[TravisDK]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I do not need my own church, i have what i need.

Me friends does not like this place. So they will not be here.

You misunderstood me there... I was suggesting that you create your own website with your own forum, then you can write whatever you want without being a nuisance to the True Christians™ here

[Gaps]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Now that was a bit rude, Grapes. We are only trying to help you see the Truth©.

Do you think? Well i think too, but no one is nice to me inhere, so why bother?!

If you have what you need, then why are you here?

Read my introducion

I'm sorry to hear that all of your friends are devilspawn. I understand now, why it's so hard for you to let Jesus fill you up with his tremendous loving spirit.

No my friend just thinks your all morons, but i dont.

You misunderstood me there... I was suggesting that you create your own website with your own forum, then you can write whatever you want without being a nuisance to the True Christians™ here

I do not need my own forum. Is that better for you?

[4theist r cool]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I have one of those handy camping knives. I think it's time to get rid of it.

THOSE ARE SWISS KNIVES YOU SON OF A WHORE
not swedish apparently Jesus fucked you in the head cuz u cant think u ignorant basterd

[Brother Temperance]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

THOSE ARE SWISS KNIVES YOU SON OF A WHORE

I'm pretty sure you're making that up. The Swiss have never been in a war, so why would they need weapons? If it was a Swiss knife, it'd be made out of nazi gold and have a bit for opening toblerones, and I imagine a cuckoo would probably come out of it once every hour. Swedish knives doesn't do that, therefore they're Swedish.

[UnholyDoofuss]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

First of my words will be written in red! Text taken away are marked with "..." because I see no need to use them. It has been used this way by Cranky old man and I by that reason I will use it like I feel!

10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

(First of this is not the Swedish flag but the Danish. Sweden holds blue squares and a golden cross. A flag over 1000 years!

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1. ... Can't say I really can disagree or think it be of any use.
   
2. ...
   
3. Being jealous of the huge Swedish gay community, Abba star Agnetha Fältskog invented backdoor sex between males and females. She created an entirely new pornographic industry that way and directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..." Now first it was a gay man and a monkey now a singer. Take a pick and I doubt God would be wrong when it was first told formt he church to be a gay man. At least that's what a catholic priest told me!
   
4. ... Not my favourite actress as well.
5. Even long after America defeated Germany in WWII, Sweden practiced eugenics to defy God and improve the Swedish race. It took until 1971 until America finally forced Sweden to stop playing God and end this horrible practice. The Danish author Astrid Lindgren (Swedish old man, She was Swedish and now she is burried in Swedish ground.) created Pippi Longstocking as a protest against these practices. Romans 8:19-21 "... the bondage of corruption ..."
6. As a side effect of the eugenics as practiced in Sweden a lot of Swedish males lost their balls. They get compensation for that though. Swedish women go all over the world to find males who still have their balls. Matthew 19:12 "... were made eunuchs of men ..." Would you believe me if I told you this was actually just a lie?
   
7. Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide. Sweden even has suicide clinics where people who no longer want to delay their one way trip to the fires of Hell can commit suicide. Switzerland you moron, Death aid as it's called it's strictly forbidden in Sweden. Do you at over 70 years old not know the difference of 2 countries. Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill."
8. Sweden has completely integrated its pornographic industry with its religious activities. It is quite common for Pastors to have threesomes during ceremonies. Which church are we talking about? I can't remember that! Unless you talk about those wierd sects that have incest and one guy have sex with all the women, yet wait...those we find in USA. My bad! Ephesians 3:16 "That he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man;"
9. When the Christian Pastor Åke Green tried to save innocent souls from eternal damnation to Hell by pointing out that being gay is evil, he immediately got arrested by IKEA's police forces. SÄPO? Well they are not controlled by IKEA! IKEA doesn't hold any power in Sweden, we just want you to think they do! With this arrest of Åke Green, the Swedes have allowed their filthy sodomite agenda to be completely fulfilled. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
10. Sweden has SAAB, a huge car industry, owned by a small Dutch nail factory, that produces completely worthless cars. For most SAABs the only way to get them to actually drive is a matter of making a hole in the bottom of the car and walking to where you want to go. This is also the cause of the insanely low speed limits in Sweden. SAAB is in most ways better then FORD, not talking about safety! Also I do believe that many roads in USA have lower speed limits then Sweden. Fun huh? Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... wicked imaginations ..."

