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  • #76
    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!


    Holland is an insignificant country between Turkey and Poland filled with arrogant, bad smelling, cheese gobbling, blunt barbarians who spend all their time whining and complaining. Let’s make this crystal clear: Holland is the filthiest country in the world, bar none. The Dutch will all go to Hell twice.

    I'm sorry. Between Turkey and Poland u say? Open the atlas please, will you? The Netherlands is on the west side of Germany en north of Belgium. And if u say the Netherlands are in between those two countries, so are these: Portugal, Spain, France, Italy, Austria, Germany, Luxemburg, Belgium, Slovenia, UK, Hungary, Romania, Croatia, Greece, and some others I probably forgot.

    Psalm 63:9 "But those that seek my soul, to destroy it, shall go into the lower parts of the earth."
    1. The Dutch language is the only language in the world that doesn't have a word for virgin. In a country where drugs, postnatal abortion, gay marriage, prostitution and sex with children are all completely legal, the concept is simply completely unknown. They even have a political party "Christen Unie" which actively promotes sex with children! Psalm 9:17 "... into hell ... all the nations that forget God."

      The word for virgin is 'maagd'. So yeah, we do have a word for it.
      No, not all drugs are legal. We make a big difference between hard- and softdrugs.
      We allow a small amount of softdrugs like weed and hasj. All harddrugs such as xtc are strictly forbidden.
      You're right about gay marriage and abortion. I'm not against it.

      I can not imagine why you think sex with children is allowed in my county. That is the sickest thing i have ever heard.
      It is not allowed. You say the concept is completely unknown. Uhm, yeah because it's not true. haha.

      Why the hell do you think we would preach sex with children? Once again, I have never heard such a sick think.
      The 'Christen Unie' does not preach does things. Not one political party does.


    2. The Dutch are the only people in the world who think that the Dutch can play football. They never won anything, their most disastrous moment being 1974 when their players had so much sex and alcohol before the world cup final with Germany that they forgot to show up.

      If I am correct, you're talking about soccer. If so, we are one of the leading countries in the world in the world of soccer.
      Just to name a few: Cruijf, Gullit, Nistelrooy, Persie, Kuyt, Robben, vd Vaart et cetera.
      O, was this topic not about 'why god hates the Netherlands'? Soccer is a game. Get over it.

    3. The Dutch gay cowards army is the worst in the world. Whenever they get scared they simply run away no matter how many innocent people will die because of that. The Dutch claim to have an air force but no one has ever actually seen it in action. Their parliament has been debating whether or not to buy just a single military airplane for decades. Revelation 21:8 "... whoremongers ..."

      Uhm. You know we supported your 'war against so called terrorism'? Our troops are at the very moment in Afghanistan.
      The fact u say our army is gay, is just a worse joke. What makes you think that? Don't you think there are gay people in the us army? And if there are? So what. I can remember u guys call it 'don't ask, don't tell?

      In Sebrenica happend a lot of bad things, true. But that does not make a army wrong.
      What about the us army? Just to name two; Vietnam and the golfwar.

    4. The Dutch are always telling the rest of the world how to behave. No one ever listens. Matthew 24:51 "... hypocrites ..."

      What makes u say that?
      We are one of the founding fathers of the European Union. And yes, the Netherlands is a small country, so are influence is not as big as for example France and Germany

    5. The only people actually working in Holland are the Polish and the Turks. All other people are on welfare because they are too stoned to work. Geert Wilders, an Indonesian bisexual who dyed his hair blonde and wears blue contact lenses to look more like a German Nazi, is trying to change all this, but everyone is too stoned to notice. Proverbs 12:24 "... the lazy man ..."

      Sorry, just let me laugh before I respond to this nonsense.
      In the great economic years of 1970's we did let turkish do some work in our country. Also people from Spain and Greece. Just because we didn't got enough employes to do simple work. Nothing wrong with that.
      Same with the people of Poland, who do work on the land.

      And no, haha, not because we are to stoned. That just too funny.

      About Geert Wilders. He is part Indonesian. Not the whole 100%. He is not bisexual. What makes you think that? Just because he dyed he's hair? Why can't he? And no, it's not because he want to like as an Nazi. That's just wrong.
      I don't agree with Wilders, but there is a freedom of speech. We have to accept that. And does not wears bleu contacts, he has bleu eyes. haha
      .
    6. Since everything in Holland is legal, they have a lot of empty prisons. No one in Holland knows what those are meant for. The Dutch are rumored to have a police force but they are too stoned to do anything useful with the exception of producing insane amounts of speeding tickets. Romans 1:30 "... inventors of evil things ..."

