[warhead]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Listen idiot, we are not Gnostics anymore than we are Catholics. We are Bible Listeralist Fundamentalist Baptists.

LOL you really are a dumbass. It was you who was the one going on about how the poor sensitive Russians fee'fee's were hurt by us "fat stupid fanatical american" and they have butt hurt from losing the Cold War we Americans should feel bad about. I am just laughing at someone trying to portray Russians as a people with easily hurt feelings.

You're just running on emotion, aren't you Warhead?

hahahahhaa listen to your name for dicksus sakes! Bible Literalist Fundementalist Baptists.. Sure i run on emotion whatever that means.. at least i don't run on religious bullshit.. oh thats right i totally forgot that i did say that.. well no i really didn't but i forgot you guys are fundamentalists.. and fundamentalists lack that thing everyone else has called sarcasm (hence the need for a smiley with a huge fucking sign) you read everything like it's as literate as the instructions you receive on how to shake your babies' IQ down into believing the kind of bullshit you believe..

I guess i should've figured when your avatar includes a Teutonic Knight. (Danish and northern German catholic knights sent out during the crusade.. why do i even bother explaining it, scratch that, a faggy picture of some homo knight like you were a 12 year old nerd playing Dungeons and Dragons) for the future heres a tip. NEVER read novels. They will scare the shit out of you. I can see several of your buttbuddies are scared of harry potter, THIS is exactly what i'm talking about.. As a fundamentalist you should stick to manuals only. Lego is great for this.. i think you'd like lego a lot.. there are no plots and no irony, no life.. just instructions and laws.. if you'd like i can include every instruction with a "OR ELSE YOU WILL BURN IN HELL RAPED STRIPPED AND STRANGLED WHILE BEING FORCE FED PUS MIXED WITH NAILS!!" after every instruction.. it will be just like the bible!

[DanOfDanmark]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I understand it is hard to accept the truth, but this is a website about peace and the worship of Jesus, not racism and hate that you have turned this thread into.
I have accepted that my country (England) is far worse than that of my American counterparts because America is Gods favourite country. Maybe if you stopped taking drugs you would see that yours is too, and that you should accept it and be humble like me.

Please let us praise Jesus in peace you unclean filthy Scandinavian scumbags.

LIsten too me you #%=?!!""#"¤"##!
Cant you read at all the first tread was so full of hate and harmfull words!!!!! so how there you say too me that this website is not racism and hatefull!!!! You are a liar and a unholy hatefull acne on the ass of the devil him self!

[Hean Of Denmark]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I can't see any difference.

The legend of the Dannebrog

Suddenly there was a great peal of thunder, and a red banner with a white cross floated down from the sky.
This is the story known to most Dane's as the origin of the Dannebrog.
This event happened June 15, 1219. The place was Lyndanisse in Estonia.
According to this legend, in the year 1219 the Danish King, Valdemar 2nd, led an attack against the pagan Estonians. His goal was to conquer them and make them Christian.
The legend states further that the banner fell into the arms of Danish archbishop; a voice from the skies said: "When you raise this banner against your enemies, they will yield before you". The archbishop immediately sent a messenger with this banner to King Valdemar on the battlefield.
The King waved the banner high; and this miraculous sign from heaven encouraged the Dane's, and gave them their final victory.

God had chosen the Danes to Christian the Estonians

I have done my duty on Cyprus and and on the Balkan

Denmark did there duty on the Balkan, in Iraq, and right now we do our duty in Afghanistan

[warhead]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Lets try and keep this respectful, can you at least have the decency not to swear on Gods favourite forum?

Fuck you.

And you fools actually wonder why God hates you and your pathetic excuse for a country.

Well god must be pretty lame at hating.. Cause i have a great life, I'm 21 i make 6 grand a month working only twelve days a month.. i play music, i have friends i live in a amazing city, i have a great family and i am thankful for every day i have, but unlike you i have better things to do than condemn nations for things i know jack shit about.. You should try it.. i believe it's called freedom.. oh wait.. America has plenty of that.. hahahhaa

[iwannabelive]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

The legend of the Dannebrog

Suddenly there was a great peal of thunder, and a red banner with a white cross floated down from the sky.
This is the story known to most Dane's as the origin of the Dannebrog.
This event happened June 15, 1219. The place was Lyndanisse in Estonia.
According to this legend, in the year 1219 the Danish King, Valdemar 2nd, led an attack against the pagan Estonians. His goal was to conquer them and make them Christian.
The legend states further that the banner fell into the arms of Danish archbishop; a voice from the skies said: "When you raise this banner against your enemies, they will yield before you". The archbishop immediately sent a messenger with this banner to King Valdemar on the battlefield.
The King waved the banner high; and this miraculous sign from heaven encouraged the Dane's, and gave them their final victory.

