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  • Deuteronomy
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2010
    • 87

    #2761
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Thedanishchristian View Post
    Hey, i am danish priest, alle these things you say about denmark are false, you even made the wrong falg, your mormons, sry for my use of words, but this is not what denmark piffleing is, beside that, god don't hate denmark, god don't hate any country, he created it, you can't say that we allowe gays to rape children, there is a reason we give them those rights, in denmark homosexuel couple actually met with each other (women and men) to get kids, against their will, because at this they would get a kid, they "love"(not piffle) but actually love the kids they adobt, i am self against gays, but i don't want to take their humen right from them.

    btw Crancky old man, why does you hate al these land and consume some thing, you have not been given any proof this, i want proof of some of this, and BTW you can go into wikipedia, since you got the pic from there, and wikipedia is not a porn site, you are filth with hate, stop that hate and start loving, in denmark we follow the most greatest thing god stands for Forgiveness. And btw if god made us why may we not have sex, and enjoy what good gave us,
    Oh my God, That has to be the worst English in this entire thread, and believe me; It says alot. You are obviously retarded and I think it's very nice that the hospital staff allow you to use a computer. Move along now little friend, but remember that if you play with yourself during the night, you will burn in Hell for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
    Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22355

      #2762
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by HellyH View Post
      Now I didn't write Demon now, did I?
      And you did it again.

      Not Denmarkian
      Sorry, I assumed you are from Denmark. Are you from Poland? Are you lazy?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • HellyH
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Sep 2010
        • 63

        #2763
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        And you did it again.

        Sorry, I assumed you are from Denmark. Are you from Poland? Are you lazy?

        Why would I not be from Denmark? I'm a dane.


        Should I call you Americanians as well?

        That you can't tell two words apart says more about you than your threads about Denmark and sweden do of the countries respectively

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #2764
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by HellyH View Post
          Why would I not be from Denmark? I'm a dane.


          Should I call you Americanians as well?
          I suppose you could, but you Denmarkians and the South Americanians will scream bloody murder unless you call us the United Americaniansarians.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #2765
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by HellyH View Post
            Why would I not be from Denmark? I'm a dane.
            You're a furry who thinks he's a dane?

            I suggest you give up your satanic yiffing ways.


            Should I call you Americanians as well?
            No American is fine.

            That you can't tell two words apart says more about you than your threads about Denmark and sweden do of the countries respectively
            Yeah, Sweden's such a great country my grandparents fled, but having family from there, what would I know about it. I'm just a dumb Americanian.
            Drama queen

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22355

              #2766
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by HellyH View Post
              Why would I not be from Denmark? I'm a dane.
              My condolences.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • HellyH
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Sep 2010
                • 63

                #2767
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                You're a furry who thinks he's a dane?

                I suggest you give up your satanic yiffing ways.



                No American is fine.


                Yeah, Sweden's such a great country my grandparents fled, but having family from there, what would I know about it. I'm just a dumb Americanian.

                Why would you post a picture of a dog? A great Dane I suppose? Okay, so we got a dog race named after us, big deal?

                Well If you won't use the correct demonym, why would I?

                Sure many Europeans migrated to America, but they found themselves in the same poverty as in thier former country. The Difference is now, that America is still struck by poverty, where as no western European country is. Eastern Europe is a whole other story

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                • Brother Helge
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1074

                  #2768
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by HellyH View Post
                  The Difference is now, that America is still struck by poverty, where as no western European country is. Eastern Europe is a whole other story
                  Have you ever been to Copenhagen?
                  Have you not seen the beggers on the streets?
                  Have you not experienced the decadence of Christiania?
                  Your not a Danmarkian.
                  Your not even a western european.
                  "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                  John 8:32

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22355

                    #2769
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by HellyH View Post
                    Okay, so we got a dog race named after us, big deal?
                    Having ugly dogs named after you doesn't bother you?
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • SamSeekingSalvation
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 41

                      #2770
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      I can only pray that those are your last words.

                      Make sure you understand what is coming for in your eternal life.

                      Revelation 21:8 But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death."
                      That's the NIV version Lisa. I think you meant to quote the KJV:

                      Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552

                        #2771
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by SamSeekingSalvation View Post
                        That's the NIV version Lisa. I think you meant to quote the KJV:
                        What church do you attend, Sammy?

                        I'm wondering by what authority you'd be lecturing a True Christian(tm) girl.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • SamSeekingSalvation
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 41

                          #2772
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          What church do you attend, Sammy?

                          I'm wondering by what authority you'd be lecturing a True Christian™ girl.
                          It isn't a lecture, just a correction.

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #2773
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by SamSeekingSalvation View Post
                            It isn't a lecture, just a correction.
                            I am amazed that you are not concerned with this persons eternal life. Does it not sadden you that this person has chosen the path to Hell. Surely showing him what his fate is more important.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552

                              #2774
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              What church do you attend, Sammy?

                              I'm wondering by what authority you'd be lecturing a True Christian™ girl.
                              Originally posted by SamSeekingSalvation View Post
                              It isn't a lecture, just a correction.
                              Don't play word games with me boy. Answer the questions.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • SamSeekingSalvation
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 41

                                #2775
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                I am amazed that you are not concerned with this persons eternal life. Does it not sadden you that this person has chosen the path to Hell. Surely showing him what his fate is more important.
                                I agree, I should have been more concerned with his Salvation, I apologize.

                                Pastor Zeke, I do not have any sort of authority.

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