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  • #76
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    I have one of those handy camping knives. I think it's time to get rid of it.
    Well that is a knife from Switzerland not Sweden..

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    • #77
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Allow me to laugh! (BIG TIME!!), How stupid can a man be to
      start a thread with so many false facts?


      1. Astrid Lindgren is not Danish, she is Swedish.
      2. Suicide clinics? There are no such thing in Sweden whatsoever
      3. Pastors having threesomes? What? That's totally against the law
      4. The flag posted is Danish
      5. IKEA Satanistic? Get me the facts for that please..
      6. SAAB is NOT owned by a Dutch nail factory, it's owned by Spyker Cars (they bought it from General Motors).
      7. Slow speedlimits?, The speedlimits are as slow as they are in the US.

      But then again, im not suprised.. The thread was started by a homeschooled christian from the US..

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      • #78
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by americanthrash View Post
        Astrid Lindgren is not Danish, she is Swedish.
        No.

        Suicide clinics? There are no such thing in Sweden whatsoever
        Did you even bother to click on the links I provided?

        IKEA Satanistic? Get me the facts for that please..
        I already did that.

        SAAB is NOT owned by a Dutch nail factory, it's owned by Spyker
        Yes it is. Spyker is a Dutch company. Spyker is also the Dutch word for nail!

        The thread was started by a homeschooled christian from the US.
        What do you hope to accomplish by stating the obvious?
        Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 06-26-2010, 09:41 PM.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #79
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!



          Need more proof?

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          • #80
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by americanthrash View Post
            My porn filter does now allow Wikipedia, what is a link to a porn site supposed to prove?
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #81
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Okey, i give up because I can't stand nut jobs like you and your ignorant pages don't really bother me.... They are so screwed up beyond any doubt because you use a belief in a religion as a reason to hate. This will destroy your sanity in the long run. And the stupidity displayed kind of tells me that you will never leave your safe little world to venture out into the big scary one.

              May God have mercy with you for spreding false facts and lies!

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              • #82
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by americanthrash View Post
                Okey, i give up because I can't stand nut jobs like you and your ignorant pages don't really bother me.... They are so screwed up beyond any doubt because you use a belief in a religion as a reason to hate. This will destroy your sanity in the long run. And the stupidity displayed kind of tells me that you will never leave your safe little world to venture out into the big scary one. May God have mercy with you for spreding false facts and lies!
                Why are you even here? It seems to me you have decided to go to hell anyway, so why waste time here you could spend on masturbating and using drugs?
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • #83
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Can the Swedes get any ungodlier? Look at THIS!

                  Little Evidence Jesus Died on a Cross, Says Swede Scholar

                  (June 27) -- The crucifix is the defining symbol of Christianity, a constant reminder to the faithful of the sacrifice and suffering endured by Jesus Christ for humanity. But an extensive study of ancient texts by a Swedish pastor and academic has revealed that Jesus may not have died on a cross, but instead been put to death on another gruesome execution device.

                  Gunnar Samuelsson -- a theologian at the University of Gothenburg and author of a 400-page thesis on crucifixion in antiquity -- doesn't doubt that Jesus died on Calvary hill. But he argues that the New Testament is in fact far more ambiguous about the exact method of the Messiah's execution than many Christians are aware.

                  "When the Gospels refer to the death of Jesus, they just say that he was forced to carry a "stauros" out to Calvary," he told AOL News. Many scholars have interpreted that ancient Greek noun as meaning "cross," and the verb derived from it, "anastauroun," as implying crucifixion. But during his three-and-a-half-year study of texts from around 800 BC to the end of the first century AD, Samuelsson realized the words had more than one defined meaning.

                  "'Stauros' is actually used to describe a lot of different poles and execution devices," he says. "So the device described in the Gospels could have been a cross, but it could also have been a spiked pole, or a tree trunk, or something entirely different." In turn, "anastauroun" was used to signify everything from the act of "raising hands to suspending a musical instrument."

                  The manner in which Jesus died is further thrown into question by Samuelsson's discovery that crucifixion may have been an unusual form of punishment in the Roman Empire. Descriptions of crucifixions contained in the thousands of Hebrew, Aramaic, Latin and Greek manuscripts he examined most commonly referred to dead prisoners being placed on some form of suspension device, or living captives skewered on stakes. The first century Roman philosopher Seneca the Younger, for example, wrote about seeing a great many prisoners of war on "crosses" after one campaign. But the scribe then describes how a large number of the dead had been impaled.

