[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Canada is a wonderful country. Like many people I know, I've been meaning to emigrate to Canada for some time now. I'm sure I'll get around to it eventually.

1Sa:20:38: And Jonathan cried after the lad, Make speed, haste, stay not.

[spongeboy]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Absolutely! God has sent armies marching to throw people off their lands and enslave them since day 1. Maybe you have forgotten the various Popes ordering the deaths of millions of people. Does the word'Crusades" ring a bell? How about "Inquisition"? And if they weren't an approved tribe, they were all slaughtered, except the virgins. Which wouldn't be a worry in Canuckistan.

I think its time to for you leave the 10th century. Have you ever been outside your backyard without being blindfolded and deafened?

Because Canadians are airheads who will believe anything someone with an accent tells them.

Which is why we all believe your racist slander in its southern drawl.



The last time we had a picnic across the border in 1814 it was a draw because all the Canadians ran away and we couldn't find anything there worth fighting for. It was a damn swamp. After waiting for the Canadians to come back and fight (which they never did), the latrines eventually filled up and our boys waded back across the river, thankful to get back to a civilized land.

Twice as many american casualties than Canadian says something. Congratulations on the ruthless slaughter of our polar bears(all they do is roam our streets and kill children) and sorry we burned Washington to a crisp.


They will go broke. WE have the nukes, remember? They have melon pickers and yellow asian monkeys.

When is the next racist KKK/Baptist convention in town?

I think they will stop themselves from going broke by cutting the funding to the 'Save America' fund.


You do realize some countries ,who America owes greatly, have shiny nuclear warheads as well? I don't think God would be happy if his ''favorite'' country decided to blow up all of his creations becuase they can't pay back Mexico or 3/4 of Asia.

Maybe you should let more of those Mexicans in your country to help lead you all out of recession or maybe you want to experience poverty 1st hand?

[Deaner]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Maybe you should let more of those Mexicans in your country to help lead you all out of recession or maybe you want to experience poverty 1st hand?

Oh, like Mexico and Canada are going to survive if the States goes down? You two will be the first to go. You'll be begging Americans for blowjobs just so you can get something to eat.

[spongeboy]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Oh, like Mexico and Canada are going to survive if the States goes down? You two will be the first to go. You'll be begging Americans for blowjobs just so you can get something to eat.

I don't think you seem to comprehend what it means when I say that america owes Mexico and Canada.

If anything they will be sucking off Canada for its oil and taking it in the ass from mexico for its charity.

[[Kevin]*]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

if any of you have noticed, the united stated and canada have mututal relationships with eachother. both countries respect each other and recently, the usa has asked canada for a massive pipeline to be filled with fresh water, considering that california is getting very low on fresh water.


i really hope to god that youre just a coupple of friends just making a joke (directed at all users with ezikel and pastor in their usernames) i am catholic, and i know my religion well enough to know that all of gods followers are taught to love one another, and to never hate. because hate is a quality of the devil. does God hate anyone? no, he loves all of his peoples, and he teaches us to do the same thing. if there are any pastors or priests here, did you not learn to teach the word of the lord, and love one another like you should love yourself?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

...i am catholic, and i know my religion well enough to know that all of gods followers are taught to love one another, and to never hate. because hate is a quality of the devil. does God hate anyone? no, he loves all of his peoples, and he teaches us to do the same thing. if there are any pastors or priests here, did you not learn to teach the word of the lord, and love one another like you should love yourself?

i am catholic, and i know my religion well enough

As you are catlick – you are not a Christian and certainly not a True Christian™. Furthermore, because you have been misled by false priests, you know nothing of the Bible.

… to know that all of gods followers are taught to love one another, and to never hate.

If you are a catlick, you will know nothing about other religions and therefore that statement is said out of pure, unadulterated ignorance. You merely think you know what the Bible might say in part.



Here is The Lord of Hosts:
Ge:49:7: Cursed be their anger, for it was fierce; and their wrath, for it was cruel: I will divide them in Jacob, and scatter them in Israel.
Ex:15:7: And in the greatness of thine excellency thou hast overthrown them that rose up against thee: thou sentest forth thy wrath, which consumed them as stubble.
Ex:22:24: And my wrath shall wax hot, and I will kill you with the sword; and your wives shall be widows, and your children fatherless.
Ex:32:10: Now therefore let me alone, that my wrath may wax hot against them, and that I may consume them: and I will make of thee a great nation.

Now boy, does that seem like a loving God who does not hate?

This, son, is Christianity.

… does God hate anyone? no, he loves all of his peoples

You make your ignorance worse by telling lies about God. God does not like that at all – that will be something new to confess, won’t it – blasphemy, the unforgivable sin.


