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  • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Dutchsexfiend View Post
    because they do not even know where it is

    Amsterdam is probably in New York their thinking , or whether it is an inbreeding problem

    New York was once called New Amsterdam. I guess you didn't know that. We changed the name after we killed off all the Dutchers. They were a race of godless wretches and we are well rid of them.

    Also, we do too know where Europe is. It is on the other side of the ocean, near to England and France.
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      I am most alarmed.

      This thread has been available for quite a long time but ignored by the Danes. They are going from evil straight to Damnation, as they are going to host the annual "Euro-Trash song contest" in early May. This consists of several days of mandatory homeysexualism and fornication in front of a gayish audience as can be seen here (please Ladies, do not watch unless you have a True Christian husband nearby!) I am so so sorry to have to post this:



      To make things worse, I must show here also a typical participant, this apparition will represent Australia in the contest. This is true! (Romans 1:9). This demon must be the product of generation-long interbreeding and immersion in sinful fornication (Exodus 17:16):



      The name is "Conchita Wurst". We know that in the Germanianic tongue (that developed from Crimean Criminal Gothic in the 1600th Century - not a coincidence), Wurst is "a sausage", i.e., a "wiener" and "Wien" is the Australian capital city (not a coincidence). The "song" is called "Rise like a phoenix" and it is clearly obvious what the "phoenix" stands for (Deuteronomy 23:1). Lately, this contest has been won by Godless Norwegiants, Swedenites and lastly Daniacs. We know who is responsible.



      True Christians: is it already too late to pray for Denmarkians? Should I/we concentrate on the salvation of those who still have a chance?

      Although this seems hopeless, I am happy to have found new hope in LBC and its welcoming community of Bible-believing True Christians! While all is lost in Eurotrashdonia, some light lingers with you.

      With thanks and admiration. Glory to our LORD!

      Yours,

      Elmer
      Last edited by Elmer G. White; 04-26-2014, 03:34 PM. Reason: ...typo, changed "Crimian" into "Crimean"...
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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      • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
        Originally posted by Eva_Christensen View Post

        What on earth is that?

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        • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
          What on earth is that?
          These people have problems with being and looking normal because they are worshipping satan

          And it shall come to pass in the day of the Lord's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel. - Zephaniah 1:8
          Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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          • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            *some Denmarkian gobbledygook removed*

            GOD LOVES DENMARK AND SATAN HAS MADE YOU ALL BELIEVE THE OPPOSITE.

            CHANGE MEANING NOW OR GOD WILL FOREVER HATE YOU AND YOU WILL BE SENT TO ROT AND BURN IN HELL FOREVER.

            Allah loves Denmark and will always protect it against Satan


            This is all made up by SATAN and his OP who is from hell. DO NOT FALL FOR SUCH NONSENSE.

            allahu akbar - see you in hell
            Last edited by Alphonse Alban; 04-28-2014, 09:03 PM. Reason: Keeping it clean for Jesus.

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            • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              First of all. Everything OP the faggot said in the original post is just straight out wrong.

              First of all our word for "rape" is actually spelt "voldtægt" and not "viking."

              Second: Global Warming is not a hoax. Get educated please, mormons.

              Third: You guys need to learn how to use google. Our Prime minister "Lars Lykke Rasmussen" has never been in the Tour de France, you might be thinking of Michael Rasmussen. (just google it, I'm sure you're smart enough to figure it out)

              Fourth: H.C. Andersen is one of the most famous authors in history, calling him Satan's son just shows how stupid you are.

              Fifth: You're just jealous your parents didn't love you enough to get you legos.

              Sixth!: Pippi is Swedish, you illiterate pig.

              Seventh!: I don't even know what you're talking about dude...

              Eighth: Why would gays rape a child when they can piffle eachother? Come on man, where's your logic.

