[E. Johansson]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Why GOD HATES AMERICA!

What's ypur solution then? Nuke them all (incl. the USA)?

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

What's ypur solution then? Nuke them all (incl. the USA)?

Perhaps will happen when President Santorum takes office. Then all the Christians will be with Jesus and all the Swedes will be in Hell!

[E. Johansson]

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Honestly, I don't think that Santorum has a very good chance.

By god's grace - perhaps you people can try to educate your children - you can never put a price tag on loving your childs, no matter what's the cost!

Romney or Obama - that's just my suggestion, for a christian, either one is as bad.

Sincerely
Johansson

[Brother Enoch]

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Romney or Obama - that's just my suggestion, for a christian, either one is as bad.

Sincerely
Johansson

Okay, you've just shocked me!

You are absolutely correct, and I didn't think you Swiss were ever capable of being right. Obama the Kenyan Muslim or Romney the false Christian Mormon cultist are equally bad choices. Gingrich the Papist is a horrible choice too. Fortunately we have Santorum, Perry, Paul and Bachman in the race. When it becomes clear which of them is the best choice the Christian Right will rally around that person and assure them victory and the next presidency!

[Stubborn Bastard]

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This may be a little off-topic, but would it be considered a sin to love Sweden, or any other country, more than the USA? Would I face eternal damnation for being proud of my own country, if my country happens to be not America?

[Brother Enoch]

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This may be a little off-topic, but would it be considered a sin to love Sweden, or any other country, more than the USA? Would I face eternal damnation for being proud of my own country, if my country happens to be not America?

I can't see why it would. Delusions aren't sins, they're more of an affliction, and perhaps a punishment for earlier sins committed by you or by your ancestors. Even 'special' people like you can be saved though, so there is hope!

[Stubborn Bastard]

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I can't see why it would. Delusions aren't sins, they're more of an affliction, and perhaps a punishment for earlier sins committed by you or by your ancestors. Even 'special' people like you can be saved though, so there is hope!

So, you're saying that I'm being delussional for loving a country that is not USA? Interesting. I would say it is the other way around, how can you love a country that is filled with McDonald eating, incompetent fat people who's behavior really makes me sick of humanity? A country who's economy is going straight to HELL, have you looked at your financial debt? No, you, dear Sir, and all other US-loving people are being delussional, for not realising the fact that GOD simply cannot love such a country. Clearly, the allmighty have put his faith somewhere else, the sooner you will realize it, the better.

[PureNorseFury]

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It's because Sweden actually tolerates people for who they are, and wants no business in this zealous crap.

[Jedediah]

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It's because Sweden actually tolerates people for who they are, and wants no business in this zealous crap.

That's why your "country" is turning into a cesspool of sodomy and socialism. When your population dries up because you are all too busy shooting your seed into mens' rectums instead of your wives' ovaries, don't expect us to come bail you out. Don't expect us to rescue your unsaved asses like we did in WWII, surrender-monkeys.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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Mkey let me just try to grasp this... Cant find the words..
But okey ill give this a go!

I will keep this as simple as i can for all you.. well, creepy people..
thus i will not even try to reply agains all the allegations..

Meaningless,cry-baby, incoherent babble deleted................You know what? Im not gonna sit here and try to talk some sense in to you.. You people always stop listening when someone does not belive in christ or whatever you people pray to.. I wish i could, i really do.. But hey everyone gets to have an oppinion, and a religion.. But i just want to tell you sad people, if there is a god or whatever. And he hates us Swedes for being just that.. You can take your god and shove him so far up your poopers that he gets the privelige of tasting your meal.. You need help! All of you pathetic human beings.. Try to face the fact that you are alone on this piffleing planet, there is no afterlife.. And if there where YOU people would not be granted entry to Heaven or wherever.. Since your all a bunch of cynical, pathetic piffleing inbreads..


//A swedish soilder!

Obviously your Shwish education system has failed or you would certainly not be as mentally defivcient as you are. Then again, Sweden is cursed
already thus, I am not surprised when a mentally retardeed individual, such as yourself, wonders into this Godly forum without obeying the rules of the forum and introducing yourself....you heathen, retarded, piece of demon feces, trash!

Obey the forum rules before you post again and spare us from your homosexural language. Speech therapy can be provided to help rid you from the homertard lisp.

One cannot understand the Word of the Lord while reading through the cognitive linguistic mechanism of a homersexural lisp, for the Word of God is pure. It is no wonder that you Shwish are predominately homertards.

Proverbs
30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.

[theswedishnutsack]

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Hi, i would like to thank internet, god (the fictional person) and all of you forum members who make my working day go so much faster, you make a person with downs syndrome appear as intelligent in comparison. All of you idiots with avatar pictures - are those actually pictures of you? I am speaking to Rev. Edward Clement, Brother Enoch, Jedediah, Thomas Dalton, Redeemed (child)Rapist and last but not least the topic founder Cranky old man. Please tell me it's true, that would be hilarious. Do you have any youtube channels i could visit where you preach, perform exorcism in true WWE fake wrestling fashion etc, or is that only in the comedy movies about the insane people in the american bible belt? Don't hesitate to paste them while i'll go grab some popcorn and a ton of napkins to dry my tears! I am truly fascinated about the mass psychosis going around here and happy that Satan and Ingvar Kamprad brought me here to have a moment with you.

