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  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by Nikolai View Post
    P.S, as I'm writing this very mature and not ignorant post I am stimulating my prostate with a cross and your savior seem to enjoy it.
    Sir, I can see you're a true schoolar and gentleman, like the rest of swish people; you have just proven beyond reasonable doubt the OP's point.

    YiC, DUH
    Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


    ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by One True Religion View Post
      This conversation seems to be getting nowhere, you seem to be on the verge of understanding why the swiss are loathed by the Lord and then you backslide again. What's going on?

      SWISS IS STILL THE PEOPLE OF SWITZERLAND!!!!!!

      SWEDES ARE FROM SWEDEN!!

      THIS IS NOT SO HARD!!!

      Go sit down with your sister oh sorry I mean your wife!
      Why don't you all I MEAN ALL OF YOU GET OVER HERE AND WE WILL SEE WHO THE FUCK IS RIGHT!!!


      STOP BEING SUCH A BUNCH OFF INBREAD HOMESCHOOLED IDIOTS!!
      READ A FUCKING BOOK OR READ THE INTERNET!!!

      THIS IS NOT HARD!!!

      oh wait you can't use google? is it a tool from the devil???
      Go to the library? You can't? did the evil Satan build it?

      They should all look you up, just because of your ignorence!!

      Holy mother of GOD you guys make me angry!

      If you think we are uneducated? Everyone in here that has gone against what you are saying probably makes more money then all of you put toghter in a month!

      YOU MAY LOVE GOOD, BUT GOOD WILL NOT TOLORATE THAT YOU USE HIS NAME IN VAIN!!

      I am happy to go to hell if our "ignorent" ways is going to send us there.
      Lucifer here I come!

      If you guys are up in heaven, damn it will suuuuuuuuuuuuck! it will probably feel like hell!

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      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Concernd View Post
        SWISS IS STILL THE PEOPLE OF SWITZERLAND!!!!!!

        SWEDES ARE FROM SWEDEN!!

        THIS IS NOT SO HARD!!!

        *lotsa yadda yadda*

        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
          Sir, I can see you're a true schoolar and gentleman, like the rest of swish people; you have just proven beyond reasonable doubt the OP's point.

          YiC, DUH

          No, what you see is a person who realised that there is no fucking point in arguing with you inbred farmers.

          So, what I do instead is that I pick up the biggest fucking shovel I can find and shove as much fucking shit as possible on you and your motherfucking religion.

          Praise Satan.

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          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by Nikolai View Post
            No, what you see is a person who realised that there is no piffleing point in arguing with you inbred farmers.

            So, what I do instead is that I pick up the biggest piffleing shovel I can find and shove as much piffleing shit as possible on you and your motherpiffleing religion.

            Praise Satan.
            Mr. Nikolai, common courtesy is appreciated around here. Why shouldn’t your rather introduce yourself? ATM, we don’t even know if you are a freedom loving Christian American or a communist? And why so angry, my friend? God has your röv. Rejoice!

            Praise the Lord!
            Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


            ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post


              This is what i maen, you don't even take the time decline what I am saying.. Your just annoyed that I used CAPS LOCK!..


              and continue to use swiss to name us swedes....

              You disregad everything i wrote and just thought you could make me look stupid to post a youtube video?

              We sir, you didn't succed! All you did was proving a point!

              So is your mom and dad from the same family?
              Or are you a hillebille that thinks all that's wrong with the world is everybody els fault..


              Well sir, i think if you went to an actuall school (not that i think you can afford it) you would probably think back to this and say, what was I thinking about?

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              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by Nikolai View Post
                No, what you see is a person who realised that there is no piffleing point in arguing with you inbred farmers.

                So, what I do instead is that I pick up the biggest piffleing shovel I can find and shove as much piffleing shit as possible on you and your motherpiffleing religion.

                Praise Satan.
                Why so angry, friend?

                Why not make yourself an introduction and you can tell us all about why you hate Jesus and how you think he has wronged you so we can contradict you and therefore save your soul from Hellfire.

                You know it makes sense.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by Concernd View Post
                  This is what i maen, you don't even take the time decline what I am saying.. Your just annoyed that I used CAPS LOCK!..

                  and continue to use swiss to name us swedes....

                  You disregad everything i wrote and just thought you could make me look stupid to post a youtube video?

                  We sir, you didn't succed! All you did was proving a point!

                  So is your mom and dad from the same family?
                  Or are you a hillebille that thinks all that's wrong with the world is everybody els fault..

                  Well sir, i think if you went to an actuall school (not that i think you can afford it) you would probably think back to this and say, what was I thinking about?
                  I'm delighted by your progress! You learned how to use shift and caps lock keys!

                  Now, since Jesus had nothing good to say about swiss aka swedonia, neither have I.

                  But let’s try to act reasonable. Do we have any conclusive, scriptural data on this pesky swish issue? Not that I would know; it’s a moot point, a matter of different opinions. So… whom shall we believe in this case? To a renowned, distinguished True Christian™ or to some unknown, unsaved eskimo? Hmmm, a tough decision, really.

                  Why shouldn’t you rather accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior and save your soul from eternal damnation? Satan is going to beat you in hell like a blind, deaf, dumb, quadriplegic, midget hooker who owes her pimp money. Think about it.

                  YiC, DUH
                  Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                  ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                    I'm delighted by your progress! You already know how to us shift and caps lock keys!

                    Now, since the Jesus had nothing good to say about swiss aka swedonia, neither have I.

                    But let’s try to act reasonable. Do we have any conclusive, scriptural data on this pesky swish issue? Not that I would know; it’s a moot point, a matter of different opinions. So… whom shall we believe in this case? To a renowned, distinguished True Christian™ or to some unknown, unsaved eskimo? Hmmm, a tough decision, really.

