X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
    And to everyone in this thread, pay Sweden a visit, and you will see how wrong you all are.
    To what end?

    Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
    And I'm still surprised no one has noticed yet.
    Are you on the drugs, too? Friend, you're not making sense. Start over.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

    Comment


    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Noticed what?
      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      To what end?



      Are you on the drugs, too? Friend, you're not making sense. Start over.
      To what end? Just to see how blind you really are to realize the truth. And you should really start with your own country before dragging crap over some place else.

      And if you guys figure it out, you are smarter than most in this thread.
      He makes men wise by instructing them in every subject, transmutes all metals into gold, and changes wine into water and water into wine.

      Comment


      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
        To what end? Just to see how blind you really are to realize the truth. And you should really start with your own country before dragging crap over some place else.
        What a colossal waste of time that would be. We know why God hates Sweden and why you Swedes will be decorating Hell. All that time could instead be used reading and meditating on the Gospel. All that money could be spent translating the Holy Bible into various native savage languages around the world.

        Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
        And if you guys figure it out, you are smarter than most in this thread.
        That's nice, dear.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

        Comment


        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          What a colossal waste of time that would be. We know why God hates Sweden and why you Swedes will be decorating Hell. All that time could instead be used reading and meditating on the Gospel. All that money could be spent translating the Holy Bible into various native savage languages around the world.
          Who told you how Sweden was like? Has he or she ever been in Sweden? Was that person mentally ill?

          I see a pattern emerging, and this behavior has been seen earlier in Germany in the 1920's.
          The same lies you are feeding each other, was fed to the people of Germany. Jews were impure. Jews were disgusting. Jews must be exterminated from the face of the earth.

          It's the same old story, just repeating itself. You hate Swedes. You think Swedes are impure. You think Swedes are disgusting. You think that Sweden must be removed from the face of the earth.

          You are all a lost cause, and I will see you all in the afterlife. You all have a twisted way of interpreting your Holy Book and it's contents.

          We were all created by God, according to the Bible. Therefore, if you hate Sweden, you hate your own flesh and blood. "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them." Genesis 1:27

          "And he made from one man every nation of mankind to live on all the face of the earth, having determined allotted periods and the boundaries of their dwelling place" Acts 17:26
          He makes men wise by instructing them in every subject, transmutes all metals into gold, and changes wine into water and water into wine.

          Comment


          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
            I see a pattern emerging, and this behavior has been seen earlier in Germany in the 1920's.
            The same lies you are feeding each other, was fed to the people of Germany. Jews were impure. Jews were disgusting. Jews must be exterminated from the face of the earth.

            It's the same old story, just repeating itself. You hate Swedes. You think Swedes are impure. You think Swedes are disgusting. You think that Sweden must be removed from the face of the earth.
            So you think the Swish are some Chosen People now? Um, I'm not a psychotheologist, but isn't this called Delusions of Grandeur?

            Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
            You are all a lost cause, and I will see you all in the afterlife. You all have a twisted way of interpreting your Holy Book and it's contents.
            I thought you didn't believe in an afterlife.

            Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
            We were all created by God, according to the Bible. Therefore, if you hate Sweden, you hate your own flesh and blood. "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them." Genesis 1:27

            "And he made from one man every nation of mankind to live on all the face of the earth, having determined allotted periods and the boundaries of their dwelling place" Acts 17:26
            Son, if you read the next two chapters in the book of Genesis, you'll read about the Fall of Man, the introduction of Sin into the world, and why we desperately need a Savior. It won't take long. Finish the book. Then come share with us what you've learned.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

            Comment


            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              I don't. But you do, and apparently you want me there, and who am I to deny you company?

              I have read the Bible. I have read The Book of Satan, the Book of Lucifer, The Book of Belail and The Book of Leviathan.

              As I stated before, I have sampled every major religion, and none were appealing to me.
              He makes men wise by instructing them in every subject, transmutes all metals into gold, and changes wine into water and water into wine.

              Comment


              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
                Jews were impure. Jews were disgusting. Jews must be exterminated from the face of the earth.
                Jews are impure. Jews are disgusting. Jews must be exterminated from the face of the earth. Reason? They aren't Christians, and they killed Jesus.

                "And he made from one man every nation of mankind to live on all the face of the earth, having determined allotted periods and the boundaries of their dwelling place" Acts 17:26
                Stop quoting false Bibles, that quote is not copied and pasted from the KJV1611

                Comment


                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
                  You are all a lost cause, and I will see you all in the afterlife.
                  You’re even more stupid than the average Swede. We will NOT spend afterlife with you in Asgard; it’s not even a real place! We will go to Heaven, you will go to Hell. Wrap your head around it
                  Stop whining
                  (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                  (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                  (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                  (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

                  Comment


                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
                    I find it funny that no one has noticed yet.
                    Have you run out of Toblerone?

