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  • den beire
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    #601
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Originally posted by Marshall View Post
    In a few years when Islam takes complete control of Europe(like it already has done to Spain, France and Denmark) then America can invade and walk through like a parade killing for Jesus like it was 1944 all over again.
    to begin with, i'll introduce myself:
    hi, i'm from belgium and i believe in the knowledge of science,
    the thing that, for example makes you're computers work... so it's not god who's controlling electrons or creating 'bits and bytes". just because you can't grasp it, doesn't mean god made it or guided mankind in making it

    as for my comment on the quote:
    you're saying america should rule the world just because they have lots of fanatic religious people??? then islam has every right to do this too, cause they also have a few fanatic religious groups...
    if you counter this with: "but our religion is the one, it's written in KJV" then you're even dumber then i thought, cause that's just an opinion, without any proof or facts to substanciate this...
    to elaborate on this fact: no one can proof, for certain, that this book is non-fiction, just as well, i admit, no one can proof, for 100% certainty, that it is fiction...

    and, if i comprehend you correct, according to you theire should be only one (american) culture in this world and the rest destroyed???
    doesn't this sound almost exactly like someone who lived till 1945 and started the second world war...

    i thought mankind was smart enough to learn from mistakes made in the past...
    like this one: indulgence (aflaten in het Nederlands)
    you're still giving a lot to the church, as example cranky old man's text on "how to reproduce", it says the more money you'll give to the priest the more beautifull you're wife will be...
    the only people benefitting from this are: the priest's with theire big ass churches and shinny new cars

    so you see, you're the one's trying to ram shit down (good) people's throats, e.g. by planning the next crusade and forcing everyone into your religion,...

    by the way if you want to evolve back to apes and throw everything we've learned so far in a trash can, so be it, but do not indoctrinate and brainwash the rest of the world, keep this to your own community.

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    • belgium1
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      #602
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

      Originally posted by Brother Daniel View Post
      8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES Belgium



      Belgium is located between 2 of the worst countries in the world, France and Holland. And is a mixture between these 2 hated countries.



      Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. (Matthew 10:28)


      1.Belgium doesn't have a own language. One part speaks French and the other part speaks a Italian version of the Dutch language. (The language which they speak in the hated country: Holland) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.(Exodus 20:16)



      2. The people from Belgium never wash themself, so they stink. But they are to stupid to even smell it. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)




      3. They are also deaf, so they are screaming always. They also invented the megaphone. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)



      Yves leterme


      4.The Prime minister of Belgium: Yves Leterme is homosexual.(gay)


      The spirit of a man will sustain his infirmity; but a wounded spirit who can bear? (Proverbs 18:14)



      5. Belgium's economy is in such poor state that they made the Euro.(evil)


      If there be laid on him a sum of money, then he shall give for the ransom of his life whatsoever is laid upon him. (Exodus 21:30)




      6.

      In Belgium is normal to rape childeren in basements and to kill them. And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free: (Exodus 21:5)



      7. The people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest of Europe. They all believe that Mars is bigger then the earth and that the earth is not flat. And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. (Genesis 1:20)

      8. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish. Every single person in Belgium plays the Saxophone as they invented it. But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. (Matthew 10:30)



      The people from Belgium will all burn in hell, like these other countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc. If they don't praise Jesus








      1.First of all Belgium has three official languages: Dutch, French and German. This as a fact, resembles to me as a gift, unlike yourself. My big guess is that you can only speak one language, for your iq doesn't apply to comprehend more than one language. btw: biblical bitchin' aint one of them. Futhermore: we are able to speak 3 languages, where as you cannot even speak one: “(…)Mars is bigger then the earth(…)”, “(..)But they are to stupid(…)” As an ‘American’ you should really be able to speak your own language

      2. Yes, you probably think we stink, but do you even believe in a bathtub?


      3. We are deaf? Very good, your research must be well studied. Let me show you what google gave to me:

      Waaw! If google ought to be believed, you are in deep shit!

      4.Our Prime minister is married, and has 3 kids.

      5. And yes, the euro is evil, that is why the currency rate is way above the dollar. Btw: why do you care about money, don’t you people merely trade?


      6. These kind of things happen everywhere ; unlike you we don’t brag about our problems; we do not publicly show our incest (do you get it that I refer to you?) Btw: have you ever looked at crime statistics of the US? Oh that’s right, you don’t believe in math.
      7. Yes, you are right, we are dumb: we can speak 3 languages, and also English as a fourth, where you can’t even speak your own language. Btw: are you smart enough to percept the sarcasm? If not: it was sarcasm (this term can be found in a dictionary, of course that is if you acknowledge the existence of it)
      Yes, the earth is flat, hope you don’t fall off!

      8.Finally, you should know that 75% of the Belgian people is catholic. But I’m sure that your wonderful post will help to decrease these statistics. Are you doing the work of God? God should be proud of you! I also took the liberty to check the statistics of ignorance in your community. Guess who’s on top?


      Your reaserch must be very good: You can't write in English, you got the flag wrong, you don't even know where it's located! You keep changing the name of the country and people every time, you invented at least 20 names for our country and people: I'm suprised you are even able to, with an iq as high as yours! If you don't know the facts, keep op being ignorant in stead of posting retarted messages, I'm pretty sure you're good at that!