                    Why shouldn’t you rather accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior and save your soul from eternal damnation? Satan is going to treat you in hell as harsh as a blind, deaf, dumb, quadriplegic, midget hooker who owes her pimp money. Think about it.

                    YiC, DUH
                    I see you refuse to understand that SWEDEN is one country. Swiss is a different country.. THERE IS NOTHING CALLED SWEDONIA????

                    Close countrys are Norway, Denmark and Finland!

                    So you have something against blind, deaf, dumb, quadripelgic, midgets and hookers?

                    I mean me and satan will probably get along fine if there are people like u to mock..

                    You are being childish, and how i try to explaine everything. You just seem to disregard it and find away to think your right..

                    Lets try wikipidia? do you dare to enter that site or is it made out a porn industry and devil himself?

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                      Why so angry, friend?

                      Why not make yourself an introduction and you can tell us all about why you hate Jesus and how you think he has wronged you so we can contradict you and therefore save your soul from Hellfire.

                      You know it makes sense.
                      Are you seriously for real mentally retarded? I have my seat reserved in the hellfire, right next to Saddam & Usama themselves.

                      I'm not looking for any kind of redemption, I just plainly and simply hate you and everything you stand for. I despise any culture for that matter but most of all the humans "believing" in something that they can't see nor touch. You are all ignorant fools and you're missing out on your one chance on doing cocaine and buying prostitutes.

                      THIS is real life, enjoy it while it lasts you stupid pedophiles, even if that means molesting your own children, it doesn't get much better than this.

                      PRAISE SATAN!

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by Concernd View Post
                        Lets try wikipidia? do you dare to enter that site or is it made out a porn industry and devil himself?
                        True Christians™ disregard wikipedophilia since it’s scripturally incorrect! It serves to no good purpose at all!

                        I mean, for the God’s sake, what’s the point of articles on Anal Language or Infinite monkey theorem?

                        YiC, DUH
                        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Nikolai View Post
                          Are you seriously for real mentally retarded? I have my seat reserved in the hellfire, right next to Saddam & Usama themselves.

                          I'm not looking for any kind of redemption, I just plainly and simply hate you and everything you stand for. I despise any culture for that matter but most of all the humans "believing" in something that they can't see nor touch. You are all ignorant fools and you're missing out on your one chance on doing cocaine and buying prostitutes.

                          THIS is real life, enjoy it while it lasts you stupid pedophiles, even if that means molesting your own children, it doesn't get much better than this.

                          PRAISE SATAN!
                          Why do you want us to be pedophiles? That's quite disturbing.

                          God might have smitten you with being retarded because of a dirty sin you no longer remember or for that matter someone in previous generations of your family could have sinned.

                          This is a problem you aren't really overcoming by ranting at well meaning strangers on the internet. Perhaps you could start making baby steps towards Jesus by avoiding masturbating quite so furiously and avoiding drugs.
                          sigpic
                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by Nikolai View Post
                            Are you seriously for real mentally retarded? I have my seat reserved in the hellfire, right next to Saddam & Usama themselves.

                            I'm not looking for any kind of redemption, I just plainly and simply hate you and everything you stand for. I despise any culture for that matter but most of all the humans "believing" in something that they can't see nor touch. You are all ignorant fools and you're missing out on your one chance on doing cocaine and buying prostitutes.

                            THIS is real life, enjoy it while it lasts you stupid pedophiles, even if that means molesting your own children, it doesn't get much better than this.
                            Wow, who let the Eskiswedes out of their igloos again? Just when you thought it was safe in God's favourite forum, the Igor's and the Bjorn Agains begin whipping themselves up into a right old Volvo at their hastily assembled Ikea computer desks.

                            God hates Sweden. Get used to it Eurotrash!
                            Matthew 10:34
                            Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Uhm guys, I just called this GOD-guy to ask if what you are saying here on his so called favouriteforum is true.
                              I'm shitting you not, he's exact words:

                              "Det där jävla forumet kan de stoppa upp någonstans där solen inte skiner.
                              De är ett gäng ignoranta idioter som tolkar saker i en bok inte ens jag skrivit.
                              Jag hatar Schweiz men det är endast pga deras höga berg som petar mig bakifrån.
                              Amerika hatar jag för att de dödar allt och alla jag skapat."

                              Ofcourse in swedish since I said "exact words".....

                              So what he is basicly saying is:
                              "They can take that fucking forum and show it where the sun don't shine.
                              They are a bunch of ignorant idiots who translates stuff from a book I haven't got anything to do with. I do hate Switzerland, that part is true, but thats only cuz of their high mountains poking up my backdoor. (Apparantly he meant switzerland all along. So you guys were kind of right.)

                              I hate America because they kill everything and everyone i've created."

                              Well I guess we can end this thread now. Since it's all been cleared up.

                              Next time guys, maybe you should actually listen to what he says?

                              Peace!

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                Why do you want us to be pedophiles? That's quite disturbing.

                                God might have smitten you with being retarded because of a dirty sin you no longer remember or for that matter someone in previous generations of your family could have sinned.

                                This is a problem you aren't really overcoming by ranting at well meaning strangers on the internet. Perhaps you could start making baby steps towards Jesus by avoiding masturbating quite so furiously and avoiding drugs.
                                Don't put words in my mouth, I never once said I WANTED you to be pedophiles. I feel sorry for all the innocent childrens lives you have ruined.

                                As for my problems, I'm not trying to overcome anything, I've already explained that my purpose is soley to mock your very existance you useless human being.

                                PS. Masturbating/Pornography rocks, you should try it out once or twice. (not with kids in it).

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