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[TravisDK]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I simply had to revive this thread again.

I haven't been online for a while because I have been on a mission in Sweden.

And even though you (Cranky) have some really good points in the original post, you don't know how bad it REALLY is.


Every swede I saw was under the influence of drugs. They all had this disgusting piece of black goo under their upper lip. Not even did it make their teeth discolored, it also gave them a tremendously silly looking facial expression. This black goo is known as snus and is a neuro-stimulant along the lines of heroine and is probably necessary for them simply to get through their every day lives. Indeed a filthy habit.

I was presented with the opportunity to visit a typical swedish family in their own home, and thought it would be a good oppertunity to teach them about the word of our Lord and Saviour™. But when I first entered their red wooden house I immediately realised the magnitude of the task lying ahead.
They had copies of the satanic book everywhere. You really have no idea just how IKEA-infested that country is.
A few minutes after my arrival, the man of the house left "to go shopping" as he said. It turns out he was going to a local shop called 'systembolaget' which is basically a supermarket selling nothing but alcohol. When he returned I carefully mentioned the Holy Bible© and they all started laughing and opening bottles of alcohol... even their 11 year old daughter.

Later that evening the entire family was very intoxicated and at some point i looked out their living room windows and saw the father of the family doing things to one of their sheep that I can't bring my self to describe here. Let's just say his pants were around his ancles.

Swedish women, harlots would be more accurate, are all blondes with an animal like need for sex. I actually spent more time fighting of devilishly good looking swedish girls throwing themselves at me than actually preaching the words of God®.
I never really got past Gemini 1:12 before they had taken their clothes of, offering me their bodies
Needless to say I resisted all of their attempts

And then there's their hair... Most of the swedish men have long hair which makes them look very feminine. I'm now convinced that Cranky is right about the level of homersexuality in that God forsaken country.



I'm now safely back in Denmark, and even though this is a truly evil nation I'm starting to believe that Sweden is even worse

[afveth]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I agree completely. Of all the God-hating countries in northern Europe, Sweden is by far the worst. The only country that even comes close in dogmatism is Russia.

In Sweden, they celebrate the new year with human sacrifice and bestiality. While it is true that about 80% of the Swedes belong to the church, the actions of those people tell whole other stories. According to several studies, the 2% of the Swedes that actually attend church, only go there to get drunk, masturbate and have Satanic orgies. The other 78% are busy hating God and trolling the internet. In fact, there will probably be several Swedes in this very thread saying that what you're saying is not true. They'll go to ridiculous lengths to get their false point across.

Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

God teaches us to be wary of these people.

What a crap.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

What a crap.

That's not a very good argument. If you had any evidence to support your claim, you'd have posted it; the fact that you haven't just shows that you can't refute God's truth.

[afveth]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Did you click on the link I provided? It explains in great detail why the KJV1611 Holy Bible is perfect.

According to the DoF you are from Denmark.

I never went to school, like most True Christians™ I am home schooled. But my father drew me a map with all the countries and all the flags when I was a child so I am 100% sure my information is accurate.

That explains a lot.

[johnny101]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

First of all, I live in Sweden, and there is just too much bullshit in that piece of text. Someone's gotta correct it, right? The flag is not the swedish flag, it's the DANISH flag. Hint: The swedish flag is yellow and blue. Okay, let's deal with this. 1) You say "THEY ARE DEMONIC". Well, convince me? You didn't actually give an example on how. If you can't actually prove it, then stop talking bullshit. 3) She didn't invent backdoor sex. Backdoor sex has been practiced long before 1970. Oh, by the way! "A 2009 study of American college undergraduates, the large majority heterosexual, found that one in four reported having had anal sex,[2] while the figures for the general population range between thirty and forty percent. (wikipedia)" So I guess you americans are all going to hell as well. 4) God hates Sweden because we have had a bad actress? 6) While the eugenics part is true, there are still a lot of males WITH balls, so they don't have to go to other places just to get laid. Think about it. 7) So suicide is okay if it kills your enemies, huh? Wow, so it's okay to be a suicide bomber now too, huh? Because apparently, everyone else who isn't a True Christian (trademark? You put the trademark stamp on that too? Jesus...) 8) This is 100 % raw, undiluted BULLSHIT. They only have these kind of piffleed up cults in the US, like yours! Do you worship snakes as well? 9) IKEA sells furniture, they don't have a task force. 10) This is by far the most ridiculous statement. So, god HATES SWEDEN for manufacturing BAD CARS? You do realize how stupid this sounds? And someone said that he or she would get rid of a Victorinox knife. It's from Switzerland, you idiot. Stupid americans. Thank god that I don't live in the US. Have fun in hell guys! // J

