[1337endboss]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

Yes we do.

Weed has nothing to do with The Church, so why not? It only gives peace to your soul, and makes you feel more relaxed and comfortable going to a service. I highly recommend it!

Peace!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

I'm a Dutch priest myself.

All of this is very untrue, even though we like to smoke weed before a service, we don't get stoned from it anymore.

Our army is the most state-of-the art army in the world (not kidding there) and AFAIK everyone just has an army haircut. Our flag is NOT the same as the French flag, as posted in the first post. Sex with children is not allowed and will get you in jail for a while. We DO have a word for virgin; ''maagd''. Turkish people in Holland are hardly working, and the reason the welfare here is so high is because we DO work hard. In fact, there's less people without a job than in your so awesome by-god-loved-and-blessed America (in percentage). Geert Wilders is the biggest idiot this country ever had, but hey, like George W. Bush is that great... Prisons maybe not THAT filled, but we have a small country and most of all, we Dutchies know how to behave(unlike you asocial american idiots). All of the members of the royal family speak Dutch of course, that you think otherwise proves your ignorance, TARD. The maxima part: JESUS F*CKING CHRIST IDIOTS.
And you guys hate on English people?(as stated in the first post).

Well may I ask you how you guys got in America? YOU ARE ENGLISH FROM ORIGIN! Or did god respawn you there?! New York has been founded by the Dutch and later on became English!


















So I hope guys who think like in the opening post think either twice, or die a very painfull and long death.

Oh and we don't wear wooden shoes and we don't live in mills.
stupid racist idiots. Go lose some weight!

So you are papist scum that smokes weed? And you smoke it before you service whom? The Alterboys?

How sick and perverted!

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[1337endboss]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

I'm a Dutch priest myself.

All of this is very untrue, even though we like to smoke weed before a service, we don't get stoned from it anymore.

Our army is the most state-of-the art army in the world (not kidding there) and AFAIK everyone just has an army haircut. Our flag is NOT the same as the French flag, as posted in the first post. Sex with children is not allowed and will get you in jail for a while. We DO have a word for virgin; ''maagd''. Turkish people in Holland are hardly working, and the reason the welfare here is so high is because we DO work hard. In fact, there's less people without a job than in your so awesome by-god-loved-and-blessed America (in percentage). Geert Wilders is the biggest idiot this country ever had, but hey, like George W. Bush is that great... Prisons maybe not THAT filled, but we have a small country and most of all, we Dutchies know how to behave(unlike you asocial american idiots). All of the members of the royal family speak Dutch of course, that you think otherwise proves your ignorance, TARD. The maxima part: JESUS F*CKING CHRIST IDIOTS.
And you guys hate on English people?(as stated in the first post).

Well may I ask you how you guys got in America? YOU ARE ENGLISH FROM ORIGIN! Or did god respawn you there?! New York has been founded by the Dutch and later on became English!


















So I hope guys who think like in the opening post think either twice, or die a very painfull and long death.

Oh and we don't wear wooden shoes and we don't live in mills.
stupid racist idiots. Go lose some weight!

[Brother Alex]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

Darn it! I'm going to burn in hell because I'm part Dutch, British, Swedish, and Portuguese.
I mean is there Salvation for me? I don't want to burn in hell like those hippy atheists.

You could start by turning your life over to Christ and get out of godless Europistan as soon as possible.

Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Psalm 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.

[proteastantguy]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

No it is the Danish flag. It is quite easy, if the title says Denmark the flag is from Denmark. Amazing how many people miss this.

I find it amazing how this debate can go on.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

No it is the finnish flag.

No it is the Danish flag. It is quite easy, if the title says Denmark the flag is from Denmark. Amazing how many people miss this.

[proteastantguy]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

Check the link of the flag youre using.. "Flag_of_France.svg.png" - i wonder if thats the French flag you've posted?

"I got the right flag, I always do" - ohh, another lie!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=528824#post528824

That.. is the Swedish flag! It looks alot like the danish flag, but the colors are wrong. Which just adds to my point - you might be color blind (and or retarded..)

No it is the finnish flag.

[96Bookworth]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

Holland is an insignificant country between Turkey and Poland filled with arrogant, bad smelling, cheese gobbling, blunt barbarians who spend all their time whining and complaining. Let’s make this crystal clear: Holland is the filthiest country in the world, bar none. The Dutch will all go to Hell twice.

Psalm 63:9 "But those that seek my soul, to destroy it, shall go into the lower parts of the earth."

