so much more sense than me

You didn't even read what I wrote. You simply ignore that fact that I am right, and you really believe, in your stupid tiny head, that you, for some strange reason, is right, however, all my facts prove the exact opposite. You provide no source for your facts as well, only even more stupid people in here writing what they believe, and you take that as a fact. That is a belief, and you sick and twisted people need to fucking learn what fact and belief is.

[Danish dude]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

ALMOST ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE NEARLY INSANE!! YOU BELIEVE SO MUCH IN THE FUCKING BIBLE THAT YOU SEE IT AS FACT-.- ALMOST EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE HAS BEEN PROVEN WRONG! http://atheism.about.com/od/biblecon...ons_Errors.htm this link once again is not porn so please dont ban it... it just shows loads of examples of mistakes in the bible...
the earth is not 6000 years old and adam and eve were'nt the first people on earth and if the earth ever had been flooded geologist would have found proof... just to name a few...
besides what kind of sexists are you? thinking god is a man? why not a women? or a pie? or a flying spaghetti monster?

And what kind of christians would enjoy watching others burn in hell? isnt the main message of the bible to be nice?

the bible is an amazing book if you look at the message.. DONT TAKE ANY OF IT LITERALLY!!!

Besides maybe there should be a list called 8 reasons why everyone hates Landover baptist church.
1. you say the bible is fact when there is no proof at all of any of it ever happening.
2. you say you'll enjoy watching us burn in hell... not very nice
3. you are an organization full of prejudice assholes who judge someone based on their nationalities and not on how they are.
4. you lie. (Oh my god a sin!?) ex. "I know it is hard for a third world country like denmark to accept the reality of the horrors." quote from James Hutchins. Denmark is not a third world country... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fi...worlds_map.svg thats a map showing 1st 2nd and 3rd world countries. if you can locate denmark you'll see we're 1st world... if you want more examples look at all the 8 reasons in the beginning.
5. you are extremely narrow-minded and stubborn and dont even want to listen to others opinion because you think yours is the only right one.
6. you cant except other countries faults and you look past your own such as the huge amount of poor people in USA, you release 20% of all the CO2 in the world. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...xide_emissions
7. some catholic priests molest children.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholi..._United_States
8. you waste oxygen...

none of the links i linked are porn so dont say it is like you did with my other links...

[Didymus Much]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Dear Didymus, thank YOU for making so much more sense than me.

Your welcome, even if you still haven't grasped my point. As you are one of the most ignorant Denmarkian savages to arrive here in a while, I will be patient and explain:

SEE YA IN THE piffleING HELL, WHICH BY THE WAY, DOESN't piffleING EXIST

How could you wish to see someone somewhere that you acknowledge doesn't even exist? This makes no sense.

As for proof of your ignorance, why don't you look beside my name? See those little tags I've been awarded? See the one that says "Hellbound Heathen"? How about the "ATHEIST" one? Feeling decidedly unclever, yet?

I'm sure, even after the ignorant and offensive twaddle you've spewed across these boards, that there are a few True Christians™ who still would like to help you overcome your anger and bitterness at being born in such a hateful, God-mocking place as Denmarkishianland. So go to the introductions forum and tell us all about yourself: why you hate Jesus, if you ever got that stolen copy of GTA4 you illegally downloaded working, yada yada...

[Sister Christina]

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Besides maybe there should be a list called 8 reasons why everyone hates Landover baptist church.
1. you say the bible is fact when there is no proof at all of any of it ever happening.

What are you talking about? Everything in the Bible happened. The Holy KJV1611 Bible says so. Why would you doubt God's Words?

2. you say you'll enjoy watching us burn in hell... not very nice

How is it our fault that you decide to go to Hell instead of Heaven? Why shouldn't we be allowed to enjoy ourselves. That's what going to Heaven is all about.

3. you are an organization full of prejudice assholes who judge someone based on their nationalities and not on how they are.

That's not true. You can be Denmarkian and still be a True Christian™. It's all about opening up to the Lord and let Him fill you up with His Mighty Spirit.

4. you lie.

A True Christian™ never lies. We speak only the Truth©

5. you are extremely narrow-minded and stubborn and dont even want to listen to others opinion because you think yours is the only right one.

We don't think we are right, we know. Pick up the KJV1611 Bible and you will discover the Truth© too.

6. you cant except other countries faults and you look past your own such as the huge amount of poor people in USA, you release 20% of all the CO2 in the world. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...xide_emissions

It is easy to come up with claims like that when you do not back it up with biblical scripture.

7. some catholic priests molest children.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholi..._United_States

Yes, we know, but what does that have to do with LBC?

