[TheProudAtheist]

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Some questions to make you reflect on Denmarkistani culture.

Consider:

How many times had you been anally raped by your eighteenth birthday?

Since your eighteenth birthday, how many times have you anally raped little boys?

Judging by your answer to these questions alone, is Denmarkistan a good place for little boys who don't want to be anally raped to grow up?

Come to Jesus. He will forgive you. But you must repent of your anal rape.

What is wrong with you?!
I'm female. I have never been even close to being raped i Denmark. I have been sexual harrased one time and that wasn't in Denmark! That was in India! Why do you all think that Danes rape innocent boys? I have a 10-year old little brother and it makes me sick that you think that boys like him gets raped in my country. There is not a bigger population of rapist in Denmark than in other countrys so stop telling people this lies!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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You're all f***ing insane! What the f*** did my country do to you? We haven't done a shit! You just need to have someone to blame for all the shit that's going on in the world because you don't want to blame your self! you all make me f***ing sick!
How many of you have actually been to Denmark?
And you all think that "brother" cranky old man has proved that we're all rapist but where does he get this information from? It's just because you're all afraid of what you don't know! We're different from you yes. But that doesn't mean that we're satan's children! We're not all rapists and criminals. You don't know a shit!
And what the piffle is wrong with LEGO?! There is nothing demonic about little plastic squares! What do you think it does to kids? Come on! you're all piffleing nuts!

Some questions to make you reflect on Denmarkistani culture.

Consider:

How many times had you been anally raped by your eighteenth birthday?

Since your eighteenth birthday, how many times have you anally raped little boys?

Judging by your answer to these questions alone, is Denmarkistan a good place for little boys who don't want to be anally raped to grow up?

Come to Jesus. He will forgive you. But you must repent of your anal rape.

[TheProudAtheist]

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You're all f***ing insane! What the f*** did my country do to you? We haven't done a shit! You just need to have someone to blame for all the shit that's going on in the world because you don't want to blame your self! you all make me f***ing sick!
How many of you have actually been to Denmark?
And you all think that "brother" cranky old man has proved that we're all rapist but where does he get this information from? It's just because you're all afraid of what you don't know! We're different from you yes. But that doesn't mean that we're satan's children! We're not all rapists and criminals. You don't know a shit!
And what the fuck is wrong with LEGO?! There is nothing demonic about little plastic squares! What do you think it does to kids? Come on! you're all fucking nuts!

[awesomeness]

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Amen!

All those denmarkians swarming in here like grasshoppers in Egypt, but not even one of them has stated a single valid reason to why God shouldn't hate Denmarkia, or at least have second thoughts about it.

I have to state, that in fact most of them makes up for an even bigger reason for God ( and everyone else ) to hate them, just look how they behave, God would never accept such twisted and misunderstood creatures as the Denmarkians, and neither would any other normal person.

[Brother Helge]

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That is very egoistic and typical Danish.

Amen!

All those denmarkians swarming in here like grasshoppers in Egypt, but not even one of them has stated a single valid reason to why God shouldn't hate Denmarkia, or at least have second thoughts about it.

[awesomeness]

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Why do you have so much against my country?

Perhaps, because of the fact you people over there in tiny little Denmarkistan, are paedophiles who rapes young boys in Africa. Bornefonden in Denmark raping kids in Africa. You people even were so smart to create fictive fund raising companies to cover up the truth, but instead you took the money for yourselves and raped the Kids in Africa instead. That is very egoistic and typical Danish.

[handmaiden]

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just cause i'm 15 it does not means im stupid,

Of course not. You are stupid for entirely different reasons.





Agreeably Yours,

Handmaiden

[Cranky Old Man]

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And I'm female.

Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

[James Hutchins]

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I'd rather be called a dog than all the nick-names people make up about your community. Just saying. And I'm female.

I never called you a dog, you people call yourselves dogs.

Have you always been a female or are you one of those denmarkian 'converts'. I saw a show on HBO about you people once.

