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  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    9 reasons why god hates brother pedofile here

    - firstly: that's the flag of germany, you might do some research before you expose yourself as the idiot you are

    - then, on your first argument: it is true that they speak different languages, so that can only mean they are able to tolerate eachother (if it were not so, don't you think this country would be destroyed decades ago???)

    - number 2: that's just absurd, if you really belief that I suggest you go to belgium yourself and see what a shower looks like (it's true, they don't use the river anymore, they use a shower... :O)

    - 3: sadly it is treu, you might even say that the goverment of belgium is as bad as the US goverment or any other, certainly in a world where local politics don't matter anymore, since we are in a global village for that last couple of decades.

    - 4: Yves Leterme is not gay, he just looks gay. There is a difference. For example: you look stupid, yet you are simply a lifeform that has yet to be discovered, I would call it a Homo Idiotus.

    - 5: Belgium economy is poor I have to agree to that. Just as any other country because there was a crisis somewhere... I wonder in what country that was. Well, at least we didn't go bankrupt like Greece. Imagine how much god must hate Greece??? xO

    - 6: In Belgium we had a pedofile, in the USA we had a whole show on how to catch pedofiles... Made my point? Besides, most pedofiles in Belgium are statisticly proven to be active christians. Don't belief the numbers? Then belief the testemonies of many children (to whom I feel sorry of course, acts that pedofiles choose to preform are simply unspeakable and should be punished more severly than we humans could bare) who still belief in god, even though their priest raped them.

    - 7: The earth is not flat, I would love to send you on a rocket so not only you can see that god doesn't live on the clouds, but that the earth is round. Please do me a favor if such an adventure would occur and simply don't come back destroying this planet with your nonesence.

    - 8: I fear that once again your research didn't went any further than your imagination. Rolll the numbers again please and try to see the error of your ways.

    So in short: you must be one of the dumbest, most short-sighted and useless organisms in this world. In fact, if a terrorist should force me to either kill you or a goat, I'd kill you. At least the goat wouldn't make stuff up to brainwash the world around him. For the love of dear god himself just stop doing whatever it is your doing and simply live out your life in complete desolation.

    But I am not unreasonable and if I have offended you in any way I would like to sincerly apologische myself in the same way you would apologische to the Belgian people. If god really hates Belgium, then I wonder why he bother making you.

    All you people thinking this dear brother of ours is right clearly never went out of their home. Visit Belgium, I think you'll find it a pleasent country with warm people. Open people who like to help other people, who invented chocolate and who's priets invetend the best beers of the world centuries ago, even before the USA was founded. In my personal experiance, Belgium is far from the perfect country, but I never met such an ignorant dickhead there like you.

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    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

      Originally posted by Phester View Post
      In fact, if a terrorist should force me to either kill you or a goat, I'd kill you.
      Is that a common problem in Belgistan, terrorists forcing you to kill a human or a goat?

      But I am not unreasonable and if I have offended you in any way I would like to sincerly apologische myself in the same way you would apologische to the Belgian people.
      That means a lot from someone who called one of our brethren a pedophile and said he'd like to kill him.

      Visit Belgium, I think you'll find it a pleasent country with warm people. Open people who like to help other people, who invented chocolate
      Chocolate was used in Central America for centuries before it was brought to Europe by explorers. You can't even GROW it in Europe.

      and who's priets invetend the best beers of the world centuries ago, even before the USA was founded. In my personal experiance, Belgium is far from the perfect country, but I never met such an ignorant dickhead there like you.
      Was that last part a continuation of your apology?

      I'd love to visit Belgium, but the main reason God hates Belgium is because IT DOESN'T EXIST.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

        If it doesn't exist... how come we live there?

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        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

          Originally posted by Auriana View Post
          If it doesn't exist... how come we live there?
          Friend, I am the American here. I think I would know what exists better than you would.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
            Friend, I am the American here. I think I would know what exists better than you would.
            Aye, not if it is outside o' your borders, then you know 'ery little o' the world Yarr weevil eating lead swinging maroon.
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            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

              Originally posted by Pheste View Post
              - then, on your first argument: it is true that they speak different languages, so that can only mean they are able to tolerate eachother
              Sure the Belginese people are tolerant
              (if it were not so, don't you think this country would be destroyed decades ago???)
              You really don't get it, do you? Belgium WAS destroyed decades ago, that's why God hates this devilish country of yours.


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              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                Originally posted by TheSalvationBeliever View Post
                Sure the Belginese people are tolerant

                You really don't get it, do you? Belgium WAS destroyed decades ago, that's why God hates this devilish country of yours.
                Brainwashed...
                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                  Originally posted by afveth View Post
                  Brainwashed...
                  That would also be my guess, but I really don't think you can use that as an excuse.


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                  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                    You must be the dumbest americans alive then...
                    Our capital is brussels... Brussels is also the capital of Europe and the President of europe is a belgian guy named herman van rompuy...
                    I think we've done well for a non-existing country, wouldn't you say?
                    If we don't exist; how can god hate us?
                    Maybe you people should try reading some books with actual facts in them instead of filling your heads with nonsence.
                    Btw, I don't hate jezus... I don't hate people who believe in Jezus... I just hate ignorance..
                    And you are the most ignorant, intollerant beings I've ever encounterd.

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                    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                      Originally posted by Auriana View Post
                      You must be the dumbest americans alive then...
                      Our capital is brussels... Brussels is also the capital of Europe and the President of europe is a belgian guy named herman van rompuy...
                      I think we've done well for a non-existing country, wouldn't you say?
                      If we don't exist; how can god hate us?
                      Maybe you people should try reading some books with actual facts in them instead of filling your heads with nonsence.
                      Btw, I don't hate jezus... I don't hate people who believe in Jezus... I just hate ignorance..
                      And you are the most ignorant, intollerant beings I've ever encounterd.
                      Brussels are a vegetable, so stop being silly.

                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                        Originally posted by Auriana View Post
                        President of europe is a belgian guy named herman van rompuy...
                        Wow!!! your wisdom is amazing. President of Europe?? I was not even aware that there was such a title, but as an imaginary Belgenese, I guess you know better. Right?



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                        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                          Brussels are a vegetable, so stop being silly.

                          brussels sprout are that. But its also the capital of Belgium. And from Europe. Europe the place we all come from . Why are their hurricanes in America and not in belgium .

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                          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                            Originally posted by enzo55 View Post
                            brussels sprout are that. But its also the capital of Belgium. And from Europe. Europe the place we all come from . Why are their hurricanes in America and not in belgium .
                            A vegetable cannot be a capital. We all came from the garden of Eden.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                              Originally posted by enzo55 View Post
                              brussels sprout are that. But its also the capital of Belgium. And from Europe. Europe the place we all come from . Why are their hurricanes in America and not in belgium .
                              Ahoy there, Pay no head to Lisa, she be a stupid wench who knows no better.
                              (not that I be saying that all wenches be stupid, just this is one that be.)
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                              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                Ahoy there, Pay no head to Lisa, she be a stupid wench who knows no better.
                                (not that I be saying that all wenches be stupid, just this is one that be.)
                                Trust the pirate to turn up and make a nonsense remark. Go and eat you Jesus Happy Meal.
                                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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