[Wide-Open]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Are you threatening me???

I am warning you. You haven't met Bobby-Joe and his Security Detail have you?

Because if you are, i will send the MSO, DFF, BGS, FNN, GSB and the FDP.

You just made these up.

PS: this is you, right?

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[Olivier from BELGIUM]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Mr. Segers, the DoF is investigating your case right now. Expect a knock on your door when you least expect it.

Are you threatening me??? Because if you are, i will send the MSO, DFF, BGS, FNN, GSB and the FDP. And they will knock down your door when you least expect it.

[Wide-Open]

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i know i'm gonna be banned for this shit, but piffle it! You all deserve it

Mr. Segers, the DoF is investigating your case right now. Expect a knock on your door when you least expect it.

[Lisa H]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

i know i'm gonna be banned for this shit, but piffle it! You all deserve it

Why are you being mean. I have been nice to you!

[Olivier from BELGIUM]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

He did admit he comes from the Dutch part of Belgium.

i know i'm gonna be banned for this shit, but piffle it! You all deserve it

[Lisa H]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

?

I think he's on drugs...

He did admit he comes from the Dutch part of Belgium.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Ow, here is the fish! I thought i lost you boy! How are you?

?

I think he's on drugs...

[Wide-Open]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

P.S.: Although we know French as a necessity, we do have our own language which is way better then French or Dutch.

Welcome Bram. While I agree with most what you say, I would like an advanced warning before Belgium gets swallowed by the earth - given that I'm operating from this fictional country.

Luxemburg you say. Hei Elei Kuck Elei! and all that? Yes, that is definitely a real language. (although obviously greatly inferior to American).

Don't mind Olivier, apparently he's from "Belgium". Very weird people.

[Olivier from BELGIUM]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

You mean the reflection when it's turned off?

Ow, here is the fish! I thought i lost you boy! How are you?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

By looking at my computerscreen

You mean the reflection when it's turned off?

[Lisa H]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

By looking at my computerscreen

Are you using a webcam or have you put their picture as a wallpaper.

[Olivier from BELGIUM]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

So you do know someone, how do you know them.

By looking at my computerscreen

[Lisa H]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

I don't think we have to look that far...

So you do know someone, how do you know them.

[Olivier from BELGIUM]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

While googling rape, sodomy and sin earlier today

creep

[Brother Bram]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Fellow Godlovers,

While googling rape, sodomy and sin earlier today, I stumbled upon this fantastic piece of internetjournalism, this gem 2.0 if you will, and I must say: I could not agree more with Brother Daniel's, or should I say God's, writing. On several occasions have I wondered why Belgium has not yet been swallowed by the grounds beneath it to burn in hell for eternity. I image that God, seeing as He is our Lord and Savior, has a lot on his plate at the moment, these are indeed dark times, so ridding His creation of this human wasteland is probably not his highest priority. Today is after all a sunday, and He is also entitled to some me-time. I image He's not yet had a chance to see the last season of Desperate Housewives on the Allmighty TiVo or listen to his Billy Ray Cyrus collection, that ofcourse spans to the day his daughter turned into a blasphemous wench.

Still I dream about a Belgiumless world every day. Being a citizen of Luxemburg, I have had my share of first hand experiences with these Godless creatures. Whenever there is a firm south-east wind blowing for example, we have to close our doors and windows to keep the house pure. The stench of Pedophilia is hard to get out of the curtains. Also on a yearly basis, they use their summer holidays as an excuse to pass through our country and steal all our gasoline and cigarettes. Their economy must indeed be in a dire state. As an extra security measure, I have recently prohibited my children to friend Belgians on Facebook and Myspace as my priest tells me homosexuality travels through wifi. I am of course very open to your suggestions as how to be saved and stay saved.

Finaly, I urge you to consider, if agreed upon by the Lord ofcourse, colonizing our country. I am sure one small extra state wouldn't hurt you. Our wealth would benefit your economy a lot more then everything Barack O'Satan has (not) done. Also: a few dozen army helicopters might be able to winch our country up and carry it across the ocean so it could be attached to yours. This would simultaneously create a large hole through which God could send every Belgian straight to hell, if he has a few minutes of free time of course.


God's BFF,

Bram

P.S.: Although we know French as a necessity, we do have our own language which is way better then French or Dutch.