[One True Religion]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

No, I´m not a teatcher. I´m just educated, well informed and intelligent as most of my fellow swede´s are.

Sweden has the reputation of being a nation of schoolteachers as it's citizens are dull, humorless and lack all traces of individuality, strange really because the Danish and Norwegian people are fine in every respect.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

...I guess most of you are Republicans, NRA members, Anti abortionists, intelligent design belivers, live in rural areas...

Sir, how did you find all that out? Are you "only" cyber stalking us or spying on us? Are you one of those... mooslin terrorists?



Brothers and sisters, I’m very suspicious about this character; in fact, I’m very, very, very suspicious.

Shall I call “the right phone” and get him “wisked away to Gitmo bay”? What shall I do?

[Paganblood]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Apparantly this is a big joke... I mean. How many have already said that you have posted the danish flag instead of the swedish?
Not even christians can be so ignorant to look up facts or even admit to be wrong.
When I first heard about this page I laughed, especially when I heard that you mixed up Sweden and Switzerland. And someone here said "Sweden and Switzerland both start with S, whats the difference?" Then I guess there is no differense between Sweden, Switzerland, Spain, Somalia and Sri Lanka. Or U.S.A., Uganda and Uruguay.

But have you thought of one thing? Have you checked your own heritage?
Not even you cant deny that americans, not native americans of course, descends from Europe. Maybe the name Christopher Columbus rings a bell.
What would YOU do if you found out your grand grand grand grand parent were swedes?

Maybe you should go back here and visit a suicide clinic, if you´ll be able to find one.

Hail Óðinn

[One True Religion]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Apparantly this is a big joke... I mean. How many have already said that you have posted the danish flag instead of the swedish?
Not even christians can be so ignorant to look up facts or even admit to be wrong.
When I first heard about this page I laughed, especially when I heard that you mixed up Sweden and Switzerland. And someone here said "Sweden and Switzerland both start with S, whats the difference?" Then I guess there is no differense between Sweden, Switzerland, Spain, Somalia and Sri Lanka. Or U.S.A., Uganda and Uruguay.

But have you thought of one thing? Have you checked your own heritage?
Not even you cant deny that americans, not native americans of course, descends from Europe. Maybe the name Christopher Columbus rings a bell.
What would YOU do if you found out your grand grand grand grand parent were swedes?

Maybe you should go back here and visit a suicide clinic, if you´ll be able to find one.

Hail Óðinn

I'm sorry dear, could you repeat that in a more coherent form, not being rude, I realize that you speak another language I just wish to understand you.

Bless you.

[taanach]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Sir, how did you find all that out? Are you "only" cyber stalking us or spying on us? Are you one of those... mooslin terrorists?



Brothers and sisters, I’m very suspicious about this character; in fact, I’m very, very, very suspicious.

Shall I call “the right phone” and get him “wisked away to Gitmo bay”? What shall I do?

Hello

No, I´m neither spying nor am I an terrorist ( I don´t belive disputes should be solved through violence in any form ).
I am an atheist and liberal though and I disagree with just about anything you stand for.
I was shown your site by one of my fellow co-workers ( he is actually from Denver Collorado) and I just couldn´t belive what I read about Sweden. Have anyone of you been to Sweden or even to any of the nordic countries? I guess not! I have lived in the U.S. for a while during the 90´s though.
And guessing that you had all the characteristics of "right wing christians" such as anti abortionists, likely members of NRA, republicans, tea party supporters etc. isn´t really that hard, just pure common sense and common knowledge.

How can I NOT think you are morons when you believe things like "we (the swedish) celebrate the new year with human sacrifice and bestiality" and ask each other questions like "Has anybody tried playing that Abba music backwards to see if there is hidden satanic messages hidden" ?

It´s also fun to read that "Sweden has the reputation of being a nation of schoolteachers as it's citizens are dull, humorless and lack all traces of individuality, strange really because the Danish and Norwegian people are fine in every respect." since those 3 countries are just about identical in every aspect but a slight language difference and Norway and Sweden was one country til early 20´th century and parted as best friends.

