[HisMaster'sVoice]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Ahahahaha...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh lord, ooooh lordy lordy lord.

You know, I only read the first page and the last... and I'll admit, you aren't all completely full of shit.

But almost all of you are ignoramuses of horrifyingly extreme degrees.

Who is calling Canada Communist? Who? We have a mixed economy which lies somewhere between full blown capitalism and socialism. Any country wishing to have a healthy economy functions as such. Why? Because in an economy Free Capitalism eventually leads to a recession, like the one the U.S. is currently experiencing, and a Purely Socialist economy eventually goes stagnant from lack of competition. So a good economy utilizes the best features of both by sliding back and forth on the scale as the market dictates.

Now, if you're a big supporter of Capitalism then you can't really, and I mean really, hate Communism all that much. If you've ever picked up a history book or maybe read some Communist literature, you might realize that Capitalism is actually listed by Marx (the father of Communism) as one of the biggest steps toward Communism. That is, that Capitalism eventually leads to Communism.

So, if you're truly, and I mean truly, against Communism, then you must be against Capitalism as well. That's is true anti-communism.

But... then if Capitalism is out... and lord knows we can't use Communism... then whats left?

Well, there is the economy that goes with a Feudal system, that is that large pyramid with the King on the top and the Serfs on the bottom ( the vast majority of the populace). But, as we know, the Feudal System is a form of fascism, a dictatorship some might say.

Now, I'm sure its safe to say that a dictatorship is not very democratic, and being good home grown patriotic Americans I'm sure you all loved democracy (even though your democracy is not a true democracy, by true I mean democracy in its purest form.).

So in a sense, by hating socialism as totally and completely as you do, you basically end up supporting a fascist government.

Hmmm... that really sucks eh guys?

You know what else is funny? The Canadian economy is booming, I mean, not BOOMING, but its the highest its been for a long, long, loooong time. And by highest, I mean higher than the American dollar (which aint half bad).

You know, I find it strange that you boys and girls are starting to mix politics with religion... thats really not something you all should be concerned with. I mean, politics is sooo material, I mean SO material, in fact everything politics inflicts itself upon is material.

So, since you're all concerned with matters of the holy and the afterlife, shouldn't you leave politics to the heathens?

Thank you for possibly bothering to read my posts.

Cheers.

[PraiseJebus]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

I sure am glad I saw a link to this thread on another website, as I'm a big fan of intellectual, well-reasoned debates.

Quick question, which of these areas has a colder average temperature: British Columbia, Alberta, Ontario, Nova Scotia, or Alaska? Seeings as Alaskan oil is about the only thing keeping you guys down south from going completely up $hit creek, maybe areas that are "frozen wastelands" aren't such bad places after all.

If America really is the chosen land, why is there so much crime and poverty? Wouldn't some sort of supreme being step in and lend a hand to those that can't afford shelter, clothing, food, transportation, and all other neccesities to survival? And don't tell me that all crime is committed by godless heathens, because I'm sure there's more than a few god-fearing criminals out there.

If homosexuality is so wrong, why do so many that work for "God" (priests etc.) rape young boys? Does it not count as gay if the victim is a child? And why have so many well known church leaders been exposed in gay prostitution rings?

Does it bother you people that the earth is round and isn't the center of the universe?

And when you say that "everyone knows that god exists", you realize that that's complete BS? I bet most people agree that god exists as a concept or an idea, but can I physically touch god? Can I talk to him and get a clearly audible response? I can't prove he isn't there, but until I see some signs that he is an actual physical being, I'll go on thinking that he is just a fictional character like the tooth fairy. And when you say that if you are not for god, you are for Satan, isn't that a bit of a stretch? I don't believe in god, but I also don't believe in hell or satan, because again, there never has been and never will be any definitive proof that any of these beings or places exist. If someone were to go up to the pearly gates and videotape heaven and show me proof that it exists, or if you can get god and jesus to go and do some live TV interviews, maybe then I'll change my mind.

[HisMaster'sVoice]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

On the note of God and Satan.

If Satan were truly to exist, would he not exist as a minion of the divine?

I say this because if Satan, in his Stygian wrath, were the source of all evil in this world and diametrically opposed to God and all good, and in response Heaven was opposed to Satan and all Evil.... then why would God, as an all powerful being, allow Satan to exist?

Why would God allow a being that wishes only to destroy his faithful to exist and tempt them away from the righteous path?

If you say these are trails to test our faith, then doesn't that mean Satan is working for God?

I would LOVE , seriously, to hear some response to this as it is actually something I wonder about.

And please, for your own sakes, don't boil everything I say down to "I'm just the devil's mouthpiece trying to lead you all astray". I'm a legitimate heathen (in your eyes) looking for some truth in this religion you claim to be the highest of high.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Whoa friends, so many questions and words, makes my head spin. I'll just pick on a few things that actually didn't make me go "dur"

I sure am glad I saw a link to this thread on another website, as I'm a big fan of intellectual, well-reasoned debates.

Then you have come to the right place!

If America really is the chosen land, why is there so much crime and poverty?