              Ninth: Our economy is one of the strongest, and stapile in Europe. High taxes makes sure we get free healthcare and education, something you Americans could learn from

              Tenth: Dafuq dude o.0

              Eleventh: You know, the bikes really contribute to the elimination of trafic in the city, I personally love them <3

              and at last: Christianity sucks ass, Islam is where it's at boys!

              Allah loves Denmark and will always protect it against Satan


              This is all made up by SATAN and his OP who is from hell. DO NOT FALL FOR THE TRICK

              by the way... OP is a fag...

              *some Denmarkian gobbledygook removed*
              Last edited by Alphonse Alban; 04-28-2014, 09:04 PM. Reason: Keeping it clean for Jesus.

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              • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by Kasperdotant View Post
                *some Denmarkian gobbledygook removed*

                allahu akbar - see you in hell
                Don't be silly. We are Christians, we are going to heaven. It's people like you living in islamofacist nations like Denmarkistan that will end up in hell.

                Fear not, just because you are living in that third world country does not mean you are beyond hope. You can still be saved. You can still become American and accept Jesus as your personal Saviour

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                • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                  Don't be silly. We are Christians, we are going to heaven. It's people like you living in islamofacist nations like Denmarkistan that will end up in hell.

                  Fear not, just because you are living in that third world country does not mean you are beyond hope. You can still be saved. You can still become American and accept Jesus as your personal Saviour
                  Jesus is just a prophet, Allah is the one and only God

                  and you sir, can suck my left nut

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                  • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by Dreasha View Post

                    and you sir, can suck my left nut
                    I understand that my clean Christian look appeals to many heathens, but this is not some gaysexual dating forum. Besides, I am a Christian and happily married. Gaysexuality is also a sin. Maybe Jesus made you come to this forum because of this. There is still hope for you, you can leave your life in sin and become a Christian. We have an ex-gay program for sodomites like you.

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                    • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                      I understand that my clean Christian look appeals to many heathens, but this is not some gaysexual dating forum. Besides, I am a Christian and happily married. Gaysexuality is also a sin. Maybe Jesus made you come to this forum because of this. There is still hope for you, you can leave your life in sin and become a Christian. We have an ex-gay program for sodomites like you.
                      There's nothing appealing about you, broski.

                      Allah made you the ugly pig you are. And since you're a pig, you're also a dirty, filthy scum of the Earth.

                      Please seek Allah to make you look human again.

                      Allahu akbar

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                      • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                        Originally posted by some nutter View Post
                        Allah is the one and only God . . . . . . . . » SMUT EXPUNGED «
                        …Christian …Jesus
                        I found that nutter's post very offensive, Mr Alban. Is there something wrong with me?

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                        • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                          I found that nutter's post very offensive, Mr Alban. Is there something wrong with me?
                          If you find that offensive, that shows you are a slut who's going to hell

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                          • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Every post that these heathern people make just gives God yet another reason to hate their filthy country.

                            Why do they come here to persecute us? And why are they so rude when they receive nothing but politeness in return?
                            2 Timothy 3:16

                            All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                            • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
                              Every post that these heathern people make just gives God yet another reason to hate their filthy country.

                              Why do they come here to persecute us? And why are they so rude when they receive nothing but politeness in return?
                              You're are the one being rude to the only God, which will send you directly to hell

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                              • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                God gave us the Danish flag:

                                Many hundred years before you people's grandparents came to USA.

                                YOU GUYS ORIGINALLY come from England and lands in the rest of Europe INCLUDING Denmark.

                                GOOD JOB MASSACRING FILTHY INDIANS YOU PEOPLE.



                                How does it feel having no god now? Jesus has no powers here, come to Denmark and realise that might aswell be the land with the most friendly sinned people.


                                HAVE FUN *weird danmarkian gay fantasies removed* . GO READ SOME MORE BIBLES DUMN piffleS
                                Last edited by Alphonse Alban; 04-29-2014, 08:22 AM. Reason: Keeping it clean for Jesus.

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