                    YBIC

                    Comment


                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                      Jews are impure. Jews are disgusting. Jews must be exterminated from the face of the earth. Reason? They aren't Christians, and they killed Jesus.



                      Stop quoting false Bibles, that quote is not copied and pasted from the KJV1611
                      Originally posted by John North View Post
                      You’re even more stupid than the average Swede. We will NOT spend afterlife with you in Asgard; it’s not even a real place! We will go to Heaven, you will go to Hell. Wrap your head around it
                      “The person who takes every opportunity to "pick on" others is often mistakenly called "sadistic". In reality, this person is a misdirected masochist who is working towards his own destruction. The reason a person viciously strikes out against you is because they are afraid of you or what you represent, or are resentful of your happiness. They are weak, insecure, and on extremely shaky ground when you throw your curse.”
                      ― Anton LaVey, The Satanic Bible

                      “Love is one of the most intense feelings felt by man; another is hate. Forcing yourself to feel indiscriminate love is very unnatural. If you try to love everyone you only lessen your feelings for those who deserve your love. Repressed hatred can lead to many physical and emotional aliments. By learning to release your hatred towards those who deserve it, you cleanse yourself of these malignant emotions and need not take your pent-up hatred out on your loved ones.”
                      ― Anton LaVey, The Satanic Bible

                      “On Saturday night, I would see men lusting after half-naked girls dancing at the carnival, and on Sunday morning when I was playing organ for tent-show evangelists at the other end of the carnival lot, I would see these same men sitting in the pews with their wives and children, asking God to forgive them and purge them of carnal desires. And the next Saturday they'd be back at the carnival or some other place of indulgence. I knew then that the Christian church thrives on hypocrisy, and that man's carnal nature will out no matter how much it is purged or scoured by any white-light religion.”
                      ― Anton LaVey, The Satanic Bible

                      “Some religions actually go so far as to label anyone who belongs to a religious sect other than their own a heretic, even though the overall doctrines and impressions of godliness are nearly the same. For example: The Catholics believe the Protestants are doomed to Hell simply because they do not belong to the Catholic Church. In the same way, many splinter groups of the Christian faith, such as the evangelical or revivalist churches, believe the Catholics worship graven images. (Christ is depicted in the image that is most physiologically akin to the individual worshipping him, and yet the Christians criticize "heathens" for the worship of graven images.) And the Jews have always been given the Devil's name.”
                      ― Anton LaVey, The Satanic Bible

                      You all have your personal Satan on your shoulder.
                      I'm done. I can't go on trying to reason with this idiocy.

                      By the way http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haagenti

                      I'll be seeing you when you'll arrive.
                      He makes men wise by instructing them in every subject, transmutes all metals into gold, and changes wine into water and water into wine.

                      Comment


                      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by Haagenti View Post

                        BLAH BLAH BLAH

                        I'll be seeing you when you'll arrive.
                        Or not, Mrs Spaghetti.

                        We won't be visiting your forum in a hurry.

                        Talk to one of the Pastors here. They can help with your erectile disfunction.

                        YBIC

                        Comment


                        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
                          Or not, Mrs Spaghetti.

                          We won't be visiting your forum in a hurry.

                          Talk to one of the Pastors here. They can help with your erectile disfunction.

                          YBIC
                          Again.
                          “The person who takes every opportunity to "pick on" others is often mistakenly called "sadistic". In reality, this person is a misdirected masochist who is working towards his own destruction. The reason a person viciously strikes out against you is because they are afraid of you or what you represent, or are resentful of your happiness. They are weak, insecure, and on extremely shaky ground when you throw your curse.”
                          ― Anton LaVey, The Satanic Bible
                          He makes men wise by instructing them in every subject, transmutes all metals into gold, and changes wine into water and water into wine.

                          Comment


                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
                            We KNOW that Haagenti is the president in Hell according to some Narnia book (or whatever). Is this your big secret?
                            Stop whining
                            (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                            (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                            (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                            (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

                            Comment


                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
                              Again.
                              “The person who takes every opportunity to "pick on" others is often mistakenly called "sadistic". In reality, this person is a misdirected masochist who is working towards his own destruction. The reason a person viciously strikes out against you is because they are afraid of you or what you represent, or are resentful of your happiness. They are weak, insecure, and on extremely shaky ground when you throw your curse.”
                              ― Anton LaVey, The Satanic Bible
                              Friend, just because your "pet" name is Mr Floppy, it doesn't mean that Jesus cannot heal you.

                              Have faith, Brother, come to Christ!

                              YBIC

                              Comment


                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Haagenti View Post
                                ...I'm done. I can't go on trying to reason with this idiocy...
                                I noticed you like Anton Lavey. What do you think of these?

                                The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
                                1) Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
                                2) Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
                                3) When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there...
                                8) Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself...

                                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X