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      • Wide-Open
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        #603
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

        Originally posted by belgium1 View Post
        8.Finally, you should know that 75% of the Belgian people is catholic. But I’m sure that your wonderful post will help to decrease these statistics.
        That would be really awesome!

        You keep changing the name of the country and people every time, you invented at least 20 names for our country and people
        Perhaps you guys should get it right first!
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • belgium1
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          #604
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

          Where are you from?

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          • Wide-Open
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            #605
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

            Originally posted by belgium1 View Post
            Where are you from?
            Are you "tokking" to me?

            Numbers 21:16
            And from thence they went to Beer: that is the well whereof the LORD spake unto Moses, Gather the people together, and I will give them water.

            If you would have read this thread instead of spouting gibberish on OUR Godly forum, you would have known.
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • belgium1
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              #606
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

              BTW: "open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it."
              And you should be the only heterosexual man in Europe? No thanks, I don't *** your sperm!
              Last edited by Wide-Open; 12-23-2010, 06:06 PM. Reason: Removed smut

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              • Meek and Humble
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                #607
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                Originally posted by belgium1 View Post
                BTW: "open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it."
                And you should be the only heterosexual man in Europe? No thanks, I don't *** your sperm!
                Just more evidence that all Belgians are perverts.

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                • Wide-Open
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                  #608
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                  You know, you Begliums seem to be a bit obsessed with sodomites, don't you?
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • den beire
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                    #609
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    That would be really awesome!

                    Perhaps you guys should get it right first!
                    first of all it's a web page you're reffering to so it's not to be trusted cause anyone could've made this... most 16 year old's can design this if they've had a descend education...

                    second i'll translate for you (and you're not going to like this one, but i do ):

                    click on: "lees verder" to read the article:
                    Submitted by Tibo on Thu, 23-12-10 18:05
                    Och alé, die gasten van God hates Fags hebben nu ook al ne pik op België.
                    Alé ja, in da forum zitten zoveel fouten (de vlag alleen al) da ne mens zou denken dat het een ofwel een grap is ofwel dat die gasten hoeken en vijzen mankeren.
                    Tis in ieder geval boeiende lectuur. Bedankt Dequal voor den tip.



                    summary:

                    it's a commend on how stupid and retarded you are for starting this...


                    half an hour ago you called me a stupid "belgiam"...

                    still wanna go to the next round... ?

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                    • Wide-Open
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                      #610
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                      Originally posted by den beire View Post
                      still wanna go to the next round... ?
                      Beire, do you have a lot of nostril hair, and do your knuckles drag on the floor?

                      These Belgicums are talking about the Westboro Baptist Church. If you are able, please look up (the top of this page), and try to read OUR name.

                      Come on, I'm sure you can do it! You are allowed to grunt.

                      We have nothing to do with those liebrals from Westboro.

                      Ding ding. Next round.
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • den beire
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                        #611
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                        Beire, do you have a lot of nostril hair, and do your knuckles drag on the floor?

                        These Belgicums are talking about the Westboro Baptist Church. If you are able, please look up (the top of this page), and try to read OUR name.

                        Come on, I'm sure you can do it! You are allowed to grunt.

                        We have nothing to do with those liebrals from Westboro.

                        Ding ding. Next round.
                        then tell me why the link "ne pik op belgie" refers to this threat on this forum? if you want to know the truth people follow this link:http://www.beglium.be/ and click on "ne pik op belgie"

                        also could you point out to me where they refer to any church? since it's written in dutch and the only one who can speak (a little bit) dutch is the one who started this article?

                        nice try, ding ding, are you really sure you wanna go again?

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                        • Meek and Humble
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                          #612
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                          Originally posted by den beire View Post
                          then tell me why the link "ne pik op belgie" refers to this threat on this forum? if you want to know the truth people follow this link:http://www.beglium.be/ and click on "ne pik op belgie"

                          also could you point out to me where they refer to any church? since it's written in dutch and the only one who can speak (a little bit) dutch is the one who started this article?

                          nice try, ding ding, are you really sure you wanna go again?
                          Wide-Open lives in Belgium. He can probably speak better Dutch than you.

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                          • Wide-Open
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                            #613
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                            Originally posted by den beire View Post
                            then tell me why the link "ne pik op belgie" refers to this threat on this forum? if you want to know the truth people follow this link:http://www.beglium.be/ and click on "ne pik op belgie"
                            Shouldn't that be "België"? Or did you have no formal education?

                            "Ne pik op" is also very sloppy. It almost sounds like someone has put a tallywhacker on the fictional country of Belgium.

                            also could you point out to me where they refer to any church?
                            Do you know any other church members that walk around funerals with "God Hates Fags" signs?

                            And oh, they link to this thread? Really?

                            Good, the more people who read about The Baby Jesus, the better.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • den beire
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                              #614
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                              Wide-Open lives in Belgium. He can probably speak better Dutch than you.
                              well ok sorry didn't knew that, but that doesn't imply that his "fact" about the other church/religion is correct, see for yourself and follow the link, you'll end up here on this thread's first page...

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                              • Meek and Humble
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                                #615
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                                Originally posted by den beire View Post
                                well ok sorry didn't knew that, but that doesn't imply that his "fact" about the other church/religion is correct, see for yourself and follow the link, you'll end up here on this thread's first page...
                                Well, that just tells me whoever wrote that article did not do their research and confused us with another church. www.godhatesfags.com <- that's the Westboro Baptist Church.

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