I posted the story of danneborg on page 115, since then your the 3 person to re-post it.. why not read the thread before posting?

[warhead]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Lies, evil lies, you be the devils puppet!

Oh yeah.. all evil.. Run of to your pastor and "cry" over his knees so he will protect you. otherwise i'll come while you least expect it, get you drunk, laid before marriage, burn your skin with cigarettes and make you do cocaine!!

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Well god must be pretty lame at hating.. Cause i have a great life, I'm 21 i make 6 grand a month working only twelve days a month.. i play music, i have friends i live in a amazing city, i have a great family and i am thankful for every day i have, but unlike you i have better things to do than condemn nations for things i know jack shit about.. You should try it.. i believe it's called freedom.. oh wait.. America has plenty of that.. hahahhaa

Tell me something, do you enjoy your freedom? Well here is a clue for ya, If it where not for the evil USA you would be speaking German right now. Is it at all possible that you could just say thanks and go about you pathetic existence. Denmark lasted 6 days before the laid down and surrendered. My how memory fades.

[iwannabelive]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

piffle you.
Well god must be pretty lame at hating.. Cause i have a great life, I'm 21 i make 6 grand a month working only twelve days a month.. i play music, i have friends i live in a amazing city, i have a great family and i am thankful for every day i have, but unlike you i have better things to do than condemn nations for things i know jack shit about.. You should try it.. i believe it's called freedom.. oh wait.. America has plenty of that.. hahahhaa

He is good at hateing, i get 11 grand a month (for jeg på dagpenge) and I only go to church 4 days a month.

[Hean Of Denmark]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Tell me something, do you enjoy your freedom? Well here is a clue for ya, If it where not for the evil USA you would be speaking German right now. Is it at all possible that you could just say thanks and go about you pathetic existence. Denmark lasted 6 days before the laid down and surrendered. My how memory fades.

First you hate the Danes, and now the Germans What comes next? The Frence for eating frog legs???

[warhead]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Tell me something, do you enjoy your freedom? Well here is a clue for ya, If it where not for the evil USA you would be speaking German right now. Is it at all possible that you could just say thanks and go about you pathetic existence. Denmark lasted 6 days before the laid down and surrendered. My how memory fades.

Oh don't you dare put me in that boat old man.. I love America. I have plenty of issues with it. One of them being people like you, but your country invented a lot of awesome things. See i actually used to live America.. It was the worst year of my life, because i was surrounded by people like you. People who hate everything that their stupid little world can't comprehend, luckily i found out that America is full of ordinary and although Europe and America will never have much in common America has a lot of great things just like Europe does, and the combination of the two places is what creates all the great things the free world has to offer. For some reasons you Americans seem to prefer being ruled by your goverment and your corporations much more than we do yet you don't realize it, but that's your choice, i still respect your nation. But people like you and your pathetic religion deserves nothing more than to serve for my entertainment, which is what it does.

As of World war 2. Yeah you did your part, but you didn't save us from germany, you saved us from Russia. Because Russia had won that war no matter what, but i'm pretty glad we aren't under their rule so i thank your nation, but not you, because not you nor your forefathers (unless the have absolutely NOTHING in common with you) have done ANYTHING to save ANYONE but yourselves. Protected by your bubble of self righteousness you think you're the awe of the world. I give two shits if you were on the front line of every war from 18 till now, your personality deserves no respect, only mockery. You sad sack of shit.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Oh yeah.. all evil.. Run of to your pastor and "cry" over his knees so he will protect you. otherwise i'll come while you least expect it, get you drunk, laid before marriage, burn your skin with cigarettes and make you do cocaine!!

I am happy I can say that there is still hope for many Danes even if you are not concerned about your eternity and are so concerned about your short time on earth

Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.

[DanOfDanmark]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

dewitt! we did the smart thing in world war 2!!! we used gorilla tactics/freedom figthers! what did you guys do??? i know! you killed over 500.000 innocent people in Hiroshima og Nagasaki...just too prove a point! same on you!

[warhead]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

He is good at hateing, i get 11 grand a month (for jeg på dagpenge) and I only go to church 4 days a month.

grand as in US dollars idiot..

although i really couldn't give a fück what you earn.. i'm happy with what i have, not with what others don't have.

[iwannabelive]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

For some reasons you Americans seem to prefer being ruled by your goverment and your corporations much more than we do yet you don't realize it.

Danes want laws against suger, alcohol and tobaco, Danes WANT to be controled by laws so they dont get to fat, skinny or unhealthy in any other way right?

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

First you hate the Danes, and now the Germans What comes next? The Frence for eating frog legs???

God loves Germany. France is another story, I find it surprising that the French are able to walk in an upright position, due to the fact that they do not posses a spine.