8. you waste oxygen...

You should be more concerned about where you're going when there's no more oxygen left for you to breath.

none of the links i linked are porn so dont say it is like you did with my other links...

Since your other links were to pornsites why should these be any different?!

[JellyBrain (Quarantined)]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Your welcome, even if you still haven't grasped my point. As you are one of the most ignorant Denmarkian savages to arrive here in a while, I will be patient and explain:

How could you wish to see someone somewhere that you acknowledge doesn't even exist? This makes no sense.

As for proof of your ignorance, why don't you look beside my name? See those little tags I've been awarded? See the one that says "Hellbound Heathen"? How about the "ATHEIST" one? Feeling decidedly unclever, yet?

I'm sure, even after the ignorant and offensive twaddle you've spewed across these boards, that there are a few True Christians™ who still would like to help you overcome your anger and bitterness at being born in such a hateful, God-mocking place as Denmarkishianland. So go to the introductions forum and tell us all about yourself: why you hate Jesus, if you ever got that stolen copy of GTA4 you illegally downloaded working, yada yada...

You actually never answered my point of my post. Don't get me wrong, I never said I hated Jesus. I said I hated you, for hating my country, and that the facts you come with, as a reason why you hate my country, is very poor, and I can link to thousands of sites which proves you wrong. And to say pippi was invented in Denmark, thats just ridicules.

What you mean with your stupid ignorance, is that I have proven you wrong in so many ways, and yet you still insist that all these terribly things have been done by my country. THAT my dear christian, is ignorance. So please, I beg of you, I am actually on my crying knees, prove me wrong, because I would bet you 99999999999999999999999 dollars that you can't.

I have no idea what the signs beside your name means.

What are you talking about? Everything in the Bible happened. The Holy KJV1611 Bible says so. Why would you doubt God's Words?

If I wrote a book called "The gravity doesn't exist", and I in that book write, that this is all true, would you believe it too? That argument you come with here is the worst I have EVER heard from someone.

How is it our fault that you decide to go to Hell instead of Heaven? Why shouldn't we be allowed to enjoy ourselves. That's what going to Heaven is all about.

WHERE ARE THE FACTS????

That's not true. You can be Denmarkian and still be a True Christian™. It's all about opening up to the Lord and let Him fill you up with His Mighty Spirit.

Yet none of us wants to be like you twisted maniacs.

A True Christian™ never lies. We speak only the Truth©

Yet none of you can find a source to back up your words. How can I ever believe that you are no lying?

We don't think we are right, we know. Pick up the KJV1611 Bible and you will discover the Truth© too.

Can be answered the same way as the first one. Just with this addition: None of us want to, since your whole religion actually shits on us, and our opinions. How do you ever expect to get more people into your community if you ignore half of our posts, and say that our country sucks?

It is easy to come up with claims like that when you do not back it up with biblical scripture.

You should be more concerned about where you're going when there's no more oxygen left for you to breath.

If that happens to me, it also happens to you, as we will always be the same place: Earth (Unless you are an awesome spaceman, which I do not believe you are)

Since your other links were to pornsites why should these be any different?!

Where do you see ANY porn at all? See, this is what I am talking about. You guys are so ignorant. Please, do tell me, what do you consider porn?
All this guys links to is wikipedia, which we all know what is (If you don't, then goddammit your an idiot), and a site called atheism. This site has no porn whatsoever inside it, unless you take advertising for something that you have won (which is not porn) as porn.

[JellyBrain (Quarantined)]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Why don't I have an edit button?

Anyway, I failed to put this is quote in my last post, so here goes:

It is easy to come up with claims like that when you do not back it up with biblical scripture.

Again, as I wrote earlier, because a book says whats in it is true, do you believe it? If so, then you gotta be more stupid than the average rat.

[Lisa H]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Why don't I have an edit button?

Anyway, I failed to put this is quote in my last post, so here goes:



Again, as I wrote earlier, because a book says whats in it is true, do you believe it? If so, then you gotta be more stupid than the average rat.

Why are you complaining so much. You are like a spoiled 5 year old who does not get his own way.

[JellyBrain (Quarantined)]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Why are you complaining so much. You are like a spoiled 5 year old who does not get his own way.

That was actually not as much a complain as it was a question.

But really, if I sat down, wrote allot of stuff which was not true about your religion, and then posted it on a forum, and saying that everybody having this religion should be killed, wouldn't you say something? Just try to prove that the facts in the post I wrote has nothing to do with your religion?

You are the guys complaining about my country. Do not try to turn this the other way around. All I am doing is defending my country, nothing else.

[Lisa H]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

That was actually not as much a complain as it was a question.

