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  • Dreasha
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    I found that nutter's post very offensive, Mr Alban. Is there something wrong with me?
    If you find that offensive, that shows you are a slut who's going to hell

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    Originally posted by some nutter View Post
    Allah is the one and only God . . . . . . . . » SMUT EXPUNGED «
    …Christian …Jesus
    I found that nutter's post very offensive, Mr Alban. Is there something wrong with me?

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  • Dreasha
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    I understand that my clean Christian look appeals to many heathens, but this is not some gaysexual dating forum. Besides, I am a Christian and happily married. Gaysexuality is also a sin. Maybe Jesus made you come to this forum because of this. There is still hope for you, you can leave your life in sin and become a Christian. We have an ex-gay program for sodomites like you.
    There's nothing appealing about you, broski.

    Allah made you the ugly pig you are. And since you're a pig, you're also a dirty, filthy scum of the Earth.

    Please seek Allah to make you look human again.

    Allahu akbar

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Dreasha View Post

    and you sir, can suck my left nut
    I understand that my clean Christian look appeals to many heathens, but this is not some gaysexual dating forum. Besides, I am a Christian and happily married. Gaysexuality is also a sin. Maybe Jesus made you come to this forum because of this. There is still hope for you, you can leave your life in sin and become a Christian. We have an ex-gay program for sodomites like you.

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  • Dreasha
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    Don't be silly. We are Christians, we are going to heaven. It's people like you living in islamofacist nations like Denmarkistan that will end up in hell.

    Fear not, just because you are living in that third world country does not mean you are beyond hope. You can still be saved. You can still become American and accept Jesus as your personal Saviour
    Jesus is just a prophet, Allah is the one and only God

    and you sir, can suck my left nut

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Kasperdotant View Post
    *some Denmarkian gobbledygook removed*

    allahu akbar - see you in hell
    Don't be silly. We are Christians, we are going to heaven. It's people like you living in islamofacist nations like Denmarkistan that will end up in hell.

    Fear not, just because you are living in that third world country does not mean you are beyond hope. You can still be saved. You can still become American and accept Jesus as your personal Saviour

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  • Dreasha
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    First of all. Everything OP the faggot said in the original post is just straight out wrong.

    First of all our word for "rape" is actually spelt "voldtægt" and not "viking."

    Second: Global Warming is not a hoax. Get educated please, mormons.

    Third: You guys need to learn how to use google. Our Prime minister "Lars Lykke Rasmussen" has never been in the Tour de France, you might be thinking of Michael Rasmussen. (just google it, I'm sure you're smart enough to figure it out)

    Fourth: H.C. Andersen is one of the most famous authors in history, calling him Satan's son just shows how stupid you are.

    Fifth: You're just jealous your parents didn't love you enough to get you legos.

    Sixth!: Pippi is Swedish, you illiterate pig.

    Seventh!: I don't even know what you're talking about dude...

    Eighth: Why would gays rape a child when they can piffle eachother? Come on man, where's your logic.

    Ninth: Our economy is one of the strongest, and stapile in Europe. High taxes makes sure we get free healthcare and education, something you Americans could learn from

    Tenth: Dafuq dude o.0

    Eleventh: You know, the bikes really contribute to the elimination of trafic in the city, I personally love them <3

    and at last: Christianity sucks ass, Islam is where it's at boys!

    Allah loves Denmark and will always protect it against Satan


    This is all made up by SATAN and his OP who is from hell. DO NOT FALL FOR THE TRICK

    by the way... OP is a fag...

    *some Denmarkian gobbledygook removed*
    Last edited by Alphonse Alban; 04-28-2014, 09:04 PM. Reason: Keeping it clean for Jesus.

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  • Kasperdotant
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    *some Denmarkian gobbledygook removed*

    GOD LOVES DENMARK AND SATAN HAS MADE YOU ALL BELIEVE THE OPPOSITE.

    CHANGE MEANING NOW OR GOD WILL FOREVER HATE YOU AND YOU WILL BE SENT TO ROT AND BURN IN HELL FOREVER.

    Allah loves Denmark and will always protect it against Satan


    This is all made up by SATAN and his OP who is from hell. DO NOT FALL FOR SUCH NONSENSE.

    allahu akbar - see you in hell
    Last edited by Alphonse Alban; 04-28-2014, 09:03 PM. Reason: Keeping it clean for Jesus.

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  • Ex-soccer player
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    What on earth is that?
    These people have problems with being and looking normal because they are worshipping satan

    And it shall come to pass in the day of the Lord's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel. - Zephaniah 1:8

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
    Originally posted by Eva_Christensen View Post

    What on earth is that?

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  • Elmer G. White
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    I am most alarmed.

    This thread has been available for quite a long time but ignored by the Danes. They are going from evil straight to Damnation, as they are going to host the annual "Euro-Trash song contest" in early May. This consists of several days of mandatory homeysexualism and fornication in front of a gayish audience as can be seen here (please Ladies, do not watch unless you have a True Christian husband nearby!) I am so so sorry to have to post this:



    To make things worse, I must show here also a typical participant, this apparition will represent Australia in the contest. This is true! (Romans 1:9). This demon must be the product of generation-long interbreeding and immersion in sinful fornication (Exodus 17:16):



    The name is "Conchita Wurst". We know that in the Germanianic tongue (that developed from Crimean Criminal Gothic in the 1600th Century - not a coincidence), Wurst is "a sausage", i.e., a "wiener" and "Wien" is the Australian capital city (not a coincidence). The "song" is called "Rise like a phoenix" and it is clearly obvious what the "phoenix" stands for (Deuteronomy 23:1). Lately, this contest has been won by Godless Norwegiants, Swedenites and lastly Daniacs. We know who is responsible.



    True Christians: is it already too late to pray for Denmarkians? Should I/we concentrate on the salvation of those who still have a chance?

    Although this seems hopeless, I am happy to have found new hope in LBC and its welcoming community of Bible-believing True Christians! While all is lost in Eurotrashdonia, some light lingers with you.

    With thanks and admiration. Glory to our LORD!

    Yours,

    Elmer
    Last edited by Elmer G. White; 04-26-2014, 03:34 PM. Reason: ...typo, changed "Crimian" into "Crimean"...

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  • Alvin Moss
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Dutchsexfiend View Post
    because they do not even know where it is

    Amsterdam is probably in New York their thinking , or whether it is an inbreeding problem

    New York was once called New Amsterdam. I guess you didn't know that. We changed the name after we killed off all the Dutchers. They were a race of godless wretches and we are well rid of them.

    Also, we do too know where Europe is. It is on the other side of the ocean, near to England and France.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Dutchs View Post
    yes U.S.A. has some kind of monopoly on stupidity ...
    I just showed you that that's NOT the case.

    ...maybe it'll be the bad education in the USA
    Yeah, it's so bad they only have 7 of the top 10 universities in the world.

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  • Dutchsexfiend
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Between seeking the approval of a hateful, immoral, heathen from the country of barbaric vikings, or the approval of the loving, merciful, perfect, glorious, inspirational, wonderful, dedicated, jealous, sweet, sweet Lord Jesus, I cannot imagine an easier choice to be made.

    you insult our bloodline ,without us you were probably not even born
    think it over,if that goes with an IQ of 60

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  • Dutchsexfiend
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    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
    Why do you guys hate Europe?

    because they do not even know where it is

    Amsterdam is probably in New York their thinking , or whether it is an inbreeding problem

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