[James Hutchins]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

It is found in paintings and songs from danish history. - and i can verify that it at least did exist before 2010 (when this thread started). Again you prove to use how narrow-minded and stubborn you all are.

It is a sin to lie, and you do it repeatedly, and when you are confronted about it, you either bring up another lie to cover it. Bring me a real fact that proves that ALL Danes are going to hell, or stop this before you disrespect Jesus again.

Sure thing friend.
You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

Danishland

[Wide-Open]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

It is found in paintings and songs from danish history.

Paintings and songs. Right.

My dear girl, have you ever heard of forgeries?

[FrankLennartsson]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Where you actually there in 1300 to verify this, or are you simply repeating nonsense you found somewhere on the Internet?

It is found in paintings and songs from danish history. - and i can verify that it at least did exist before 2010 (when this thread started). Again you prove to use how narrow-minded and stubborn you all are.

It is a sin to lie, and you do it repeatedly, and when you are confronted about it, you either bring up another lie to cover it. Bring me a real fact that proves that ALL Danes are going to hell, or stop this before you disrespect Jesus again.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

and you think you know everything about us,

What applalling hubris

Only Jesus knows everything about you.

Psalms 139:23 Search me, O God, and know my heart: try me, and know my thoughts:

YIC

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

haven't changed since year 1300

Where you actually there in 1300 to verify this, or are you simply repeating nonsense you found somewhere on the Internet?

[FrankLennartsson]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Here is what they allow in churches in Denmark, could you ever imagine something like this at the Landover Baptist Church?

They speak Swedish in this video..

Please note that this thread was started in 2010. The danes may have changed their flag since then. The history of Scandinavia is the history of territorial disputes Parts of today's Denmark may have belonged to Finland back in 2010. Some say this, some say that. Nobody knows for sure. So please don't be an arrogant know-it-all jerk.

Dannebrog (The Danish Flag) haven't changed since year 1300. And who are you to say that we are the arrogant people, you are basically trash talking us about our home, and you think you know everything about us, when you don't even know the colors of our flag.

Anyways, this must be a joke, Since you apparently go to great lengths to put false information in every single line you write. I feel sorry for you, you think you serve Jesus and God, but in fact you are using them as an excuse to hate on people that you don't agree with.

[Ex-soccer player]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

lmao this thread is so biased and racistic. the flag is even wrong. that's finland's flag LMFAO!!!!!!

Please note that this thread was started in 2010. The danes may have changed their flag since then. The history of Scandinavia is the history of territorial disputes Parts of today's Denmark may have belonged to Finland back in 2010. Some say this, some say that. Nobody knows for sure. So please don't be an arrogant know-it-all jerk.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

lmao this thread is so biased and racistic. the flag is even wrong. that's finland's flag LMFAO!!!!!! the country is not boring at all ;p

Brother Cranky Old Man was homeschooled. His father drew him a map of the world, with a list of the names of all the countries. On this list there was a flag for each country, and that one was the Danish flag. It has to be right.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

lmao this thread is so biased and racistic

Since when are Danes a race!?

[the an0nymous teen]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

lmao this thread is so biased and racistic. the flag is even wrong. that's finland's flag LMFAO!!!!!! the country is not boring at all ;p

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Here is what they allow in churches in Denmark, could you ever imagine something like this at the Landover Baptist Church?

[Levi Jones]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

in Denmark

You need a visit from one of our many apostles in the eskimo lands, friend. We will pray for you.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

wow, just wow..

Please do us the courtesy of not quoting from false Bibles here on this web site.

We allow the unsaved to participate, in keeping with our covenant with the Lord, which is to spread the good news, that you may be saved and spared the fires of perdition.

Still, we do have our standards to uphold, them that are the standards of the Lord God. To alter the Word of the Lord God is blasphemy.

[FrankLennartsson]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

wow, just wow..

[James Hutchins]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

You are generalizing again, making a few bad apples spoil the bunch, no the church i go to don't have a female priest, but in Denmark (not denmarkistan) there is a law that gives the women as many rights as men, and this is to keep everybody happy, as this is a country, not a religion, we as a country try to keep the majority of the population happy, this however does not mean that all churches are looking for female priests. this is the same right that give the homosexuals freedom to live their life their way.. However not all churches allow it, in fact its only recently that the first church allowed it, beforehand it was only done via the town hall (which isn't a church).
I believe that if i look it up i will find at least a couple of churches in USA that do this too, so again, i don't understand why you hate us all because of a minority of the peoples lifestyle.
I do however understand why you dislike christian churches that allow this, as it is against the beliefs, and therefore insult the community in a whole, but again, this is a minority of the population, which isn't just happening in Denmark, but the entire world.


James 1:19-20
Know this, my beloved brothers: let every person be quick to hear, slow to speak, slow to anger; for the anger of man does not produce the righteousness of God.

Friend, not a single True Christian(tm) hates you. Frankly, I take great offense to that. God however, has shown fantastic displeasure at your behavior. So you see friend, it is not us you have the issue with, it is God.