But really, if I sat down, wrote allot of stuff which was not true about your religion, and then posted it on a forum, and saying that everybody having this religion should be killed, wouldn't you say something? Just try to prove that the facts in the post I wrote has nothing to do with your religion?

You are the guys complaining about my country. Do not try to turn this the other way around. All I am doing is defending my country, nothing else.

If you really want to defend your country, turn to the Lord and pray for salvation. Try reading the Bible and spreading the Lord's word. Do you really think God will let people into heaven if they do not believe in Him and do not follow His Word.

[Didymus Much]

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... I said I hated you, for hating my country,

I don't hate you, or your country. If anything I now feel sorry for the rest of Denmarkistan for having to live there with you.

and that the facts you come with, as a reason why you hate my country, is very poor, and I can link to thousands of sites which proves you wrong.

Ok. How many thousands of websites can you find that say "SEE YA IN THE piffleING HELL, WHICH BY THE WAY, DOESN't piffleING EXIST" makes sense?

THAT my dear christian, is ignorance....
I have no idea what the signs beside your name means.

(shaking head) From my previous post (that you obviously didn't read, why am I bothering here?) "Hellbound Heathen" and "ATHEIST".

So, Jelle, why have you STILL NOT gone to the intro forum?

[JellyBrain (Quarantined)]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

If you really want to defend your country, turn to the Lord and pray for salvation. Try reading the Bible and spreading the Lord's word. Do you really think God will let people into heaven if they do not believe in Him and do not follow His Word.

Please read my post again, and answer my questions. You are still being an ignorant.

I don't hate you, or your country. If anything I now feel sorry for the rest of Denmarkistan for having to live there with you.

And I feel sorry for this planet to have you to live on it.

Ok. How many thousands of websites can you find that say "SEE YA IN THE piffleING HELL, WHICH BY THE WAY, DOESN't piffleING EXIST" makes sense?

This can be answered by your own words:

(shaking head) From my previous post (that you obviously didn't read, why am I bothering here?)

(shaking head) From my previous post (that you obviously didn't read, why am I bothering here?) "Hellbound Heathen" and "ATHEIST".

I have no idea whatever that stuff is, and I really don't care. But how can it contribute to our discussion in any way?

So, Jelle, why have you STILL NOT gone to the intro forum?

Because I have no desire to join your twisted religion.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Originally Posted by Jelle999
... I said I hated you, for hating my country,

You seem very self absorbed and have a selfish demeanour This is not all about you

[Lisa H]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Please read my post again, and answer my questions. You are still being an ignorant.

What are you talking about, I answered your question. Calling me ignorant just re-enforces your bad Denmarkian behavior.

You people are very arrogrant about your country, considering you stole the name from a town in Australia

[Didymus Much]

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Please read my post again, and answer my questions. You are still being an ignorant.

I really don't care about your questions. I'm just asking what you meant by "SEE YA IN THE piffleING HELL, WHICH BY THE WAY, DOESN't piffleING EXIST". If you don't believe Hell exists, how can you say you'll meet them there?

And I feel sorry for this planet to have you to live on it.

So you care more for a piece of half-molten rock than for fellow human beings? Aren't you a prize.

This can be answered by your own words:

I read your posts, ok? I DON'T CARE. I'm asking about "SEE YA IN THE piffleING HELL, WHICH BY THE WAY, DOESN't piffleING EXIST".

I have no idea whatever that stuff is, and I really don't care. But how can it contribute to our discussion in any way?

You don't know what an atheist is? Ok. I don't believe in God.

Because I have no desire to join your twisted religion.

For the umpteenth time, I'm an atheist. Jeg er en ateist. Now why haven't you gone to the intro forum yet?

[JellyBrain (Quarantined)]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Allow me to do exactly the same as the rest of everyone does in these forums:

So you care more for a piece of half-molten rock than for fellow human beings? Aren't you a prize.

And you care more about a less piece of half-molten rock, than for a fellow human being? Aren't YOU the prize.

You don't know what an atheist is? Ok. I don't believe in God.

For the umpteenth time, I'm an atheist. Jeg er en ateist. Now why haven't you gone to the intro forum yet?

Nope, I do not know that is, and I really couldn't care less.

The main point of this has all the time been, that I have proven every single thing in the main post wrong, and yet you still don't get it, and turn to a book, which someone, for like 3000 years ago wrote because he was bored, and at the end, he added "And its all true", and now everybody believes it.

I do not know why everyone has to take it to this level, instead of trying to prove that what I say is incorrect, or admit that you have made a mistake, and judging my country on false facts. These I have already proven to be wrong, and I say it again, every stinken one of them!