      "since everything in Holland is legal" Wooo! When did that happen? So I can really do whatever I want and not get a ticket for it?
      O but wait, you say speeding tickets. So not everything is legal. I am confused....

      And about the prison cells. They are not empty.
    7. The Dutch have an ugly hat wearing silly excuse for a queen who is not even Dutch as both her husband, father and grandfather all were Nazis who escaped criminal prosecution by joining the royal family. To keep the family line pure her retarded son Alexander is married to Máxima Zorreguieta who personally shot thousands of Argentinian farmers before she was forced to escape into the royal family as well. No one in the Dutch royal family speaks Dutch. 1 Corinthians 6:9 "... inherit the kingdom ... adulterers ..."
    8. The depraved little Dutch boy why is rumored to have used his finger to stop the flow of water from a dyke did not actually use his finger to achieve that... Romans 1:29 "... fornication ..."

      The Dutch royals are just people of the Netherlands. No, they are not nazis. The rumor did go around about Bernhard, who supposed to had connections with the nazis. However that is never proved to be true.

      It's wrong to say that Maxima shot people personally. She did not do that.
      Her father committed those crimes. And he is not welcome in our county, so you know.
      You can't blame Maxima for the actions of her father.

      And you say not one of our royals speaks Dutch? Every single one of them. Please search on youtube our queen: toespraak beatrix.


    9. Right after betraying Anne Frank at the end of the Second World War the Dutch immediately started to slaughter as many innocent women and children in Indonesia as possible. This ended after the Americans kicked the Dutch out and restored peace and prosperity in Indonesia. Romans 1:32 "... worthy of death ... have pleasure in them ..."

      About Indonesia. It's was one of the old still standing imperials. Like you're country was one of the UK.
      The Netherlands founded New York you know. It actually means New Amsterdam.

      And we did not kill as much as innocent people. Again, what makes you think that?
      I don't blame the people of Indonesia to rise against the dutch government. We made mistakes. Everyone does. So does the USA.


    All people of Holland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
    I really think you have never ever left your country. I think you have never been in Europe!
    If you were, you did not have this silly, silly thoughts. You're so short minded. I really can not believe it.

    And here is a video about the drugs differences between my country and yours. You should see it.


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    • #77
      Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

      Originally posted by markfromholland View Post
      You sir are a lyer, and I can have proof to back it up. Im hoping your internetfilter wont call my site a pornsite since it does that with wikipedia. But how then am I suppost to convince you, if you wont listen.

      Proof: http://www.elsevier.nl/web/10189281/...tempo-leeg.htm
      I can't read Dutch! I am a teacher yes, but I teach at a school for international students so I only speak English.

      It says there are about 15.000 people in jail (2008), but its true we do have prisoncells free but we now use those for belgium prisoners or convert them into AZC ( where immigrants stay before they get papers/if they get papers )

      Here is more proof on the same subject:
      http://statline.cbs.nl/StatWeb/publication/?VW=T&DM=SLNL&PA=37264&D1=0-6&D2=0&D3=a&D4=0&D5=(l-9)-l&HD=090706-1319&HDR=G3,G1,G4&STB=T,G2

      Its the statistics of crime in our country. And also if you wont believe these sources I can say first hand we do lock people up.

      Wether or not its enough, thats a completely different discussion also beeing talked about at lenght here in the Netherlands.
      More Dutch sites, how do I know you're not lying to me? Your language is like an Englishmen with a heavy form of dyslexia.

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      • #78
        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

        Originally posted by Dirk View Post
        I can't read Dutch! I am a teacher yes, but I teach at a school for international students so I only speak English.


        More Dutch sites, how do I know you're not lying to me? Your language is like an Englishmen with a heavy form of dyslexia.
        Look up my internet IP, im sure the admins have done already since ive already receiver an infraction for who knows what.....
        That will proof im from the Netherlands, and we DO have education here. But I admit my english isnt perfect. Still you can understand it cant you ?

        Its Dutch sources yeah, cause the Dutch goverment and Dutch researchers Research Dutch issues. Or do you want the USA to do it for us ?

        As for reading it ? The first source you could use a internet translator, and since it only involves the numbers that should make it clear.

        The second source is only statistics about how many guys/woman we lock up for crimes, so that shouldnt be a problem if you can count.....

