[KristnaKyrkan]

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Even Somalis and Nigerians?

Well, yeah, since god has punished them for being black. We allow them into our sanctum

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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We all know that good people go to valhalla

"Valhalla" is Danish for hell. And if you think you aren't headed there, you're in for a big surprise.

[Didymus Much]

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...We all know that good people go to valhalla

If you die in battle with the infidel you go to Valhalla, right?

Doesn't that sound a little familiar? Do you get 72 virgins there, too?

And the name, Valh-ALLAH. Hmmmmm....

Terrorist.

[KristnaKyrkan]

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And the name, Valh-ALLAH. Hmmmmm....

Terrorist.

That must be some of the most delusional crap i've ever heard.

Also: "Valhalla" is Danish for hell. And if you think you aren't headed there, you're in for a big surprise

That is some pretty messed up make up information. Valhalla is not even danish. Heck, Valhalla is the english name for it! Valhall(danish word, two norse words put together) is old norse for Valorous Sanctum.
Please, i thought you guys werent allowed to make up information?

[Brother Enoch]

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That must be some of the most delusional crap i've ever heard.

Also: "Valhalla" is Danish for hell. And if you think you aren't headed there, you're in for a big surprise

That is some pretty messed up make up information. Valhalla is not even danish. Heck, Valhalla is the english name for it! Valhall(danish word, two norse words put together) is old norse for Valorous Sanctum.
Please, i thought you guys werent allowed to make up information?

Why do you hate baby Jesus so much, friend?

[Proud Faroese]

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Why do Swedish people have to be so cruel and heartless???

I SERIOUSLY think its about time that America declares war on Sweden

[Proud Faroese]

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It's Americas job to spread freedom around the world, i think that makes Sweden a perfect country to declare war on

http://freesweden.net/politics_index.html

Now you know why there arent any Christians in Sweden, its because its illegal to be a Christian in Sweden

[Richard Bancroft]

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Life in Sweden is so retched that even the animals are turning to alcohol to escape from the Godless drudgery!

Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg

A homeowner in southern Sweden got a shock when he found a drunken elk stuck in his neighbour's apple tree.
The moose was apparently on the hunt for fermenting apples when she lost her balance and became trapped in the tree.
Per Johansson, from Saro near Gothenburg, found the elk making a roaring noise in the garden next door.
He called the emergency services, who helped him free the boozed-up beast by sawing off branches. She spent the night recovering in the garden.
The next day she took herself off into the woods with her hangover.
Drunken elk are not an uncommon sight in Sweden during autumn, when there are plenty of apples about.
Other residents of Saro had seen the elk on the loose in the preceding days.
Mr Johansson said the elk appeared to be sick, drunk, or "half-stupid", the Associated Press reported.

[MisterM]

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From my experiences with swiss, I would say that the homeowner gave elk the alcohol and it ended to the tree while he was fornicating with it.
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[Alphonse Alban]

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From my experiences with swiss, I would say that the homeowner gave elk the alcohol and it ended to the tree while he was fornicating with it.

I hope the moose and the owner were stoned.
Blood is on their hands!

Leviticus 20:15-16 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

[Proud Faroese]

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Heard about the Swiss "Freedom to Roam"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_to_roam#Sweden

In Sweden allemansrätten (lit. "everyman's right") is a freedom granted by the Constitution of Sweden. Since 1994 the Instrument of Government says that notwithstanding the right to own property "everyone shall have access to nature in accordance with allemansrätten".[6] What this means is not further explicated on in the constitution, and only sparsely in other legislation.[7] The concept was introduced in the 1940s as a customary law. With the increased living standard in Sweden during the early 20th century—and with the introduction of mandatory holidays—the government wanted to encourage outdoor access and a healthy lifestyle for its citizens.[8] As in other Nordic countries, the Swedish right to roam comes with an equal emphasis being placed upon the responsibility to look after the countryside; the maxim is "do not disturb, do not destroy".
Allemansrätten gives a person the right to access, walk, cycle, ride, ski, and camp on any land—with the exception of private gardens, the immediate vicinity of a dwelling house and land under cultivation. Restrictions apply for nature reserves and other protected areas. It also gives the right to pick wild flowers, mushrooms and berries (provided one knows they are not legally protected), but not to hunt in any way. Swimming in any lake and putting an unpowered boat on any water is permitted unless explicitly forbidden. Visiting beaches and walking by a shoreline is permitted, providing it is not a part of a garden or within the immediate vicinity of a residence (legally defined as the hemfridszon). According to legal practice this is between 100 to 300 metres from a dwelling house.[9] To better protect access to water and the right to walk along beaches, it is since 1975 generally not permitted to build a new house near (generally 100 m) from a beach and/or shoreline.[10]
Fishing remains essentially private—apart from on the biggest five lakes and the coast of the Baltic Sea, the Sound, Kattegat and Skagerrak. Access to land by means of motor vehicles is prohibited. It is not permitted to drive a car on a private road, or to camp in a caravan on such roads, or on private parking places. This means in reality that caravan camping is best done on camping places (or rest areas along roads, even though it is not recommended). At certain times of the year, and with certain restrictions, both small camp-fires and unleashed dogs are permitted. It is allowed to put up a tent on any land that is not a private garden for one night, even without permission.
Exercise of the rights is overseen by the Environmental Protection Agency—which can, for example, force the removal of a fence if it obstructs people's right to enter the property under allemansrätten.