[Messiah666]

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What would happen if we get down on our knees and pray to God in this way:

Dear God, almighty, all-powerful, all-loving creator of the universe, we pray to you to cure every case of cancer on this planet tonight. We pray in faith, knowing you will bless us as you describe in Matthew 7:7, Matthew 17:20, Matthew 21:21, Mark 11:24, John 14:12-14, Matthew 18:19 and James 5:15-16. In Jesus' name we pray, Amen.
We pray sincerely, knowing that when God answers this completely heartfelt, unselfish, non-materialistic prayer, it will glorify God and help millions of people in remarkable ways.
Will anything happen? No. Of course not.

This is very odd. Jesus makes specific promises in the Bible about how prayer is supposed to work. Jesus says in many different places that he and God will answer your prayers. And Christians believe Jesus -- according to this recent article, "54% of American adults believe the Bible is literally true." In some areas of the country the number goes as high as 75%.

If the Bible is literally true, then something is seriously amiss. Simply look at the facts. In Matthew 7:7 Jesus says:

Ask, and it will be given you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. For every one who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened. Or what man of you, if his son asks him for bread, will give him a stone? Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a serpent? If you then, who are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give good things to those who ask him!
If "every one who asks receives", then if we ask for cancer to be cured, it should be cured. Right? If "our Father who is in heaven gives good things to those who ask him", then if we ask him to cure cancer, he should cure it. Right? And yet nothing happens.
In Matthew 17:20 Jesus says:

For truly, I say to you, if you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move; and nothing will be impossible to you.
If "nothing will be impossible to you", then if we ask to cure cancer tonight, cancer should disappear. Right? Yet nothing happens. Note that if we take the Bible less-than-literally here, the statement "nothing will be impossible to you" becomes "lots of things will be impossible to you," and that would mean that Jesus is lying.
In Matthew 21:21:

I tell you the truth, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and it will be done. If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.
If "you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer", then if we ask to cure cancer tonight, cancer should dissappear. Right? Yet nothing happens. Note again that there is not a non-literal way to interpret "you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer", unless you replace "whatever" with "nothing" or "little."
The message is reiterated Mark 11:24:

Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.
If God says, "believe that you have received it, and it will be yours," and if we believe in God and his power, then what should happen if we pray to cure cancer tonight? It should be cured. Either that, or God is lying.
In John chapter 14, verses 12 through 14, Jesus tells all of us just how easy prayer can be:

"I tell you the truth, anyone who has faith in me will do what I have been doing. He will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father. And I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Son may bring glory to the Father. You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it." [ref]
Look at how direct this statement is: "You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it." This is the "Son of God" speaking. Have we taken him "too literally?" No. This is a simple, unambiguous statement. Have we taken his statement "out of context?" No - Jesus uses the word anyone. Yet Jesus' statement is obviously false. Because when we ask God to cure cancer tonight, nothing happens.
We see the same thing over and over again...

In Matthew 18:19 Jesus says:

Again I say to you, if two of you agree on earth about anything they ask, it will be done for them by my Father in heaven. For where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I in the midst of them.
In James 5:15-16 the Bible says:
And the prayer offered in faith will make the sick person well; the Lord will raise him up. If he has sinned, he will be forgiven. Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous man is powerful and effective.
In Mark 9:23:
All things are possible to him who believes.
In Luke 1:37:
For with God nothing will be impossible.
Nothing could be simpler or clearer than Jesus' promises about prayer in the Bible. Yet, when we pray to eliminate cancer, nothing happens.
And keep in mind that this is Jesus talking here. These are not the words of human beings. These are not the words of "inspired" human beings. These are supposedly the words of God himself, incarnated in a human body. Jesus is supposed to be a perfect, sinless being. And yet, it is obvious that Jesus is lying. What Jesus says is clearly incorrect.


Jesus is supposed to be God. God is supposed to be perfect.
When Jesus speaks, he should speak the truth.
Yet when we look at what Jesus says about prayer,
he is clearly lying.
If you would like additional proof, gather a million faithful believers together into a giant prayer circle. Have them all pray together in Jesus' name that God cures every case of cancer on the planet tomorrow. Pray sincerely, knowing that when God answers this completely heartfelt, unselfish, non-materialistic prayer, it will glorify God and help millions of people in remarkable ways. Now, we certainly have two or more people gathered together, and they have asked in Jesus' name, and we have not one but a million faithful believers who, by definition, have faith and believe. We have fulfilled every one of Jesus' requirements.

Will Jesus answer the prayer now? Of course not. Your prayer will go unanswered, in direct defiance to Jesus' promises in the Bible. In fact, if you pray for anything that is impossible, your prayer will always go unanswered.

If you are an intelligent, rational human being, all of the examples mentioned above show you that the God of the Bible is imaginary. What Jesus says about prayer in the Bible clearly is not true.