[The Damned and happy]

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I'd rather be called a dog than all the nick-names people make up about your community. Just saying. And I'm female.

[awesomeness]

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By the way, a dane is a dog, a great dog mind you but still a dog. You are not a dog, are you?

He may have a dog brain, but i have never heard of dogs playing with lego bricks or writing fairy tails about raping little boys.

[James Hutchins]

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Why do you have so much against my country? What did we ever do to harm you? Oh, sure, if you can't blame anyone else, blame the small people, the ones who are so many kilometers away form you, they can't hurt you. And, "awesomeness", I actually pity you; if you don't agree with me you should tell it to my face instead of being so childish and editing my comments. That's not funny; that's just another proof that we Danes are just as smart and humane as anyone.

We do not hate your feeble hellhole of a country, the Bible instructs us to. Please read the entire thread.

And what do you know about my country? You know shit! So don't come and tell me about something you don't know shit about. I just can't fathom why you would want to be a part of this... How can you stand to
be filled with so much hatred for everyone? I pity you. So I'm going to Hell, thorw me in! I'd rather be there, suffering, for the rest of eternity than to be in Heaven with the angry, hateful God of yours and you people.

Well, other than God, who made your country and some of the current finest scholars in the world at the Rand Corporation, have analyzed all countries in a Biblical context. It turned out, denmarkians are at the bottom of the heap. Do not feel bad, hatei is worse than you!

And you're just jealous of me and my extraordinary letters. Remember; "Thou shalt not covet" It's no work of Satan - it's just different from what you know.

Oh, and you believe more in "Brother" Cranky Old Man that has everything up in his mind than a real Dane? Hah! I hope you go to Heaven - I believe there's much nicer in Hell - at least Satan isn't as selfish as God!

LOL, not to worry, there is not a single icicle in your frozen wasteland anyone but an alcoholic would covet.

By the way, a dane is a dog, a great dog mind you but still a dog. You are not a dog, are you?

[The Damned and happy]

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Why do you have so much against my country? What did we ever do to harm you? Oh, sure, if you can't blame anyone else, blame the small people, the ones who are so many kilometers away form you, they can't hurt you. And, "awesomeness", I actually pity you; if you don't agree with me you should tell it to my face instead of being so childish and editing my comments. That's not funny; that's just another proof that we Danes are just as smart and humane as anyone.

And what do you know about my country? You know shit! So don't come and tell me about something you don't know shit about. I just can't fathom why you would want to be a part of this... How can you stand to be filled with so much hatred for everyone? I pity you. So I'm going to Hell, thorw me in! I'd rather be there, suffering, for the rest of eternity than to be in Heaven with the angry, hateful God of yours and you people.

And you're just jealous of me and my extraordinary letters. Remember; "Thou shalt not covet" It's no work of Satan - it's just different from what you know.

Oh, and you believe more in "Brother" Cranky Old Man that has everything up in his mind than a real Dane? Hah! I hope you go to Heaven - I believe there's much nicer in Hell - at least Satan isn't as selfish as God!

[awesomeness]

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Oh My God, you people have NO idea what you're talking about! I'm pure Danish retarded and MOTHERF*CKING PROUD of it! I'm sitting here, in my handicap wheelchair, reading your article, and I'm laughing my @ss fat ass off!

Hi there. It seems like you may be suffering from multiply issues, so i figured that i would be so nice and kind to give you some helpful insight in your own Country.

First of all, we did not invent rape. Rape has been going on since the dawn of time. The neanderthals did it, some people do it now. H*ll, even the Greek gods did it! And we do not rape goats, we milk them. And remember; the vikings weren't even Christian so they didn't have to follow the rules of the Bible! Christianity hadn't even made it's approach in Denmark back then!