[James Dewitt]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

First of all, I live in Sweden, and there is just too much bullshit in that piece of text. Someone's gotta correct it, right? The flag is not the swedish flag, it's the DANISH flag. Hint: The swedish flag is yellow and blue. Okay, let's deal with this. 1) You say "THEY ARE DEMONIC". Well, convince me? You didn't actually give an example on how. If you can't actually prove it, then stop talking bullshit. 3) She didn't invent backdoor sex. Backdoor sex has been practiced long before 1970. Oh, by the way! "A 2009 study of American college undergraduates, the large majority heterosexual, found that one in four reported having had anal sex,[2] while the figures for the general population range between thirty and forty percent. (wikipedia)" So I guess you americans are all going to hell as well. 4) God hates Sweden because we have had a bad actress? 6) While the eugenics part is true, there are still a lot of males WITH balls, so they don't have to go to other places just to get laid. Think about it. 7) So suicide is okay if it kills your enemies, huh? Wow, so it's okay to be a suicide bomber now too, huh? Because apparently, everyone else who isn't a True Christian (trademark? You put the trademark stamp on that too? Jesus...) 8) This is 100 % raw, undiluted BULLSHIT. They only have these kind of piffleed up cults in the US, like yours! Do you worship snakes as well? 9) IKEA sells furniture, they don't have a task force. 10) This is by far the most ridiculous statement. So, god HATES SWEDEN for manufacturing BAD CARS? You do realize how stupid this sounds? And someone said that he or she would get rid of a Victorinox knife. It's from Switzerland, you idiot. Stupid americans. Thank god that I don't live in the US. Have fun in hell guys! // J

Why all the hate friend? Man we love people around here.
Is it our fault that Gods hates your country, NO, so don't take it out on us. We are but a small peaceful congregation of Baptist Christians. Its not our fault that you make crappy cars is it? Is it out fault that most of the prostitutes in the world are Swedish? Friend can I share the word of God with you? Great here is one of my favorite passages.
Romans 1:26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.



Gosh I love that one. Do you have a favorite?

[johnny101]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Why all the hate friend? Man we love people around here.
Is it our fault that Gods hates your country, NO, so don't take it out on us. We are but a small peaceful congregation of Baptist Christians. Its not our fault that you make crappy cars is it? Is it out fault that most of the prostitutes in the world are Swedish? Friend can I share the word of God with you? Great here is one of my favorite passages.
Romans 1:26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.



Gosh I love that one. Do you have a favorite?

I'm just curious, who actually told you god hates Sweden? Is it written in the bible which you follow letter by letter? And, here's one for you to think about:

Matthew 7:1 "Do not judge, or you too will be judged."

Think about that one for a moment. You guys do judge, and you WILL be judged, according to the bible.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

=johnny101;608142]

I'm just curious, who actually told you god hates Sweden? Is it written in the bible which you follow letter by letter? And, here's one for you to think about:

Start at post #1 of this thread, thank you for being lazy.

Matthew 7:1 "Do not judge, or you too will be judged."

Think about that one for a moment. You guys do judge, and you WILL be judged, according to the bible

So you are saying we can not judge, correct? Do you ever read the Bible? Of course you don't other wise you would not say such silly things.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1st Corinthians 6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
1st Corinthians 6:5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
1st Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.

[afveth]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Nice to know that God hates Amerika 300x times than Sweden. Thanks God.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Nice to know that God hates Amerika 300x times than Sweden. Thanks God.

Why are you derailing this thread? Everyone knows that America is God's favorite.