Oh and by the way. How did the Rapture go?

[Messiah666]

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Have you ever thought about the offering plate in church? If God is real, why do they have to pass it? If you read these verses in the Bible, you can see that God claims to be extremely powerful and willing to answer any prayer:

Matthew 7:7
Matthew 17:20
Matthew 21:21
Mark 11:24
John 14:12-14
Matthew 18:19
Mark 9:23
Luke 1:37
Now consider this: Why don't the ministers and deacons of the church gather together every Sunday morning and pray to Jesus for the money they need? Why doesn't Jesus answer their prayers? Why do churches have to beg for money from mere mortals when there is an immortal, all-powerful God who should provide anything they ask for? Here is what "God" is saying:
Pray to me for anything and I will hear and answer your prayers. I say it in dozens of places in the Bible, but I like the way I say it in Mark 11:24 the best: "Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours." Anything you need -- money, love, happiness, you name it -- I am here to provide it for you.
Now, there is just one thing I need in return. I need your money. I need lots of your money. The Bible specifies that you tithe ten percent of your income to me, but think of that as a starting point. Feel free to give more!

Because even though I created the universe and everything in it, and even though I will give you everything you ask for in prayer, I can't give a cent to any church, ever. When they pass the offering plate at church, be sure to give generously!

This, of course, is ridiculous.
The reason why they pass the offering plate at church is because God is imaginary.

[Messiah666]

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Notice that you ignore Jesus
Jesus made a number of very clear statements about money and wealth in the Bible. For example:

Matthew 6:19

Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal; but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.
Luke 14:33
Any of you who does not give up everything he has cannot be my disciple.
Matthew 6:24
No one can serve two masters; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or else he will be loyal to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and Money.
Matthew 19:21-24
Jesus answered, "If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me." When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth. Then Jesus said to his disciples, "I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."
Matthew 19:28-29
Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, at the renewal of all things, when the Son of Man sits on his glorious throne, you who have followed me will also sit on twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel. And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or children or fields for my sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life.
Luke 9:23-25
Then he said to them all: "If anyone would come after me, he must deny himself and take up his cross daily and follow me. For whoever wants to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for me will save it. What good is it for a man to gain the whole world, and yet lose or forfeit his very self?
Matt 13: 22
The one who received the seed that fell among the thorns is the man who hears the word, but the worries of this life and the deceitfulness of wealth choke it, making it unfruitful.
Hebrews 13:5
Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said, "Never will I leave you; never will I forsake you."
Phil 2:3
Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit, but in humility consider others better than yourselves.
Acts 2:44-45
All the believers were together and had everything in common. Selling their possessions and goods, they gave to anyone as he had need.
The message is clear. If you want to follow Jesus, you need to "sell your possessions and give to the poor." It is a very simple message, and easy to do. Have you done it? The fact that you are reading this page would indicate that you have not. Chances are you own a computer, pay for an Internet connection every month, live in a home or apartment, have a car, etc. In other words, you live a life at a level of wealth unimaginable in Jesus' time. Meanwhile, billions of people on the planet live in startling, abject poverty.
Why don't you sell everything and follow Jesus, as he requests in the Bible? The reason is simple: Jesus and God are imaginary, and you know it. If Jesus were real, you would do what he says.

[Messiah666]

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Count all the people God wants to murder
If you look in the Bible, there are an amazing number of people that God wants his followers to murder. For example, in Exodus 35:2 God lays down this commandment:

For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death.
Think about that how many people work on the Sabbath -- all the employees of Wal-Mart, Target, Best Buy, Home Depot, Linnens & things, grocery stores, convenience stores, power plants, airlines, hospitals, emergency services and on and on and on. Don't rabbis, priests and preachers work on the Sabbath? God wants all of them dead.
Then look at Deut 21:18-21. It says:

If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey his father and mother, who does not heed them when they discipline him, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his town at the gate of that place. They shall say to the elders of his town, ‘This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of the town shall stone him to death. So you shall purge the evil from your midst; and all Israel will hear, and be afraid.
That is a whole lot of teenagers that we need to kill.
Then there is Leviticus 20:13:

If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their blood is upon them.
All homosexuals need to be killed. What about this:
If a man commits adultery with the wife of his neighbour, both the adulterer and the adulteress shall be put to death.
That's a lot of people who need to be killed.
In other words, if we actually listened to what God says, we would need to kill at least half of the people in America tomorrow. After all, Isaiah 40:8 says, "The grass withers, the flower fades; but the word of our God will stand for ever." The word of the Lord tells us to kill half of the U.S. population.

There are two things in this that show you that God is imaginary. First there is the utter stupidity of these verses. Second, there is this fact: If God is an all-powerful being, he would kill them himself. There would be no need for people to do the murdering. These people would already be dead, and Wal-Mart would be closed on the Sabbath through lack of employees.

Notice that believers completely ignore these parts of the Bible. That is because they know that the verses are insane. By acknowledging that their God is insane, they prove that their God is imaginary.