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  • Des
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
    If I'm not wrong all these Swiss countries are somehow all a part of Sweden though in one way or another.
    They are all part of the Nether Regions.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho View Post
    Finland is not actually a country. A bit swedish, a bit russians, and sami people in the north. Then us eskimos there between, living on that wasteland which stays between.

    But I do not understand if anybody is really interested in this?
    Somebody?
    No?
    Nope. I'm sure not.

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  • Marko Loimaan-Aho
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    I know, that's why all them Finns are called Scandinavians, right?
    Finland is not actually a country. A bit swedish, a bit russians, and sami people in the north. Then us eskimos there between, living on that wasteland which stays between.

    But I do not understand if anybody is really interested in this?
    Somebody?
    No?

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
    If I'm not wrong all these Swiss countries are somehow all a part of Sweden though in one way or another.
    I know, that's why all them Finns are called Scandinavians, right?

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  • Attila's Wife
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
    If I'm not wrong all these Swiss countries are somehow all a part of Sweden though in one way or another.
    It's remarkable how powerful those dinky little Swedish army knives are - who would have thought you could gut a whole whale with one?

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  • Bjorn Jensen
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho View Post
    Sorry, my mistake. I thought this is Denmark because there is Danish flag in the first boat, the one The Most Honourable Cranky old Man presents in the beginning of this thread.
    If I'm not wrong all these Swiss countries are somehow all a part of Sweden though in one way or another.

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  • Marko Loimaan-Aho
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
    Thats in the Faroe Islands and we also have a section on why God hates them too
    Sorry, my mistake. I thought this is Denmark because there is Danish flag in the first boat, the one The Most Honourable Cranky old Man presents in the beginning of this thread.

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  • Bjorn Jensen
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho View Post
    The people in Denmark are all very godless sinners. Anyway, the way they are fishing looks fun.




    PRAISE THE GOD ALMIGHTY!!!
    Thats in the Faroe Islands and we also have a section on why God hates them too

    But their fishing is not one of the reasons.

    Genesis 1:26
    And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

    Fishing was the only thing I ever enjoyed doing their on my last Landover Baptist mission to those Godless islands, and oh boy those fishes are big! They are bigger than any other fish you catched before, PRAISE JESUS!

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  • Marko Loimaan-Aho
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    The people in Denmark are all very godless sinners. Anyway, the way they are fishing looks fun.




    PRAISE THE GOD ALMIGHTY!!!

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by LeAtheist View Post
    huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
    Is that one of those eskimo "gods"?

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  • Oholiba
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    Originally posted by LeAtheist View Post
    huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue *GAY PORN REMOVED*
    I thank GOD that I was not here to see that gay porn. I wonder why people come here with their scam!?
    This site is indeed blessed and bad things are kept out of our sight. A place where you can be open-minded and filled with love that flows from True Christian souls!!!

    THANK GOD! PRAISE THE LORD! HIS AMAZING GRACE!!!

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  • LeAtheist
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Do you mean that you lied when you said this:





    I'm speechless. Just speechless.
    huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue *GAY PORN REMOVED*

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by LeAtheist View Post
    What the >>>obscenity removed<<< is your problem? I >>>obscenity removed<<< on your God!
    Do you mean that you lied when you said this:

    Originally posted by LeAtheist View Post
    Hello friends!

    I am an Atheist who wants to seek salvation from our Lord Jesus Christ, and I want you all to help me

    I am sick of my Atheistism, please I am in need of help!

    I have had sex with a minor before in my life, and I want to know if Jesus Christ will ever forgive me for this


    I'm speechless. Just speechless.

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  • LeAtheist
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
    Well, you are. You are an atheist, and as Sister Basilissa mentioned, we don't mingle with the unsaved;

    Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

    2 Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

    However, we are tasked with trying to save you;

    Mark 16:15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

    Romans 10:14 How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?

    Matthew 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:
    What the *POTTY MOUTH* is your problem? I *POTTY MOUTH* on your God!

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  • John Creeser
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    Originally posted by LeAtheist View Post
    No, I love you for praying for me

    But calling me unsaved trash was very hurtful
    Well, you are. You are an atheist, and as Sister Basilissa mentioned, we don't mingle with the unsaved;

    Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

    2 Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

    However, we are tasked with trying to save you;

    Mark 16:15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

    Romans 10:14 How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?

    Matthew 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:

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