/ taanach

[taanach]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Misspelled morons ( I wrote mormons but that was actually kind of a funny misspelling, don´t you think? )

[Darshin]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I would like to say, that while God most certainly despises the evil sins which plague not only Sweden but the world, he does not hate the Swedes themselves.

[Paganblood]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

WHY GOD HATES U.S.A.

This is the words of one of your own kinsmen Anton LaVey. from his book The Satanic Bible.

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates.
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires.
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development", has become the most vicious animal of all.
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years.

A wise man. R.I.P. LaVey

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Misspelled mormons ( I wrote mormons but that was actually kind of a funny misspelling, don´t you think? )

You either can’t spell "morons" or even worse insulting True Christians™ by calling us mormons.

This is the words of one of your own kinsmen Anton LaVey. from his book The Satanic Bible.

That’s the difference between you and me; I believe in the Holy Bible while you believe in the Satanic Bible; we all chose our sides and fates.

Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

Luke 12:10 And whosoever shall speak a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven.

[MisterM]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

blaa blaa blaa

Oh...I'm so shocked!

Not.

Why don't you try something new?

YiC, M

[Didymus Much]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

WHY GOD HATES U.S.A...

And after that teaser, you let us all down with a lame copy/paste.

Can't you come up with something better? I mean, you have the whole Bible to work with. There's even http://www.godhatesamerica.com/ . Find something there, maybe?

But now that you've resurrected Lavey (for the umpteenth time on these forums), here's some other words of his for you to think about:

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there...

from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan_Satanism

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I hate to say it but someone has to: the confusion about swish people might be caused by excessive complexity of the Informative World Map;



Regular True Christians™ are not all scholars like Mr. Bathfire is. Maybe the map should be simplified for the common use - like for instance, by including all dangerous minorities from the Iberian penisula (sic) AKA North Eurabia either inside of commies, nazis or eskimos. Or alternatively, by replacing the name of ethnical group “SEX MAD” with “SNOW-NIGRAS”; the lewd obsession is a common trait of all euro trash; I can testify on that as a reformed one.

YiC, DUH

[One True Religion]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I hate to say it but someone has to: the confusion about swish people might be caused by excessive complexity of the Informative World Map;




Regular True Christians™ are not all scholars like Mr. Bathfire is. Maybe the map should be simplified for the common use - like for instance, by including all dangerous minorities from Iberian penisula AKA North Eurabia either inside of commies, nazis or eskimos. Or alternatively, by replacing the name of ethnical group “SEX MAD” with “SNOW-NIGRAS”; the lewd obsession is a common trait of all euro trash; I can testify on that as a reformed one.

YiC, DUH

Thank you for that Mr Holier, that should let these swedes, parsnips and finns know just where they are in the world. Yet another most informative post.

Shout Glory!

[Paganblood]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I could drag you through my chambers
and strip you naked in darkness
I could pull out your fingernails one by one
and rape you till you find no hope

I could rip your guts out
and let you watch me
sacrifice your unborn child
I could leave you to starve
and even bring you to total silence
...but I wont.

For I find no pleasure in your physical pain
I want your christian soul to crumble

Your fucking soul

When I have seen your church go up in flames
and you are weeping I will laugh
When I have seen you mourn over loved ones
I will feel bliss when your mortal soul is in ruins
I will grin in the shadows
for that gives me pleasure

Tormenting a christian soul

[One True Religion]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I could drag you through my chambers
and strip you naked in darkness
I could pull out your fingernails one by one
and rape you till you find no hope

I could rip your guts out
and let you watch me
sacrifice your unborn child
I could leave you to starve
and even bring you to total silence
...but I wont.

For I find no pleasure in your physical pain
I want your christian soul to crumble

Your piffleing soul

When I have seen your church go up in flames
and you are weeping I will laugh
When I have seen you mourn over loved ones
I will feel bliss when your mortal soul is in ruins
I will grin in the shadows
for that gives me pleasure

Tormenting a christian soul

Dear me, is this Josef Fritzel? I know all you angsty nordic types seem to think your some sort of master race but is this civilized? Thank heavens I'm from the good old US of A.