1. The Dutch language is the only language in the world that doesn't have a word for virgin. In a country where drugs, postnatal abortion, gay marriage, prostitution and sex with children are all completely legal, the concept is simply completely unknown. They even have a political party "Christen Unie" which actively promotes sex with children! Psalm 9:17 "... into hell ... all the nations that forget God."
2. The Dutch are the only people in the world who think that the Dutch can play football. They never won anything, their most disastrous moment being 1974 when their players had so much sex and alcohol before the world cup final with Germany that they forgot to show up.
3. The Dutch gay cowards army is the worst in the world. Whenever they get scared they simply run away no matter how many innocent people will die because of that. The Dutch claim to have an air force but no one has ever actually seen it in action. Their parliament has been debating whether or not to buy just a single military airplane for decades. Revelation 21:8 "... whoremongers ..."
4. The Dutch are always telling the rest of the world how to behave. No one ever listens. Matthew 24:51 "... hypocrites ..."
5. The only people actually working in Holland are the Polish and the Turks. All other people are on welfare because they are too stoned to work. Geert Wilders, an Indonesian bisexual who dyed his hair blonde and wears blue contact lenses to look more like a German Nazi, is trying to change all this, but everyone is too stoned to notice. Proverbs 12:24 "... the lazy man ..."
6. Since everything in Holland is legal, they have a lot of empty prisons. No one in Holland knows what those are meant for. The Dutch are rumored to have a police force but they are too stoned to do anything useful with the exception of producing insane amounts of speeding tickets. Romans 1:30 "... inventors of evil things ..."
7. The Dutch have an ugly hat wearing silly excuse for a queen who is not even Dutch as both her husband, father and grandfather all were Nazis who escaped criminal prosecution by joining the royal family. To keep the family line pure her retarded son Alexander is married to Máxima Zorreguieta who personally shot thousands of Argentinian farmers before she was forced to escape into the royal family as well. No one in the Dutch royal family speaks Dutch. 1 Corinthians 6:9 "... inherit the kingdom ... adulterers ..."
8. The depraved little Dutch boy why is rumored to have used his finger to stop the flow of water from a dyke did not actually use his finger to achieve that... Romans 1:29 "... fornication ..."
9. Right after betraying Anne Frank at the end of the Second World War the Dutch immediately started to slaughter as many innocent women and children in Indonesia as possible. This ended after the Americans kicked the Dutch out and restored peace and prosperity in Indonesia. Romans 1:32 "... worthy of death ... have pleasure in them ..."

All people of Holland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

Darn it! I'm going to burn in hell because I'm part Dutch, British, Swedish, and Portuguese.
I mean is there Salvation for me? I don't want to burn in hell like those hippy atheists.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

Thank you Lord that I've found this wonderful site.

Here in Holland is all about sex & drugs, even the government site have banners that refer to sex & drugs.
There is a special Holland Google site, what you are looking for, always refer to sex & drugs.

I feel true Christian and I hope that God ever sent to the New Promised Land.

We're glad that your glad, but before you make more posts in here, please go the Introduction Forum and make a presentation of yourself.

[Willem Dick]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

Thank you Lord that I've found this wonderful site.

Here in Holland is all about sex & drugs, even the government site have banners that refer to sex & drugs.
There is a special Holland Google site, what you are looking for, always refer to sex & drugs.

I feel true Christian and I hope that God ever sent to the New Promised Land.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

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Ahhh yes, it's great to inform you that everything that has been said here about holland is completely wrong. Except maybe the soccer thing, but honestly, who cares.

No we are correct on everything.

Weed at the milk corner? Please...

From our understanding, pleases and a few bucks gets you milk and high. What a shame to do that to children.

Please answer this question: Do you folks consider yourself racists?

Oh my no we are not racist, why would you say such a horrid thing. We deplore racism.

[melkboer]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

Ahhh yes, it's great to inform you that everything that has been said here about holland is completely wrong. Except maybe the soccer thing, but honestly, who cares.

Weed at the milk corner? Please...

Please answer this question: Do you folks consider yourself racists?

[Didymus Much]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

You are so right. I'm from Holland and the devil is in this land the president. My own daughter has fallen to satan. She's 9 years old and pregnant...

Do you know the priest that did it?

[Angel82]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

You are so right. I'm from Holland and the devil is in this land the president. My own daughter has fallen to satan. She's 9 years old and pregnant. I can tell a lot of her age is having ***. It's not her fault because the devil is everuwhere in this country! You can buy weed by the LIDL ( supermarket ) by the milk corner. O lord save my country!

[James Dewitt]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

The original poster would be great as a stand-up comedian

You should laugh your way over to the Introduction Forum and start a thread.