Because there are a lot of jiggaboos and messicans running around who are too lazy to work and just go on stealing pies and whatnot (when they are not drugged up or raping our women).

If homosexuality is so wrong, why do so many that work for "God" (priests etc.) rape young boys?

You have us mixed up with papists friend. We are BAPTISTS, not catlick child buggerers.

Does it bother you people that the earth is round and isn't the center of the universe?

Now you are starting to joke. Of course the earth is not round. You can read our excellent discussion about that here.

On the note of God and Satan.

If Satan were truly to exist, would he not exist as a minion of the divine?

Friend, have you ever read the Bible? (KJV 1611 only) Do you know the story of Job?

Read it, and then come back to anwer your own question.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Ahahahaha...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh lord, ooooh lordy lordy lord.

You know, I only read the first page and the last... and I'll admit, you aren't all completely full of shit.

But almost all of you are ignoramuses of horrifyingly extreme degrees.

Who is calling Canada Communist? Who? We have a mixed economy which lies somewhere between full blown capitalism and socialism. Any country wishing to have a healthy economy functions as such. Why? Because in an economy Free Capitalism eventually leads to a recession, like the one the U.S. is currently experiencing, and a Purely Socialist economy eventually goes stagnant from lack of competition. So a good economy utilizes the best features of both by sliding back and forth on the scale as the market dictates.

Now, if you're a big supporter of Capitalism then you can't really, and I mean really, hate Communism all that much. If you've ever picked up a history book or maybe read some Communist literature, you might realize that Capitalism is actually listed by Marx (the father of Communism) as one of the biggest steps toward Communism. That is, that Capitalism eventually leads to Communism.

So, if you're truly, and I mean truly, against Communism, then you must be against Capitalism as well. That's is true anti-communism.

But... then if Capitalism is out... and lord knows we can't use Communism... then whats left?

Well, there is the economy that goes with a Feudal system, that is that large pyramid with the King on the top and the Serfs on the bottom ( the vast majority of the populace). But, as we know, the Feudal System is a form of fascism, a dictatorship some might say.

Now, I'm sure its safe to say that a dictatorship is not very democratic, and being good home grown patriotic Americans I'm sure you all loved democracy (even though your democracy is not a true democracy, by true I mean democracy in its purest form.).

So in a sense, by hating socialism as totally and completely as you do, you basically end up supporting a fascist government.

Hmmm... that really sucks eh guys?

You know what else is funny? The Canadian economy is booming, I mean, not BOOMING, but its the highest its been for a long, long, loooong time. And by highest, I mean higher than the American dollar (which aint half bad).

You know, I find it strange that you boys and girls are starting to mix politics with religion... thats really not something you all should be concerned with. I mean, politics is sooo material, I mean SO material, in fact everything politics inflicts itself upon is material.

So, since you're all concerned with matters of the holy and the afterlife, shouldn't you leave politics to the heathens?

Thank you for possibly bothering to read my posts.

Cheers.

I haven't seen so many LIEbral lies, distortions, stupid assertions, and egregious displays of imbecility in one place in years. You can start your road to salvation by getting an education and opening up the Bible (KJV1611).

You might also want to read the following book before you start spouting off about economics and political economy:

"America's Great Depression" by Murray N. Rothbard

You don't even have to spend any money on it as it is available for free download (PDF) here:

http://www.mises.org/rothbard/agd/contents.asp

When you are done reading it, you may be able to come back and make some intelligent posts on the subject.

[AnotherCanuck]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

I haven't seen so many LIEbral lies, distortions, stupid assertions, and egregious displays of imbecility in one place in years. You can start your road to salvation by getting an education and opening up the Bible (KJV1611).

You might also want to read the following book before you start spouting off about economics and political economy:

"America's Great Depression" by Murray N. Rothbard

You don't even have to spend any money on it as it is available for free download (PDF) here:

http://www.mises.org/rothbard/agd/contents.asp

When you are done reading it, you may be able to come back and make some intelligent posts on the subject.

I'm afraid I can't see where the post you ridicule has lied. Perhaps you could calrify?

[Nobar King]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Hey, you Canadians will get what you ask for:

Gay and Lesbian Immigration to Canada

Married or Not, Same-sex Families Find Equality in Canada

By Polina Skibinskaya, published May 01, 2006




On Wednesday, 20 July 2005, Canada became the fourth country in the world to officially recognize same-sex unions as equal to those of heterosexuals. The new law makes it possible for gay and lesbian couples to get married – but it also has other, far reaching implications, even for those couples who have no intention of getting hitched. Same-sex couples who are married, or who have simply been living together for at least 1 year, now have the same rights as straight couples when it comes to taxes, inheritance, hospital visitation rights – and, of course, immigration.

The road toward passing the same-sex marriage law has been long and difficult. The Conservative Party, backed by the evangelical Right, religious Jewish and Muslim organizations, a spattering of members from other parties, and the country’s southern neighbor, tried desperately, and sometimes comically, to stall other bills in Parliament, and even tried to bring down the government in May 2005 - all of this, in large part, to stop this progressive bill from even coming to a vote.

