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  • The_holy_light_shine
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    • Aug 2010
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    #31
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    I am a Belgiarian.

    This shames me to an extreme amount. I spend all my time in prayer, but I am afraid the evil Belgian High Priests - who are Catholic Paedophiles - are intercepting my prayers.

    Also, in Belgium it is very customary for middle aged women to be witches, which they advertize by displaying broomsticks, cartwheels, mock fruit or pumpkins, and last but not least, little dolls of witches flying on a broomstick.

    I am not sure whether I can be saved. I hope the small ray of light this forum means to me, will stick to my soul and at least gives me a reminder of the Good Lord when I am burning in Hell for being surrounded by satan worshippers and worse.
    revelations 9
    5 And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.

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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #32
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

      Originally posted by Jerre the son-maker View Post
      i can tell you that Belgium is more God Friendly then you imagine,
      was it not that Godfried de Bouillon raided Jerusalem when the muslim's occupied the holy land?

      yes, we do accept gay marriage, but they can never mary for God, vieweth it more as a mutual contract.

      The future prime minister will be gay, but then again he speaks french, that's the main reason i think... Is it not that only Frech speaking person's are commonly gay? I thinketh i read it in the holy scriptures.

      The flag is in fact wrong - JFGIT - and the map also... I think you have gotten it from a bible altered by Satan who deliberately made the publisher insert errors in it.
      You are only saying these things because you support gay people and want to spread your homerism.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Jerre the son-maker
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        • Aug 2010
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        #33
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

        lame...

        If you're a true christian your prayers won't be stopped by catholic peadophiles priests...

        for is it not that
        Children are innocent and love justice, while most adults are wicked and prefer mercy
        There are three indispensable requirements for a missionary: 1. Patience 2. Patience 3. Patience

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #34
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

          Originally posted by Jerre the son-maker View Post
          lame...

          If you're a true christian your prayers won't be stopped by catholic peadophiles priests...

          for is it not that
          What are you trying to say?
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Jerre the son-maker
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            • Aug 2010
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            #35
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            You are only saying these things because you support gay people and want to spread your homerism.
            Sister Lisa,

            if you should have read the introduction you'll know i AM the Son-maker.

            After reading angry old man 's guide on how to make children i specialised in doing it.

            I can proudly say i'm truly blessed of having 3 sons after only 2 times of intercourse.

            Leviticus 15:32 says it all. My prayers are with you sister Lisa for forgetting this holy guide from our beloved angry old man.

            Is it not that he wrote
            As explained in Matthew 6:6 just pray to God and as mentioned in Luke 18:27 you will get what you pray for. Your first child will of course always have to be a son. With the next children it becomes more tricky though
            .
            There are three indispensable requirements for a missionary: 1. Patience 2. Patience 3. Patience

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            • Jerre the son-maker
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              • Aug 2010
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              #36
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              What are you trying to say?
              a true christian overpowers the catholics way of life
              There are three indispensable requirements for a missionary: 1. Patience 2. Patience 3. Patience

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              • Lisa H
                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 5070

                #37
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                Originally posted by Jerre the son-maker View Post
                Sister Lisa,

                if you should have read the introduction you'll know i AM the Son-maker.

                After reading angry old man 's guide on how to make children i specialised in doing it.

                I can proudly say i'm truly blessed of having 3 sons after only 2 times of intercourse.

                Leviticus 15:32 says it all. My prayers are with you sister Lisa for forgetting this holy guide from our beloved angry old man.

                Is it not that he wrote .
                So why are you questioning a True Christian lady. Your writing is very confusing.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • The_holy_light_shine
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                  • Aug 2010
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                  #38
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                  I am ashamed to submit that he may be a Belginarian too, and his waif is most likely a witch.
                  revelations 9
                  5 And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.

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                  • Jerre the son-maker
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                    • Aug 2010
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                    #39
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    So why are you questioning a True Christian lady. Your writing is very confusing.
                    i was merely countering
                    You are only saying these things because you support gay people and want to spread your homerism.
                    .

                    i'm not here to confuse true christian ladies... my prayers are with you for making such a remark to a man. Genesis 3:16
                    There are three indispensable requirements for a missionary: 1. Patience 2. Patience 3. Patience

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                    • Lisa H
                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 5070

                      #40
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                      Originally posted by Jerre the son-maker View Post
                      i was merely countering .

                      i'm not here to confuse true christian ladies... my prayers are with you for making such a remark to a man. Genesis 3:16
                      You first post is supporting homerism, which makes you homer. Why are you questioning a True Christian woman, you are just unsaved trash.
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • Jerre the son-maker
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                        • Aug 2010
                        • 22

                        #41
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                        You first post is supporting homerism, which makes you homer. Why are you questioning a True Christian woman, you are just unsaved trash.
                        Sister lisa,

                        i remember this from the scriptures of Angry old man:

                        Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                        There are three indispensable requirements for a missionary: 1. Patience 2. Patience 3. Patience

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                        • Lisa H
                          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 5070

                          #42
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                          Originally posted by Jerre the son-maker View Post
                          Sister lisa,

                          i remember this from the scriptures of Angry old man:
                          You are just unsaved trash and I am a True Christian woman. You have no right to question and must apologize. Stop posting this rubbish in multiple threads.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449

                            #43
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                            Originally posted by Jerre the son-maker View Post
                            Sister lisa,

                            i remember this from the scriptures of Angry old man:
                            HOW DARE YOU TO CYNICALLY MISQUOTE THE HOLY BIBLE, WITH THE INTENTION TO HURT ONE OF OUR FINEST TRUE CHRISTIAN LADIES?

                            I've got my eye on you, pal.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Wide-Open
                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449

                              #44
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                              PS: Pastor Zeke, do you see what I am up against?

                              Now about that stipend.... OK, I'll better send a PM, right?
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              • Jerre the son-maker
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                                #45
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                HOW DARE YOU TO CYNICALLY MISQUOTE THE HOLY BIBLE, WITH THE INTENTION TO HURT ONE OF OUR FINEST TRUE CHRISTIAN LADIES?

                                I've got my eye on you, pal.
                                she started it

                                1° i stated first that only the french-speaking belgian's are gay - she generalized and said i promoted homerism and such.
                                2° she didn't read the introduction i wrote, so she questioned my son and 2 unborn sons how can someone who propagates gay-behaviour have 3 sons with having just 2x intercourse...
                                3° she made these remarks to a man.

                                I pray for her and hope my prayers receive her in the most profound manner possible as written in the holy book. I apologize tough for her not understanding my posts...
                                There are three indispensable requirements for a missionary: 1. Patience 2. Patience 3. Patience

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