Here is God as Christ:
M't:3:7: But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees come to his baptism, he said unto them, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?

Here is the God of the Israelites:
Nu:31:1: And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Nu:31:2: Avenge the children of Israel of the Midianites: afterward shalt thou be gathered unto thy people.
Nu:31:3: And Moses spake unto the people, saying, Arm some of yourselves unto the war, and let them go against the Midianites, and avenge the LORD of Midian.
[…]
Nu:31:7: And they warred against the Midianites, as the LORD commanded Moses; and they slew all the males.
[…]
Nu:31:9: And the children of Israel took all the women of Midian captives, and their little ones, and took the spoil of all their cattle, and all their flocks, and all their goods.
Nu:31:10: And they burnt all their cities wherein they dwelt, and all their goodly castles, with fire.
Nu:31:11: And they took all the spoil, and all the prey, both of men and of beasts.

Now boy, does that seem like a loving God who does not hate some of His people?

This, son, is Christianity.


And even you have not forgotten The Flood, when God killed everyone on earth and everything in it.

if there are any pastors or priests here, did you not learn to teach the word of The Lord,

It is correct to capitalize The Lord’s Name. The pastors here know more about the Bible that your priest has forgotten.

Look son, you can’t come here with your wishy-washy papist ways and try and tell lies. I don’t like it and neither does anyone else.

I think you owe us an apology for what you have said.

Read the other threads, take a trip round Landover, see the Power of The Lord of Hosts – See His True Word. Read KJV1611 – not that heap of lies and deceptions they hand out to you in papist churches. Then you will know the Word of The Lord.

[[Kevin]*]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

So what you basically just told me is that God does no love all of his peoples?


Also, where is this Landover Church? I'd like to come visit sometime, give you a piece of my mind.

[Talitha]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

So what you basically just told me is that God does no love all of his peoples?


Also, where is this Landover Church? I'd like to come visit sometime, give you a piece of my mind.

Please don't threaten us friend.

[[Kevin]*]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Oh its not a threat, im very eager to come visit, and see if what you actually believe is for real. Unless youre scared of hearing my negativity towards you.

[Talitha]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Oh its not a threat, im very eager to come visit, and see if what you actually believe is for real. Unless youre scared of hearing my negativity towards you.

If you read our Banner it says "Unsaved Unwelcome". Unfortunately, that means you. Unless you can find Salvation through Jesus Christ.

Our Website is here for you to "Give us a piece of your mind" so go ahead and tell us about your Love for Jesus

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

So what you basically just told me is that God does no love all of his peoples?

I am telling you what the Bible says about God and it is His Word, so, in fact God is telling you. If you don't like it, you do not like God.

Also, where is this Landover Church? I'd like to come visit sometime, give you a piece of my mind.

I don't think you have enough to give away.

[[Kevin]*]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

i think i might get on to seeing where your so called "Church" is located. im extremely interested in sitting down with you and having an interview.

[Talitha]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

i think i might get on to seeing where your so called "Church" is located. im extremely interested in sitting down with you and having an interview.

Friend, do you really think we give out our exact location to just anyone?

We face persecution on a daily basis and there's no telling when an attack may come from a crazed Atheist of Muzlum.

[Alastor]

Re: Canada

<<Jesus is going to smite your Godless cesspool of a country any day now>>

*slaps knee* There is no country more "godless" than the united states of america. A mere quick glance around this forum shows the sheer ignorance that will be your undoing. Until I saw it with my own eyes I simply didn't believe it possible to harbour such hatred and intolerance - I'm still pinching myself to make sure I am not just dreaming this.

There is no difference between you and a muslim extremist - one in the same. I've followed some of your posts and you vomit hatred everywhere.

Unreal. I am going to enjoy my brief stay here.

[[Kevin]*]

Re: Canada

<<Jesus is going to smite your Godless cesspool of a country any day now>>

*slaps knee* There is no country more "godless" than the united states of america. A mere quick glance around this forum shows the sheer ignorance that will be your undoing. Until I saw it with my own eyes I simply didn't believe it possible to harbour such hatred and intolerance - I'm still pinching myself to make sure I am not just dreaming this.

There is no difference between you and a muslim extremist - one in the same. I've followed some of your posts and you vomit hatred everywhere.

Unreal. I am going to enjoy my brief stay here.

i completely agree with you. normally i treat things said over the interbet as not being serious, because people will say a lot more hatred things over the internet, and not in real life.


as for the location of the chruch, im going to go into some deep research and find out exactly where it is. youll be getting a hell of a lot of mail from me.