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  • Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden

    I want all of you True Christian(tm) Americans to drop to your knees right now, and give thanks to Jesus that He rewarded you by making you one of His own. You could have been born in Godless Sweden, and had THIS false Christian pervert as your pastor.

    Threesome assault pastor defrocked

    A pastor convicted of assaulting his ex-wife following sex games with a male acquaintance has been relieved of his duties by his employer, the Church of Sweden.

    The man's ex-wife, who is also a pastor, has also received a written warning - the mildest form of disciplinary measure in the church's arsenal. A warning may be issued to employees guilty of one-off transgressions or for engaging in actions that may constitute an "unacceptable lifestyle" in the eyes of the church.

    The church's internal investigation revealed that the couple, "in conjunction with alcohol consumption, entered into so-called threesome intercourse involving themselves and another person with whom they were previously unacquainted."

    In a statement, the church explained that the pastor's assault conviction meant he had "damaged the reputation a priest should have".

    The Church of Sweden pastor, his wife, and another male acquaintance assembled in June for a meal and drinks. After the meal, the three then moved to the sauna, at which point they began to engage in a series of sex games.

    According to court documents, the pastor became enraged when his wife began erasing pictures of the threesome’s deeds which had been taken using a mobile telephone camera.

    The minister then attacked his wife by slamming her head into a wall and putting his hands around her throat.

    "I am sorry about what happened with these two priests and hope the professional help they receive will be important to them in terms of their identity and Christian faith," said Bishop Caroline Krook in a statement.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden

    Good Lord!

    I first thought the pastor assaulted sinners who were engaging in vile so called "threesome" acts. Even though he's hellbound and Eurotrash anyway, at least that would have made sense.

    But no... he and his wife and ... and... yuck and double yuck.

    Remind me to never take a sauna or steambath with two Swedish pastors. Not that I ever would, of course.

    They were even PROUD of their sins, and he only got mad after she was destroying the evidence.

    Expect a tsunami in Indonesia soon.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • #3
      Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      I want all of you True Christian™ Americans to drop to your knees right now, and give thanks to Jesus that He rewarded you by making you one of His own. You could have been born in Godless Sweden, and had THIS false Christian pervert as your pastor.
      "blah, blah, blah," said Bishop Caroline Krook
      Vile, disgusting, corrupt, an abomination, degenerate and affront to God - blasphemy! A woman bishop!!!
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      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • #4
        Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        A woman bishop!!!
        Good heavens! It must be called the Church of the Addle Brained Saints.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • #5
          Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden

          So, now Swedes are going to burn in Hell? Who are you, Fred Phelps?

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          • #6
            Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden

            Their country is shaped like a penis, for Heaven's sake.


            What more proof of God's hatred do you need? It's like God telling us, "Here's where I put the dicks." Indeed, the only nation God hates more, for obvious reasons, is Denmark.

            Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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            • #7
              Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden

              I am new to these forums, and I found this thread while googling. I am simply wondering why God hates Sweden, and how come a woman can't be a bishop?. Just because I am a Swedish Male, born in Sweden I deserve to burn in hell?. I don't understand the criterias that decide wether or not I will burn in hell, because I am a Prothestant, and an active christian.


              Kind Regdards,

              Jonas

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              • #8
                Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden

                Originally posted by JonasLund View Post
                I am simply wondering why God hates Sweden,
                Sweden is the homosexual capital of the world. Give me a single reason why God should not hate such a country?
                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                and how come a woman can't be a bishop?
                Because Jesus says so in the Bible...
                1 Timothy 2:12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.
                . Just because I am a Swedish Male, born in Sweden I deserve to burn in hell?
                You will surely be cast into hell unless you repent of your sins and turn over to True Christianity™.
                Psalm 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
                I don't understand the criterias that decide wether or not I will burn in hell, because I am a Prothestant, and an active christian.
                You will burn in hell simply because you are NOT a Christian. A True Christian™ would follow the entire Bible and not just his favorite bits.
                James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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                2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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                • #9
                  Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden

                  How do I become a True Christian™?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden

                    Originally posted by JonasLund View Post
                    How do I become a True Christian™?
                    Dr. Jones already answered that question for you: by following the entire Bible and not just bits and pieces.

                    I suggest that you start reading now if you truly wish to avoid roasting in hell.
                    PROOF: America in the Bible!
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                    The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden

                      But where shall I turn? I cannot do it all on my own, is there any church nearby that can help me?

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                      • #12
                        Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden

                        Originally posted by JonasLund View Post
                        But where shall I turn? I cannot do it all on my own, is there any church nearby that can help me?
                        I would suggest that you seek out your nearest baptist church and get yourself baptized immediately.
                        Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
                        Preaching The Word and rebuking sinners is also an important factor in your Salvation™.
                        2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
                        How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
                        The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
                        How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
                        God HATES Carbon Dating

                        2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden

                          Is there any possibility to be baptized by a church that Landover Baptist Church has approved? Or is any baptist church okay?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden

                            Originally posted by JonasLund View Post
                            Is there any possibility to be baptized by a church that Landover Baptist Church has approved? Or is any baptist church okay?
                            There are Baptist churches in Sweden.
                            Use google if you can't find one in the "telefonkatalogen".
                            "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                            John 8:32

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                            • #15
                              Re: Further Evidence That God Hates Sweden

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              I want all of you True Christian™ Americans to drop to your knees right now, and give thanks to Jesus that He rewarded you by making you one of His own. You could have been born in Godless Sweden, and had THIS false Christian pervert as your pastor.
                              Says you. my country has top 1 porn industry in the world and i am proud of it.

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