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  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070

    #271
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Originally posted by Olivier from BELGIUM View Post
    By looking at my computerscreen
    Are you using a webcam or have you put their picture as a wallpaper.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197

      #272
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

      Originally posted by Olivier from BELGIUM View Post
      By looking at my computerscreen
      You mean the reflection when it's turned off?

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      • Olivier from BELGIUM
        Unsaved trash
        • Dec 2010
        • 22

        #273
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        You mean the reflection when it's turned off?
        Ow, here is the fish! I thought i lost you boy! How are you?

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #274
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

          Originally posted by Brother Bram View Post

          P.S.: Although we know French as a necessity, we do have our own language which is way better then French or Dutch.
          Welcome Bram. While I agree with most what you say, I would like an advanced warning before Belgium gets swallowed by the earth - given that I'm operating from this fictional country.

          Luxemburg you say. Hei Elei Kuck Elei! and all that? Yes, that is definitely a real language. (although obviously greatly inferior to American).

          Don't mind Olivier, apparently he's from "Belgium". Very weird people.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197

            #275
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

            Originally posted by Olivier from BELGIUM View Post
            Ow, here is the fish! I thought i lost you boy! How are you?
            ?

            I think he's on drugs...

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #276
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              ?

              I think he's on drugs...
              He did admit he comes from the Dutch part of Belgium.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Olivier from BELGIUM
                Unsaved trash
                • Dec 2010
                • 22

                #277
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                He did admit he comes from the Dutch part of Belgium.
                i know i'm gonna be banned for this shit, but piffle it! You all deserve it

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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #278
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                  Originally posted by Olivier from BELGIUM View Post
                  i know i'm gonna be banned for this shit, but piffle it! You all deserve it
                  Why are you being mean. I have been nice to you!
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #279
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                    Originally posted by Olivier from BELGIUM View Post
                    i know i'm gonna be banned for this shit, but piffle it! You all deserve it
                    Mr. Segers, the DoF is investigating your case right now. Expect a knock on your door when you least expect it.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Olivier from BELGIUM
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                      • Dec 2010
                      • 22

                      #280
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      Mr. Segers, the DoF is investigating your case right now. Expect a knock on your door when you least expect it.
                      Are you threatening me??? Because if you are, i will send the MSO, DFF, BGS, FNN, GSB and the FDP. And they will knock down your door when you least expect it.

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #281
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                        Originally posted by Olivier from BELGIUM View Post
                        Are you threatening me???
                        I am warning you. You haven't met Bobby-Joe and his Security Detail have you?

                        Because if you are, i will send the MSO, DFF, BGS, FNN, GSB and the FDP.
                        You just made these up.

                        PS: this is you, right?

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                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Olivier from BELGIUM
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 22

                          #282
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                          I am warning you. You haven't met Bobby-Joe and his Security Detail have you?

                          You just made these up.

                          PS: this is you, right?
                          Allright James Bond, you got me! hahahahaha, Bobby-Joe
                          Sarcasm, sarcasm, I love it
                          And Yes, that's me. You want my homeadress?

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449

                            #283
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                            Originally posted by Olivier from BELGIUM View Post
                            hahahahaha, Bobby-Joe
                            For some reason, most people don't make "hahaha" sounds when they meet Bobby-Joe.

                            And Yes, that's me. You want my homeadress?
                            Thanks, but it's not needed. We already have that.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Olivier from BELGIUM
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 22

                              #284
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                              For some reason, most people don't make "hahaha" sounds when they meet Bobby-Joe.



                              Thanks, but it's not needed. We already have that.
                              Flashback

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449

                                #285
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                                Originally posted by Olivier from BELGIUM View Post
                                You are old enough to remember those?

                                Anyway, I'm not the one who was searching for "SLUT MAGAZINE" on Google and ended up on this Godly Forum. Calling me a "Nazi" isn't going to help your case.

                                You have insulted people here several times, compared them to fish etc. and yet YOU have the nerve to complain about us stalking YOU?

                                Time to rethink your internet strategy Olivier. (and get married to a decent Christian wife, so you can actually produce Soldiers for Christ, instead of committing the sin of Onan while gazing at your own picture.)
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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