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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22348

    #481
    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

    Originally posted by GodHasBeenSlain View Post
    If you actually would have taken the time to read the introduction thread in which I said Im from Sweden and not Netherlands
    My mistake.

    Swedish education must be absolutely horrible!
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • GodRapedMeAndILikeIt
      Confirmed Enemy of God
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      • Jun 2010
      • 4

      #482
      Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      My mistake.

      Swedish education must be absolutely horrible!
      Atleast we get to learn something about other countrys, instead of be like you selfish americans to only educate about youre own history. Thats why theres a billion reason of THE WORLD HATE AMERICA. Arrogant fucktard is what you all are. And why would God hate Holland?Why does God hate Sweden? Why does GOD hate every other country than america? I thought is here to love us all? Thats why you americans people are the most disturbed people in the world..

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #483
        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

        You're just jealous.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • GodRapedMeAndILikeIt
          Confirmed Enemy of God
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          • Jun 2010
          • 4

          #484
          Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          You're just jealous.
          OOH im jealous? Jealous of what? Youre arrogance or ignorance? Or both maybe huh? Am i jealous cause God left America along time ago cause he realized that there's no hope for them.

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          • Dirk
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 1425

            #485
            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

            Originally posted by GodRapedMeAndILikeIt View Post
            OOH im jealous? Jealous of what? Youre arrogance or ignorance? Or both maybe huh? Am i jealous cause God left America along time ago cause he realized that there's no hope for them.
            What makes you so sure God left America? I think America has left YOU!

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            • HardcoreCook
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              • Jun 2010
              • 14

              #486
              Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

              Guys, dont you get it?
              God cant hate. He is the all loving spirit.
              And what the hell do you have against Holland? Give me some real argumenst first instead of being so damn racist.
              If you never thought that God or Jesus couldnt ever hate, then oyure no treu Christian.

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22348

                #487
                Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                Originally posted by HardcoreCook View Post
                Guys, dont you get it? God cant hate. He is the all loving spirit. And what the hell do you have against Holland? Give me some real argumenst first instead of being so damn racist. If you never thought that God or Jesus couldnt ever hate, then oyure no treu Christian.
                It is you who doesn't have a clue whatsoever about what is in the Holy Bible. It is you who is not a True Christian™.

                God can hate!
                • Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
                • Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."
                • 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
                • Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
                • John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."
                Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 06-24-2010, 06:06 PM.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #488
                  Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                  Originally posted by HardcoreCook View Post
                  Guys, dont you get it?
                  God cant hate. He is the all loving spirit.
                  You clearly understand the true nature of The One True God, the problem you have is you think the people here are talking about him. They are not talking about The One True God they are talking about a mythical being from a collection of Fairy Tales, for The One True God is The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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                  • Dirk
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 1425

                    #489
                    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                    Originally posted by HardcoreCook View Post
                    Guys, dont you get it?
                    God cant hate. He is the all loving spirit.
                    And what the hell do you have against Holland? Give me some real argumenst first instead of being so damn racist.
                    If you never thought that God or Jesus couldnt ever hate, then oyure no treu Christian.
                    God is not a spirit, we don't believe in fairy tales. Seriously, are you into Wicca? With wicca you have elfes, spirits and orcs. You probably play Dungeons and Dragons along with your other heathen friends. Enjoy playing Dungeons and Dragons in hell!

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                    • R.Geus
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                      • Jun 2010
                      • 24

                      #490
                      Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                      Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                      God is not a spirit, we don't believe in fairy tales. Seriously, are you into Wicca? With wicca you have elfes, spirits and orcs. You probably play Dungeons and Dragons along with your other heathen friends. Enjoy playing Dungeons and Dragons in hell!
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                      That doesn't make me smile!

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                      • Landdown
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                        • Jun 2010
                        • 11

                        #491
                        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        It is you who doesn't have a clue whatsoever about what is in the Holy Bible. It is you who is not a True Christian™.

                        God can hate!

                        [snip]

                        Well now I've seen it all... Holland being gay and stoned, France being filthy frogs with arrogance beyond imagination and now a hating cod??? Those damned fish better not be planning on a global revolution for we might be dead in a very short time! Imagine all the cods n' trouts n' salmon to DOOM our race! If only GOD could have to the will to hate those fish we would be saved!

                        Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 06-24-2010, 06:05 PM.

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                        • R.Geus
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                          • Jun 2010
                          • 24

                          #492
                          Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                          Originally posted by Landdown View Post
                          Well now I've seen it all... Holland being gay and stoned, France being filthy frogs with arrogance beyond imagination and now a hating cod??? Those damned fish better not be planning on a global revolution for we might be dead in a very short time! Imagine all the cods n' trouts n' salmon to DOOM our race! If only GOD could have to the will to hate those fish we would be saved!

                          Ohhh a fish I thought he meant Call of Duty
                          That doesn't make me smile!

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                          • ChristianityIsALie
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                            • Jun 2010
                            • 1

                            #493
                            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                            CrankyOldMan, I'd like to invite you to come over to Holland, so you can see with your own eyes how the Netherlands is in real life. We even have English-spoken churches around here so you can here how Christianity is integrated in the Dutch society. I'm sure you will take back the crap you told in the OP.
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • Dirk
                              True Christian™
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 1425

                              #494
                              Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                              Originally posted by ChristianityIsALie View Post
                              CrankyOldMan, I'd like to invite you to come over to Holland, so you can see with your own eyes how the Netherlands is in real life. We even have English-spoken churches around here so you can here how Christianity is integrated in the Dutch society. I'm sure you will take back the crap you told in the OP.
                              I live in the Netherlands (but soon in the USA thank God!) and those "churches" you speak of is called mosk! You don't have churches, they are always empty! Christianity is not integrated in society, but Islam is! You even embrace Islam and see it as harmless, yet you do everything to break Christianity down. Why do you do that? Are you mooselimbs?

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                              • Landdown
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                                • Jun 2010
                                • 11

                                #495
                                Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                                Hey, atleast we dont defy God's identity by calling him a fish... just sayin' =/

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