First off, can you please be so kind and explain us what the exact difference is between the Neanderthals and the citizens of Denmark? As i read brother Cranky Old Man's article, the citizens of Denmark are primitive, vile barbarians who rapes everything that they happen to come across. Exactly like the Neanderthals did. The only difference here may be, that the Neanderthals were able to socialise without being extremely and utterly drunk, unlike most of the citizens of Denmark.

And why do you have to include our language in your untrue speech? It's a nice, decent language with some unique letters that no other country in the world has: Æ, Ø and Å!!

I have to correct you here, the only reason as for why we choose not to have your demonic symbols in our language, is because of the fact that we are True Christians, who believes in Jesus as our saviour, and we follow the Holy Bible as well.

And yeah, we invented Lego. And we all love it. And Lego is a Danish tradition. It's nice and comfy and reminds one of home. Lego isn't trying to corrupt children into sinful behavior, they just want us to have fun for as long as we're kids!

That is incorrect. Brother Cranky Old Man proved that Lego is corrupting children. Go take a look at his thread for a clearer insight,

[The Danish Atheist]

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Oh My God, you people have NO idea what you're talking about! I'm pure Danish and MOTHERF*CKING PROUD of it! I'm sitting here, reading your article, and I'm laughing my @ss off!
First of all, we did not invent rape. Rape has been going on since the dawn of time. The neanderthals did it, some people do it now. H*ll, even the Greek gods did it! And we do not rape goats, we milk them. And remember; the vikings weren't even Christian so they didn't have to follow the rules of the Bible! Christianity hadn't even made it's approach in Denmark back then!
And it's a LONG time ago our prime minister was Poul Nyrup Rasmussen. He was a decent democrat. The man we have now is a republican, so I don't like him very much, And he's a bigger cheater than Rasmussen was!
And why do you think H.C. Andersen is the son of Satan? He was a nice, decent writer who told stories. You all know stories like the Ugly Duckling, the Little Mermaid, and the Tin Soldier, right? Do they include raping children or abusing women? No, I don't think so!
And why do you have to include our language in your untrue speech? It's a nice, decent language with some unique letters that no other country in the world has: Æ, Ø and Å!!
And yeah, we invented Lego. And we all love it. And Lego is a Danish tradition. It's nice and comfy and reminds one of home. Lego isn't trying to corrupt children into sinful behavior, they just want us to have fun for as long as we're kids!
And we didn't invent Pippi Longstocking - the Swedish people did! She's called "Pippi Langstrømpe" in Danish. It was the Swedish author Astrid Lindgren who created her! And I like Pippa Langstrømpe - she was a part of my childhood!
And where in the world did you get those TV-show names? Ebay? We don't show that sh*t, why should we? We show things like "Bamse og Kylling" and "Kaj og Andrea" - nice, short shows for kids starring puppets. And we show Grey's Anatomy, LOST, Simpsons, h*ll, we even show Glamour and Baywatch!
And, sure gay people do have rights, but why in the world should they be allowed to kidnap and rape innocent children? Come on, we're not wild savages, we're people! And we're the happiest people in the whole goddamn world! We love our children and we respect people's differences, but why would gay people want to rape children? Because they're GAY? No way, gay people are as nice and normal as regular, straight people. Deal with it.
And our car taxes aren't that high. They're the regular. Why do you think so many Danish people drives their own car? Because we can afford it! And we pay regular taxes and get social security and police reinforcement, free schools, high schools and colleges, and more doctors. So I should say that we do pretty well.
And B.T. is a lying gossip magazine, but they stick to something people don't know sh*t about. And people know alot about H.C. Andersen. So nobody would believe them if they wrote that. Come on, people,. Do you really think us Danes are that stupid? And that gay people are that inhumane? Seriously? Why are all other countries so different from you? What's wrong with the rest of us? Nothing. You're the ones who are wrong. Don't judge something or someone until you can prove your assumptions. I'll bet my last moneys that none of you - except for you who showed them what the Danish flag really looks like - have ever met a Dane!! So F*ck you, but I respect your religion. And I'm fifteen, I'm smart, and this is what I wanted to say to you.