The party attempted to hijack other issues scheduled before the same-sex vote, playing dirty tricks worthy of the White House. The Conservatives attempted to hold hostage the new Federal Budget, which many consider to be the best budget in the last 30 years – but to the delight of much of the country’s population, the strategy backfired when the Liberals aligned with the New Democratic Party (NDP), the leftist “third party” of Canada, who proceeded to make the budget even more progressive. The NDP forced the Liberal government to erase from the bill a $4 billion tax cut for large corporations and hand the money over to affordable housing and education.
Meanwhile, Members of Parliament were flooded with admonitions, predictions of hellfire, and even threats – most of them sent by American citizens. Several Members of Parliament wondered publicly why they should listen to people from another country instead of their own electorate.

Despite all of our effort and all of the information available to them, the canucks passed this law.

Maybe one of you would like to tell us how your country is, now?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Who is calling Canada Communist? Who? We have a mixed economy which lies somewhere between full blown capitalism and socialism. Any country wishing to have a healthy economy functions as such. Why? Because in an economy Free Capitalism eventually leads to a recession, like the one the U.S. is currently experiencing, and a Purely Socialist economy eventually goes stagnant from lack of competition. So a good economy utilizes the best features of both by sliding back and forth on the scale as the market dictates.

Well, gosh, I've often wondered why there are never any recessions in Europe, Canada, or Japan, and now you've cleared it up. Thanks so much.

Now, if you're a big supporter of Capitalism then you can't really, and I mean really, hate Communism all that much. If you've ever picked up a history book or maybe read some Communist literature, you might realize that Capitalism is actually listed by Marx (the father of Communism) as one of the biggest steps toward Communism. That is, that Capitalism eventually leads to Communism.

If you've ever picked up a history book written since World War II, or better yet since 1990, you'll realize that capitalism does not eventually lead to communism. As for what Marx wrote, do you honestly expect us True Christians™ to believe something just because it's in an old book? By the way, I thought that people like you made a huge point of not paying any attention to dead white males.

[spongeboy]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Well, gosh, I've often wondered why there are never any recessions in Europe, Canada, or Japan, and now you've cleared it up. Thanks so much.

If you've ever picked up a history book written since World War II, or better yet since 1990, you'll realize that capitalism does not eventually lead to communism. As for what Marx wrote, do you honestly expect us True Christians™ to believe something just because it's in an old book? By the way, I thought that people like you made a huge point of not paying any attention to dead white males.

I find your whole post very contradictory to your own beliefs.

And I was wondering if anybody has a picture that expresses the 4 corners of the world ,that contains all the continents + the northpole, so i may reassure myself that the world is in fact flat and had 4 corners.

I've stood on the magnetic north pole and flown over the geographic north pole. I'm pretty the north pole exists so don't try to riddle your way out of no north pole. The world could be a 3 sided pyramid though. Hmmm


Question on homosexuality: If it exists in nature was it created by God?

[HisMaster'sVoice]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Well, gosh, I've often wondered why there are never any recessions in Europe, Canada, or Japan, and now you've cleared it up. Thanks so much.

If you've ever picked up a history book written since World War II, or better yet since 1990, you'll realize that capitalism does not eventually lead to communism. As for what Marx wrote, do you honestly expect us True Christians™ to believe something just because it's in an old book? By the way, I thought that people like you made a huge point of not paying any attention to dead white males.

Why not? You pay serious attention the literalness of the bible.

That's about as old a book as any.

[Nobar King]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Welcome to our church forum, friend. You seem to care a lot about God and religion. Do you believe in Our Saviour Jesus Christ?

[Deaner]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

The world could be a 3 sided pyramid though. Hmmm

Aww for crying out loud. Can somebody start the cuckoo clocks?

[HisMaster'sVoice]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Whoa friends, so many questions and words, makes my head spin. I'll just pick on a few things that actually didn't make me go "dur"



Then you have come to the right place!



Because there are a lot of jiggaboos and messicans running around who are too lazy to work and just go on stealing pies and whatnot (when they are not drugged up or raping our women).



You have us mixed up with papists friend. We are BAPTISTS, not catlick child buggerers.



Now you are starting to joke. Of course the earth is not round. You can read our excellent discussion about that here.



Friend, have you ever read the Bible? (KJV 1611 only) Do you know the story of Job?

Read it, and then come back to anwer your own question.

I have read it, the devil makes a bet with God... that doesn't really affirm anything though. I already know what the bible says, I'm now asking you as worshipers to think logically.

I know you can do it, for once.

[Nobar King]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Which brand of logic are you recommending?

[HisMaster'sVoice]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Welcome to our church forum, friend. You seem to care a lot about God and religion. Do you believe in Our Saviour Jesus Christ?

Yeah sure, I'm sure he existed.

There have been plenty of enlightened gurus in the past.

What I don't get though, is why so often I find your particular sect to quote the old testament so much... I mean, it's basically the same text those "filthy Jews" read from except for a few additions on their part. As Christians, wouldn't it be a tad better if you focused more on what Christ said instead of what the hate and fear mongering that the jewish religion is based upon?

Another question, not an attack, feel free to answer (and please don't be cryptic by asking me to read another passage of the bible, they are ambiguous and open to interpretation).