[Dan U. Holier]

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From my experiences with swiss, I would say that the homeowner gave elk the alcohol and it ended to the tree while he was fornicating with it.

I’m not sure about alcohol - for what I heard swiss are very avaricious – but I’m sure he didn’t miss the opportunity. The same goes for (apparently) firefighters; there couldn’t have been any other reason they came along. For God’s sake, it’s an elk not a fire!

[taanach]

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Hello fellow humans!

I just couldn´t stop laughing when surfing around your site and especially, since I am a Swedish citizen, when reading this the "10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!" post.
Really, really funny.

You start by showing the Danish flag ( I know you guys are geographically challenged ) but an easy web search would get it right.

Someone says he needs to get rid of his knife but I´m sorry to say that knife is a Swiss army knife ( from Switzerland not Sweden )

It so obvious that all of you Landover Baptist´s are so uneducated ( probably due to home schooling ).

I guess most of you are Republicans, NRA members, Anti abortionists, intelligent design belivers, live in rural areas ( at least not in major city ) etc.
You are the laughing stock of the world.

I disagree with everything you stand for and believe in but still I do not hate you. You are entitled to you views and beliefs (although wrong and medieval ) as everyone else is.

Have a single one of you ever considered the possibility that you would have been a Muslim if born in for example Afganistan ( I know you don´t know where it is but take a look at a globe of the world... or maybe you should look at flat map since you probably think the world is flat ) or follow Buddha´s teachings if born in Asia.

It´s funny that you have a problem ( I don´t, and NO I am not homosexual) with people being gay since the the gay capital is San Fransico that, at least when I last checked, is located in America.

I wish you the best of luck with your current forecast of the Rapture. I´m sure you eventually gonna get it about right...

Thats all for now folks.

/ Taanach

PS. I´m sorry if I misspelled anything since my mother´s tounge is not english.

[One True Religion]

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Hello fellow humans!

I just couldn´t stop laughing when surfing around your site and especially, since I am a Swedish citizen, when reading this the "10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!" post.
Really, really funny.

You start by showing the Danish flag ( I know you guys are geographically challenged ) but an easy web search would get it right.

Someone says he needs to get rid of his knife but I´m sorry to say that knife is a Swiss army knife ( from Switzerland not Sweden )

It so obvious that all of you Landover Baptist´s are so uneducated ( probably due to home schooling ).

I guess most of you are Republicans, NRA members, Anti abortionists, intelligent design belivers, live in rural areas ( at least not in major city ) etc.
You are the laughing stock of the world.

I disagree with everything you stand for and believe in but still I do not hate you. You are entitled to you views and beliefs (although wrong and medieval ) as everyone else is.

Have a single one of you ever considered the possibility that you would have been a Muslim if born in for example Afganistan ( I know you don´t know where it is but take a look at a globe of the world... or maybe you should look at flat map since you probably think the world is flat ) or follow Buddha´s teachings if born in Asia.

It´s funny that you have a problem ( I don´t, and NO I am not homosexual) with people being gay since the the gay capital is San Fransico that, at least when I last checked, is located in America.

I wish you the best of luck with your current forecast of the Rapture. I´m sure you eventually gonna get it about right...

Thats all for now folks.

/ Taanach

PS. I´m sorry if I misspelled anything since my mother´s tounge is not english.

Ah sweden, that nation of petty minded school teachers.

[taanach]

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No, I´m not a teatcher. I´m just educated, well informed and intelligent as most of my fellow swede´s are.