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  • Re: Why God Hates Canada

    Hello Americans. I'd like to first say, that as a mature, Christian, God loving citizen of CANADA, those of you saying that God hates Canada are all so wrong.

    Yes, Canada is an imperfect country. But, is America really any better? Firstly, you accuse us of being a homosexual nation. Yes, it is true that Canada does legally permit same sex marriage. However, I seem to recall hearing in the news recently that some one... who was it, some one important.. Oh yes, Mr. Barack Obama was it? Oh, I'm sorry, President Obama. My apologies. Anyways, he has recently legalized same sex marriage. In that respect, are you really any better off that us?

    Now, at this point, I will be entirely honest. I have not read all of the posts in this thread. However, after reading about half of them, I know the general flow of the argument. One point I found especially interesting was that Canada is a "Communist Nation". Really now? We're communist? No, you are wrong. The term is "socialist". And even in that respect, we are very much prone to your corrupt system of capitalism, just due to the sheer distance between our nations (which isn't much, for those of us among us who are ill educated).

    Another interesting thing I ran into is the fact that we are "hosting terrorists" and supporting terrorist groups. I cannot even to describe how wrong you are. Firstly, we are a member of both the UN and NATO. If you don't know what that is, look it up. You're on a computer right now, why not use it? As part of the UN and NATO, we play a very key role in COMBATING the threat of terrorism. Yes, we have possible suspects of terrorism living in our country, yes we have many immigrants from all over the world of whom you may suspect of terrorism, but I know for a fact that you have just as many, if not more dwelling in your nation.

    An interesting comment I found was that one of your users said that because one of my fellow countrymen was pointing out your flaws, it shows that God truly loves America. Now, he quoted a verse, that verse being Matthew 5:10. I know it well, and here is what it says: "Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." Now, did Jesus not also say to "Love your neighbor as yourself"? I'm sure he did, if you don't believe me, look up Mark 12:31. Now, it's just a tad hypocritical that you treat us Canadians, your geographical neighbor, rather terribly?

    Another thing, you some one said that our "President" is Stephen Harper. Here in Canada, we call them "Prime Minsiters". Please, do your research before you insult my country.

    Finally, on the topic of Canada, I read that apparently, God hates us because we're part French? First of all, let us get our facts straight. Only SOME of us have ANY French background. Most of these people are found in the province of Quebec. (A Province is what we call states up here in Canada) Now, I find this amusing, because you have just as many part French people living in the USA as we do here in Canada. Look at Louisiana. Look at the city of New Orleans. These areas have a very high French speaking population. Not so different now, are we?

    Now, let's talk about the USA for a little bit. I was watching your news, and well, I realized that you currently have a debt that exceeds 1 trillion dollars. That's trillion. With a t. Canada's national debt is in the billions. That's billions, with a b. Now, one trillion is one thousand billions. And you debts exceeds that. That's pretty embarrassing.

    It has also occurred to me that many of you Americans sew Canadian flags on your backpacks when you travel abroad. Why is this? Aren't you all proud Americans? Why do you need to sew a Canadian Flag on your backpacks? Oh yes, that's right. We have a much more sound global reputation than you.

    Finally, I would like to say that the fact that I even had to type out this here statement is quite frankly embarrassing. You should all be ashamed to call yourselves Christians. Throughout this forum, I found countless insults spewing from either side, blatant name calling, and things that even non believers consider to be rude. What does this show you? Truly, I hope you repent.

    Another thing, before I go. I wish that you would interpret the Bible properly. A lot of things that the Lord put in there have been stretched for the purpose of your argument. So, with that in mind, I shall leave you but with a verse.

    This verse can be found in Matthew 7:5. "You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye." I pray that you take this verse to heart and apply it to your lives.

    Thank you for reading, and have a nice day.

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    • Re: Why God Hates Canada

      Originally posted by alloneword1 View Post
      Blah, blah...

      Awpalooktamik, tigoosighami, keenamyute tooninakpyu! Nagligivaghi!

      And more of the same...
      I'm sorry, we don't speak Eskimo here. Can you translate that mountain of gobledygook into proper American english, please?

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      • Re: Why God Hates Canada

        I would like to apologize on behalf of the unsaved trash who came here to further drag Canada down into the mud. He does not represent Canada's Godly inhabitants.

        As a Canuckistani, I am well aware of God's wrath on my country. This is why I pray double-time in my prayer closet. So once again, I apologize on behalf of that liberal atheist.
        “While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.”
        --Ann Coulter--

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        • Re: Why God Hates Canada

          To translate into "American English" for alloneword1 there:

          You're all a bunch of hypocrites.

          And InHisGlory, grow a pair, will you? If you're really a Canadian, you'd show some pride!

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          • Re: Why God Hates Canada

            Glad to see you have the "gift" of maturity, Brother Enoch. Last time I checked, that was the way my children argued. And if you are TRULY unable to read that post, please educate yourself, become literate, and then atleast make an attempt to post an educated rebuttal.

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            • Re: Why God Hates Canada

              Originally posted by Captain Diabetus View Post
              ...And InHisGlory, grow a pair, will you? If you're really a Canadian, you'd show some pride!
              So, to be a "proud Canadian", we have to become as insecure as you and lash out at anyone who dares speak an uncomfortable truth? I'll pass, thanks.

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              • Re: Why God Hates Canada

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                So, to be a "proud Canadian", we have to become as insecure as you and lash out at anyone who dares speak an uncomfortable truth? I'll pass, thanks.
                Uncomfortable truth? I don't see why these two have been banned. What they say is actually quite reasonable. I looked into what they said, especially alloneword1, and it makes sense. I don't see why Canada is going to hell; they're doing the same things we do....

