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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #61
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Originally posted by Quget View Post
    Slavery is forbidden right?
    Who told you that? The Bible totally approves of slavery.

    Leviticus 25:44-46 (King James Version) 44Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. 45Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. 46And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour.


    Exodus 21:2-6 (King James Version) 2If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. 3If he came in by himself, he shall go out by himself: if he were married, then his wife shall go out with him. 4If his master have given him a wife, and she have born him sons or daughters; the wife and her children shall be her master's, and he shall go out by himself. 5And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free: 6Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also bring him to the door, or unto the door post; and his master shall bore his ear through with an aul; and he shall serve him for ever.


    Exodus 21:7-11 (King James Version) 7And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do. 8If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her. 9And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters. 10If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish. 11And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.


    Exodus 21:20-21 (King James Version)20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.


    Ephesians 6:5 (King James Version) 5Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;


    1 Timothy 6:1-2 (King James Version) 1Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed. 2And they that have believing masters, let them not despise them, because they are brethren; but rather do them service, because they are faithful and beloved, partakers of the benefit. These things teach and exhort.


    Luke 12:47-48 (King James Version) 47And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes. 48But he that knew not, and did commit things worthy of stripes, shall be beaten with few stripes. For unto whomsoever much is given, of him shall be much required: and to whom men have committed much, of him they will ask the more.
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    • Quget
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Aug 2010
      • 7

      #62
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

      My church.
      But really the one who posted the thread. i read some of his threads...
      Its all wrong...He is not gods will and i could make a thread about why god hates the USA. because they do drugs there then holland,they only start wars while god wants peace.Please try to think a little out the bible and think from your self whats good and wrong.God want us the think for ourself and God doesn't hate someone not even the devil himself.God wants peace this kind of thread make wars.

      Think think think.
      Reading a bible is not always a good solution brothers and sisters.

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      • Sister Christina
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 364

        #63
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

        Originally posted by Quget View Post
        Slavery is forbidden right? erm... the change one of your old parents used slaves could be kinda huge if you live there.
        You mean 'chance', right? Well, slavery isn't forbidden according to the Bible.

        And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
        Genesis 9:25

        And it didn't become forbidden until long after America was 'discovered' by European people.
        "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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        • Quget
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Aug 2010
          • 7

          #64
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

          yea xD i think slavery is bad :/ and some of the other things in the bible D: i mean it also allows man to beat female ? and i think not other way around.
          We are all human female can work too and male can take care of the kids and do other things etc or work together and take care of the children together.

          The more i think the more i think god wants us to think for ourself and not follow his book or rules.

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          • Jerre the son-maker
            Unsaved trash
            • Aug 2010
            • 22

            #65
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

            i tought the topic was some stuff 'bout belgiarians aka belgians who are gay, don't believe in god and watch pr0n all the time...

            You truly must be the devil, and a peadophile for not staying with the topic... My prayers are with you.

            Is it not that this (Genesis 21:23) applies to other ungodly places?
            Now therefore swear unto me here by God that thou wilt not deal falsely with me, nor with my son, nor with my son's son: but according to the kindness that I have done unto thee, thou shalt do unto me, and to the land wherein thou hast sojourned.
            There are three indispensable requirements for a missionary: 1. Patience 2. Patience 3. Patience

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            • Sister Christina
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 364

              #66
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

              Originally posted by Jerre the son-maker View Post
              i tought the topic was some stuff 'bout belgiarians aka belgians who are gay, don't believe in god and watch pr0n all the time...

              You truly must be the devil, and a peadophile for not staying with the topic... My prayers are with you.

              Is it not that this (Genesis 21:23) applies to other ungodly places?
              Wrong book, Godmocker! You might as well have quoted something from a fairytale. True Christians(tm) follow the Word of the Holy KJV1611 Bible, God's Words!
              "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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              • Jerre the son-maker
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                • Aug 2010
                • 22

                #67
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                Originally posted by Sister Christina View Post
                Wrong book, Godmocker! You might as well have quoted something from a fairytale. True Christians™ follow the Word of the Holy KJV1611 Bible, God's Words!
                Sister Christina, the link was an error but the quote was from the KJV-version.

                sorry for the mix-up
                There are three indispensable requirements for a missionary: 1. Patience 2. Patience 3. Patience

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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #68
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                  Originally posted by Jerre the son-maker View Post
                  Sister Christina, the link was an error but the quote was from the KJV-version.

                  sorry for the mix-up
                  You should be posting your Bible quotes like this

                  Job 17:2 Are there not mockers with me? and doth not mine eye continue in their provocation?
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Brother Daniel
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                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 41

                    #69
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                    Originally posted by Dannaa View Post
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                    and I'm sorry if I made some mistakes about the spelling, but before you say something about it, I ask you to send me a mail in Dutch.

                    Slaap wel schape!


                    Ik snap niet echt waarom je zo moeilijk doet.
                    Als je liever Nederlands praat heb ik daar geen problemen mee hoor!
                    Het is alleen zo dat ik zo min mogelijk met die duivelse taal te maken wil hebben, dat is ook waarom ik het kort hou.

                    Trouwens als je jezelf afvraagt waarom ik zo goed Nederlands typ?
                    Dat komt omdat wij niet zomaar onderzoek doen, ik heb dit vuile taaltje geleerd tijdens mij onderzoek.


                    I just gave her answer in Dutch. I feel my fingers burning so I will stop it.
                    8 Reasons why God HATES BELGIUM
                    God: I am the LORD.
                    (Leviticus 19:11:12)



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                    • Holy-Samson
                      Unsaved trash, Belgikistani Godmocker
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 6

                      #70
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                      Originally posted by Brother Daniel View Post
                      Ik snap niet echt waarom je zo moeilijk doet.
                      Als je liever Nederlands praat heb ik daar geen problemen mee hoor!
                      Het is alleen zo dat ik zo min mogelijk met die duivelse taal te maken wil hebben, dat is ook waarom ik het kort hou.

                      Trouwens als je jezelf afvraagt waarom ik zo goed Nederlands typ?
                      Dat komt omdat wij niet zomaar onderzoek doen, ik heb dit vuile taaltje geleerd tijdens mij onderzoek.


                      I just gave her answer in Dutch. I feel my fingers burning so I will stop it.
                      Duivelse taal?
                      Waar komt je haar tegenover Belgie (Belgium) vandaan?
                      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                      • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 492

                        #71
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                        Originally posted by Holy-Samson View Post
                        Duivelse taal?
                        Waar komt je haar tegenover Belgie (Belgium) vandaan?
                        Stop talking the diabolical belginese language!!! Both of you!!


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                        • Holy-Samson
                          Unsaved trash, Belgikistani Godmocker
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 6

                          #72
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                          Originally posted by TheSalvationBeliever View Post
                          Stop talking the diabolical belginese language!!! Both of you!!
                          I'll translate:

                          Devil’s Language?
                          why the hate towards the belgian?
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449

                            #73
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                            Originally posted by Holy-Samson View Post
                            why the hate towards the belgian?
                            So "haar" means "hate"?
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • 1337endboss
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14

                              #74
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                              1.Belgium doesn't have a own language. One part speaks French and the other part speaks a Italian version of the Dutch language. (The language which they speak in the hated country: Holland) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.(Exodus 20:16)

                              FAIL! Americans don't have an own laguange either!

                              And WTF @ ''italian version'' It is just Dutch with a few minor differences! Why do you guys know NOTHINF about the things you post?

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                              • Holy-Samson
                                Unsaved trash, Belgikistani Godmocker
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 6

                                #75
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                So "haar" means "hate"?
                                No it's Haat (=hate)
                                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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