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  • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    What's the problem with LEGO? It's just an innocent kids toy that encourages creativity. And don't post one of those edited photos of LEGO, like that edited Sesame Street book cover.

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    • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by katajrocker View Post
      What's the problem with LEGO? It's just an innocent kids toy that encourages creativity.
      I will be inclined to believe you if you just tried to support your position with the appropriate Scripture.







      Whom am I kidding, really? As a Catholic you are practically allergic to the Holy Bible.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

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      • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        I just want to point out a few errors.

        1. We (I'm a Dane) didn't invent rape, but i can't deny that some vikings raped women, BUT not men nor goats. This was also before denmark became a mainly christian country.


        2. As a man of science, i do not belive in the climate hoax, BUT it was those women who made the decision.


        3. The former danish prime minister was NOT Michael Rassmusen but Anders Fogh Rasmussen.


        4. For what i know (I'm not an expert) H. C. Andersen didn't put evils in as victors only as lossers. And satans native language propably isn't Danish, as there are countrys that are worse than Denmark in my opinion.


        5. How has LEGO currupted children?


        6. We didn't create Pippi Longstocking, the SWEDISH author Astrid Anna Emilia Lindgren.


        7. Danish TV for children DOES NOT nor adults are like that. The programs Rape and Brutality, The market for liver Come hither does not exist.


        8. Child rape is illegal for EVERYONE.


        9. I don't know if we have the highest car tax in the world, BUT we actually have a good economy that is better than quite a few european countries.


        10. B.T. never said that.


        11. The artical has NOTHING to do with dyke biking.

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        • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Hello Idon'tknow, and a very warm welcome to our forums. I would like to congratulate you on the honesty of your chosen username.

          I see that this particular thread was started more than 6 years ago and is currently 191 pages long. I am sure that if you had taken the trouble to read all of it, you would have found that most, if not all of your questions have been dealt with.


          Do come back to us if, after reading and inwardly digesting the whole thread, you have any supplementary questions. We are here to help.


          YiC
          Joanna
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by Idon'tknow View Post
            I just want to point out a few errors.
            5. How has LEGO corrupted children?
            I invite you to look at the Bible

            De:13:6: If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
            De:13:7: Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
            De:13:8: Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
            De:13:9: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
            De:13:10: And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

            I hear you ask: "What has this to do with "Lego"?" Well, "Lego" is a shortened form of "Let us go."

            And with Lego, you make little idols of false gods.

            This is how Lego corrupts the very soul!
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            • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
              For it had been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than, after they have known it,
              to turn from the holy commandment delivered unto them.
              2 Peter 2:21
              Those retched Danes just keep digging themselves deeper and deeper into the Pit of Hell, incurring the constantly increasing Wrath of God. It has come to the attention of the LORD that Danes are leaving the church becaue atheists have good advertising campaigns. These advertisements appeal to the sin nature of the average Dane, encouraging them to sleep in on Sunday morning rather than to worship the LORD.

              Record numbers leave Church of Denmark after atheist adverts

              Thousands of people have left the Church of Denmark following a nationwide advertising campaign by the country's atheist society.

              Between April and June, 10,000 people left the church - the highest number of registered withdrawals since 2007.

              A campaign by the Danish Atheist Society is being held responsible for the number of leavers – double that recorded between January and March.

              The campaign's banner advert includes phrases such as "Why believe in a god?", "Why should faith cost something?" and "Did Jesus and Mohammed speak with a god?"
              Obviously Mohammed didn't speak with God. That was supposed to have happened while touring Heaven via magic, flying donkey. How absurd. The Koran is full of remarkably absurd stories and fables, and I can understand the Muslims feeling confused and wanting out of a brainwashed community that pretends such ridiculous events actually occurred.

              But to target Christians like that is to hit below the belt. That tax goes to the upkeep of buildings and pastoral staff that traditionally support a community by alarming members of the dangers of outsiders, like Homosexuals, Feminists, Muslims, and Scientists.

              Without funds, these churches turn into abominations.



              Skater park in Spain




              Library to support extra-biblical so-called "knowledge" in the Netherlands




              Restaurants in the USA

              Buildings dedicated to God will turn into buildings that serve the ungrateful public, which is apparently just what those Viking rejects in Denmark want. They've been warned.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Step 1: hold your mouse over the flag image.

                Step 2: push on the "right click button" which is located on the right side of your mouse.

                Step 3: hold your mouse over the "Search Google for image" and then use your left click button located on the left side of you mouse.