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                • Re: Why God Hates Canada

                  Originally posted by Trollface1 View Post
                  Uncomfortable truth? I don't see why these two have been banned. What they say is actually quite reasonable. I looked into what they said, especially alloneword1, and it makes sense. I don't see why Canada is going to hell; they're doing the same things we do....
                  We do? As in you're American? Because your other post says you're from Vancouver, BC. Canadians! So confused they don't even know what country they're in half the time. Must be all the pot.

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                  • Re: Why God Hates Canada

                    Brother Enoch, this is an account that is being used by multiple people. I am the creator of the account, and I am in fact Canadian. My cousin, a resident of Seattle, is visiting me today. I had not logged off of my account, and he was reading this thread. He asked me if he could post something, and I told him to go ahead. That is why he used the pro noun "we".
                    Funny, you didn't disagree with his opinion Brother Enoch. Pleased to see you've come to terms with reality.
                    And by the way, pot is very much illegal here in Canada. I do not partake in pot, much unlike your American celebs. Funny, didn't you say that America was the most Godly nation in the world? I don't see how Ms. Miley Cirus or Mr. Snoop Dog are very Godly figures. Both of them have partaken in the consumption of drugs that God does not look upon with favor. Please, if you can, explain to me how this is Godly.

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                    • Re: Why God Hates Canada

                      Originally posted by Trollface1 View Post
                      Brother Enoch, this is an account that is being used by multiple people. I am the creator of the account, and I am in fact Canadian. My cousin, a resident of Seattle, is visiting me today. I had not logged off of my account, and he was reading this thread. He asked me if he could post something, and I told him to go ahead. That is why he used the pro noun "we".
                      Funny, you didn't disagree with his opinion Brother Enoch. Pleased to see you've come to terms with reality.
                      And by the way, pot is very much illegal here in Canada. I do not partake in pot, much unlike your American celebs. Funny, didn't you say that America was the most Godly nation in the world? I don't see how Ms. Miley Cirus or Mr. Snoop Dog are very Godly figures. Both of them have partaken in the consumption of drugs that God does not look upon with favor. Please, if you can, explain to me how this is Godly.
                      Brother Enoch never called Miley Cyrus or Snoop Godly. You are young, so perhaps you are not aware of the term 'strawman argument'. Look it up, little one.
                      Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                      • Re: Why God Hates Canada

                        I am just pointing out some key examples of how the USA isn’t as Godly as you all portray it to be. In the end, Canada and the USA are very similar. So, the fact that Canada is damned to hell but the USA is God’s favourite nation is ludicrous.
                        The strawman arguement? How am I using it? Please specify which point I made that used it, and I’ll gladly explain to you why you are wrong. Or mistaken. Whatever you want to call it.

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                        • Re: Why God Hates Canada

                          Originally posted by Trollface1 View Post
                          I am just pointing out some key examples of how the USA isn’t as Godly as you all portray it to be. In the end, Canada and the USA are very similar. So, the fact that Canada is damned to hell but the USA is God’s favourite nation is ludicrous.
                          The strawman arguement? How am I using it? Please specify which point I made that used it, and I’ll gladly explain to you why you are wrong. Or mistaken. Whatever you want to call it.
                          So you made a post without a point? How very Canadian of you, must be the pot. Thank you for wasting your time and mine, little boy.
                          Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                          • Re: Why God Hates Canada

                            -Sigh- I'm sure there is just as much consumption of weed in the USA. I myself don't take part in it. I used celebs as examples because many Americans look up to them. But in the end, the point is:
                            Canada is not going to hell. The USA is not going to hell. Individuals may, sure, but when it comes down to it, no one country is perfect and every country has it's sinners. My cousin and I, we really like the opinions of alloneword1 and captain diabetus. My cousin showed me the posts. He doesn't see why they were banned, and neither do I.
                            In the end, Canada and the USA are so similar it's not even funny. So, if we're going to hell, so are you.

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                            • Re: Why God Hates Canada

                              Originally posted by Trollface1 View Post
                              -Sigh- I'm sure there is just as much consumption of weed in the USA. I myself don't take part in it. I used celebs as examples because many Americans look up to them. But in the end, the point is:
                              Canada is not going to hell. The USA is not going to hell. Individuals may, sure, but when it comes down to it, no one country is perfect and every country has it's sinners. My cousin and I, we really like the opinions of alloneword1 and captain diabetus. My cousin showed me the posts. He doesn't see why they were banned, and neither do I.
                              In the end, Canada and the USA are so similar it's not even funny. So, if we're going to hell, so are you.
                              Uhuh. I'm not going to Hell. Why? Because I'm a True Christian™. Are you a True Christian™? No? Enjoy Hell, the heat is free! And I know Canadians like free stuff almost as much as joos.

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                              • Re: Why God Hates Canada

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Ok, so lets see if I "get" the so-called cannuckistani "jokes" on this TV show.

                                Some queer Cannuck sneaks up on law-abiding, freedom-loving Americans, tells them outrageous lies, and then records their sincere replys attached to a laugh track from the 1960's. Is that about it?

                                Do you realize that we could send in a squad of the Landover Baptist Boy Scouts and take over your Godless "country" in about 20 minutes?

                                Oh, sorry. I'll translate for you. "Aboot" 20 minutes is what I meant.
                                do you realize that there is something called the UN (thats the united nations) both canada and america are in the UN, and therefore they can not attack eachoter. of one of the countries from the UN is attacked. the other countries are obligated to help them. so if USA attack canada they would have the rest of the UN hating them

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