        -----------------------------------
        JUST IN:

        Did some research on this site and the 'church' and it seems I have fell for a divine revelation

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        • #79
          Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

          Poor markfromholland appears to be delusional, in addition to being damned.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • #80
            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

            Originally posted by markfromholland View Post
            -----------------------------------
            JUST IN:

            Did some research on this site and the 'church' and it seems I have fell for a divine revelation
            What are you talking about?

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            • #81
              Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

              GOD HATES US ALL


              WE DUTCH SHALL ALL BURN IN HELL

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              • #82
                Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                Originally posted by stan112 View Post
                No, not all drugs are legal. We make a big difference between hard- and softdrugs. We allow a small amount of softdrugs like weed and hasj. All harddrugs such as xtc are strictly forbidden.
                This is simply not true. Your government even has a special agency doing quality control for xtc distribution on parties.

                The 'Christen Unie' does not preach does things. Not one political party does.
                Did you bother to click the link I provided?

                we are one of the leading countries in the world in the world of soccer
                I assure you the rest of the planet disagrees. But there is a World Championship starting in a few days, so feel free to prove me wrong by winning something there.

                In Sebrenica happend a lot of bad things, true. But that does not make a army wrong.
                Actually it does. Running away when it becomes scary is not how an army should behave.

                The rumor did go around about Bernhard, who supposed to had connections with the nazis. However that is never proved to be true.
                Of course not. He got legal immunity for joining the royal family. Which is why he joined in the first place. He didn't even love his wife and had a separate real family with the women he actually loved. He had children with 3 women. He also abused his legal immunity to steal an insane amount of money in the Lockheed Bribery Scandal for which he, of course, never went to jail. His "punishment" was that he had to wear different clothes during official occasions.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • #83
                  Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                  Originally posted by monsterslag View Post
                  GOD HATES US ALL


                  WE DUTCH SHALL ALL BURN IN HELL


                  and i'm proud to be dutch, everything better than an ignorant religious fool, who lives his life by folling a book that was made up thousands of years ago...

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                  • #84
                    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                    Originally posted by Jack Sparrow View Post


                    and i'm proud to be dutch, everything better than an ignorant religious fool, who lives his life by folling a book that was made up thousands of years ago...
                    If you're talking about those Satanic versions such as New International Version and New Century Version then yes, it is the wrong book filled with nonsense!

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                    • #85
                      Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                      Originally posted by Jack Sparrow View Post


                      and i'm proud to be dutch, everything better than an ignorant religious fool, who lives his life by folling a book that was made up thousands of years ago...
                      I agree (well, not about the dutch part of course).
                      The only thing worse than a religious fool is an atheist. Fortunately, God brings many misguided lost souls to us and we use His divine guidance to steer the fools back on the path to religious enlightenment. As you well know, having a personal relationship with Jesus Christ is the best thing in the world. Nothing makes me happier than sharing my pentrating love for Him with all my friends, like you. Using the KJV1611 Bible (merely 400 years old, not like that really old packs of lies you were referring to) is a real eye opener, a Book you cannot put down until the end.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #86
                        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                        EVERY bible is wrong, so is the quran, and other religious books
                        alle made up stories, made up in a time when the people had to have some sort explanation voor everything
                        because they didn't have scientifical explanations, they just made up some stories

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                        • #87
                          Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                          Originally posted by Jack Sparrow View Post
                          EVERY bible is wrong, so is the quran, and other religious books
                          alle made up stories, made up in a time when the people had to have some sort explanation voor everything
                          because they didn't have scientifical explanations, they just made up some stories
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                          • #88
                            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                            Originally posted by Jack Sparrow View Post
                            EVERY bible is wrong, so is the quran, and other religious books
                            alle made up stories, made up in a time when the people had to have some sort explanation voor everything
                            because they didn't have scientifical explanations, they just made up some stories
                            Jack, a tear in the eye of Jesus at your words. I'd like you to back up with scripture, your wild claims. Failing that, photographs or eye witness accounts to the contray.
                            See Jack, you apparently are the omly person to think that way. Billions upon billions know otherwise. Why do you think that is, JacK? Hmmm?

                            Even the Nazi Al Einstein knew God was The Man. Just because you are fairly ignorant and uneducted is no excuse not the beleive in Him.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #89
                              Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                              Hmmm, Please, would you look at a map before hope to know where the Netherlands are?
                              It isn't next to poland nor turkey...

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                              • #90
                                Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                                For a second I believed you were serious about all this, then found out the whole forum is a true religion. Nice one

                                Off to rape a goat

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