                  "If you search for ancient texts that specifically mention the act of crucifixion [as we understand it today]" he says, "you will end up with only two or three examples."

                  That revelation stands in stark contrast to claims that appear in many books on the historical Jesus, as well as more general surveys of life under Roman rule, which state that prisoners were routinely nailed to crosses. (The Encylopaedia Britannica, for example, says crucifixion was an "important method of capital punishment" in Rome.)

                  Of course, this lack of hard evidence doesn't mean that the Roman Empire was a crucifix-free zone. Samuelsson suspects that crucifixion was simply one of a great many methods of execution employed across the empire. He notes that Flavius Josephus -- a Jewish historian and adviser to three Roman emperors in the 1st century -- recorded how Roman soldiers were allowed to use their "wicked minds in various ways to execute" prisoners captured during a Jewish uprising. This suggests that the method of Jesus' execution may have been decided by legionnaires stationed at Calvary, and not by the state.

                  "If we put this on the table, and think that the execution of Jesus was the result of the wicked mind of the soldiers at that very point, we can't know how he could have been executed," Samuelsson says. "The executions of that day could have taken a completely different form from ones the day before."

                  The Swedish scholar isn't sure exactly why the crucifix went on to become the dominant Christian motif. But this symbol only seems to have become fixed in followers' minds long after Jesus' death, as the first T and X shaped crucifixes appear in Christian manuscripts around the 2nd century AD.

                  Perhaps unsurprisingly, Samuelsson's thesis has caused something of an unheavenly row. While fellow theologians have complimented his highly detailed research, many critics in the blogosphere have claimed that he wants to undermine Christianity. Samuelsson -- who believes that "the man who walked this earth was the Son of God, and that he will return to judge the living and the dead" -- says this accusation is simply "stupid."

                  "I'm really just a boring, conservative pastor and I start everyday reading the New Testament," he says. "But my suggestion is that we should read the text as it is, not as we think it is."
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #84
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Can the Swedes get any ungodlier? Look at THIS!
                    I am shocked and appalled by this cascade of filth that has been unleashed from hell via Sweden. They have plunged the depths of degradation to such an unspeakable level, I find it hard to look at. What foul cretins everyone in Sweden must be.
                    Reverend of St. Thaddeus's Church

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                    • #85
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Let me ask them, were they there when Jesus was crucified? If not, how can he be so sure of his false claim (that he didn't back up with a scripture ofcourse)

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                      • #86
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Can the Swedes get any ungodlier? Look at THIS!
                        Yes I agree the article is totally wrong.

                        For jesus to have died on the cross or on some other device he would have had to have existed in the first place. The KJV1611 bible credits him with doing lots of "stuff" but as I have said before, no one at the time noticed and mentioned it.
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                        • #87
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Okay, look at THIS! The Crown Princess of Sweden married the help!? Please! I'm going to be sick!
                          I can't believe he married a negro!

                          Originally posted by americanthrash View Post
                          Okey, i give up because I can't stand nut jobs like you and your ignorant pages don't really bother me.... They are so screwed up beyond any doubt because you use a belief in a religion as a reason to hate. This will destroy your sanity in the long run. And the stupidity displayed kind of tells me that you will never leave your safe little world to venture out into the big scary one.

                          May God have mercy with you for spreding false facts and lies!
                          If we have said anything that disagrees with the Bible, please, correct us, and we will repent. There is plenty of hatred in the Bible, and who are we to turn away from God's Word?
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                          • #88
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Negro?

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                            • #89
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              I'm sorry if this has already been pointed out. Swiss is the term for something that is from Switzerland. It is an entirely different country located in the middle of Europe with neighbouring countries such as Italy, France and Austria to name a few. I'm sure you have an book of maps somewhere in your home where you can look it up. Your link that describes Sweden as a country that allows suicide clearly states that it's "Swiss". (Switzerland is actually written out in the first paragraph) If you want something that is from Sweden, it's should say Swedish, nothing else. Swiss army knifes are also not from here.

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                              • #90
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Swede_01 View Post
                                I'm sorry if this has already been pointed out. Swiss is the term for something that is from Switzerland. It is an entirely different country located in the middle of Europe with neighbouring countries such as Italy, France and Austria to name a few. I'm sure you have an book of maps somewhere in your home where you can look it up. Your link that describes Sweden as a country that allows suicide clearly states that it's "Swiss". (Switzerland is actually written out in the first paragraph) If you want something that is from Sweden, it's should say Swedish, nothing else. Swiss army knifes are also not from here.
                                Don't they both start with an S? Sounds like the same country to me.

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