                Step 4: Read the name of the flag which is shown on the screen.



                extra info:
                google in the page that is used to search for information on things you wish to know about.

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                • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by TheDenmarkian View Post
                  Step 1: hold your mouse over the flag image.

                  Step 2: push on the "right click button" which is located on the right side of your mouse.

                  Step 3: hold your mouse over the "Search Google for image" and then use your left click button located on the left side of you mouse.

                  Step 4: Read the name of the flag which is shown on the screen.



                  extra info:
                  google in the page that is used to search for information on things you wish to know about.

                  Uhmmm, which flag. This is what I found when I did a search:



                  Is Denmark a country full of gay Arabs?


                  Just askin' like.


                  YIC
                  TT
                  Isaiah 66:15

                  For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                  • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by TheDenmarkian View Post
                    Step 1: hold your mouse over the flag image.
                    I have a track ball.

                    Step 2: push on the "right click button" which is located on the right side of your mouse.
                    I am left handed.

                    Step 3: hold your mouse over the "Search Google for image" and then use your left click button located on the left side of you mouse.
                    My browser doesn't do that. Christians never use Google.

                    Step 4: Read the name of the flag which is shown on the screen.
                    Denmark of course! Hint: it's even in the title of the thread!

                    Your problem is that you make assumptions without bothering to actually investigate. Stop making assumptions and start figuring things out instead. I will make you look a lot less stupid.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by TheDenmarkian View Post
                      Step 1: hold your mouse over the flag image.

                      Step 2: push on the "right click button" which is located on the right side of your mouse.

                      Step 3: hold your mouse over the "Search Google for image" and then use your left click button located on the left side of you mouse.

                      Step 4: Read the name of the flag which is shown on the screen.



                      extra info:
                      google in the page that is used to search for information on things you wish to know about.

                      Here in the more civilized and Christian areas, far from the North Pole and Eskimos, there is considerable confusion as to what to expect now that the Swedes have surrendered to the Muslims. I wonder if you could set us straight on some of the topics which vex us.


                      Do you feel that the suppression of Christian thought has assisted in the takeover of the northern areas by the Muslims? Will you be adopting Sharia law and, if so, will that be for the whole country or only the Muslim majority areas and the cities? Will you be adopting the Muslim language? What will you do with your royal family? Has the birthrate of the mixed race population surpassed the birthrate of the original Swedish population yet? Will you change the name of your country? Will the Jews be expelled?


                      Those are just a few of the questions that have been raised in Christian circles. It is quite important that we receive the intelligence we need on this subject so that we can make the right decision about your country when we destroy the Muslims with our atomic stockpile.
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
                        I thought that this was a great dane:


                        Well, her films are all 'dogs'.

                        Denmark - a country so cold and boring that they invented some of the most toxic alcoholic beverages known to man. Most Viking raids were planned when they were drunk, so it is no wonder that they didn't go to anywhere important.

                        Lego - a term of abuse in most civilised countries. Denmark actually exports these ugly plastic bricks.

                        Gayowulf - Denmark's most famous 'hero' was a raving homersexual who spent most of his time walking around naked searching for something called 'Grendel', who was probably his 'furrie' boyfriend.

                        Hamlet, Prince of Denmark - made famous by Shakespeare, a whining suicidal aristocrat who spent most of his time talking to himself - he was actually the world's first Gothtard.

                        Hands un-Christian Andersen - a pediphile who wrote 'fairytales' as an excuse to molest children.

                        Government = a combination of the worst aspects of monarchy and communism. They have a queen and plenty of people on welfare.

                        Religion - most Danish people are Lutherans. Enough said.

                        YIC
                        Bryan.


                        Madude... I don't get if this is very sarcastic or you dont know a shit bout Denmark? Cmon madude HC. Andersen was one of the worlds most successive writers and his stories has been translated to more than 2 thousand languages. And btw the flag on this post is the finnish flag

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                        • God is REALLY angry at Denmark now. Here's why. VP Vance went to Greenland to explain why it needs to be part of the U.S. He pointed out how poorly Denmark has treated Greenland and how much better Greenland will be when it is part of the U.S.

                          Some dufus in Denmark insulted Vance, and by default, all of us in the U. S. He should have thanked Vance and President Trump from freeing Greenland from the tyranny of Denmark.

                          Danish foreign minister scolds Trump administration after Vance trip to Greenland - CBS News​​
                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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