[Katander]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

I just came across this thread, and I gotta say this about the title:

I'm worried...


NOT!

[Cursed]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

I just came across this thread, and I gotta say this about the title:

I'm worried...


NOT!

A "not" joke.

Well done.

[John Creeser]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

A "not" joke.

Well done.

Remember Brother Cursed, Canadians are very behind the times (same can be said for their mental condition as well). I heard they just introduced rotary dial telephones up there and windbreakers are the latest fashion.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

New England. New Jersey. New York. And you chose to mock British Colombia? They're closer to original than "New" states in the U.S.

I take it you're so high on the BCbud that you can't spell British Columbia? If you're that slow at least you could have limited it to BC.

A "not" joke.

Well done.

Give him a break, Canada's about 20 years behind the US. That's why they've just voted in their own GWB.

[Katander]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

A "not" joke.

Well done.

Thank you sir, we Canadians are world famous for our cutting edge humor and "green" igloos.

[Katander]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Remember Brother Cursed, Canadians are very behind the times (same can be said for their mental condition as well). I heard they just introduced rotary dial telephones up there and windbreakers are the latest fashion.

I like windbreakers! They are great for putting the breaks to a cold north wind. And let me tell you, there is a LOT of cold north winds up here.

I do have to add though, that all the hot air that comes from south of Canada does help counter than north wind a little.

[MisterM]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

I do have to add though, that all the hot air that comes from south of Canada does help counter than north wind a little.

Everything that is good comes to Canada from south

[Katander]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Everything that is good comes to Canada from south

Yes sir, south end of BC that is...

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Yes sir, south end of BC that is...

So you're another pothead. Wonderful.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Yes sir, south end of BC that is...

Washington?

[Callisto]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

The threat is a little tl;dr, but is it possible your god just hates New Brunswick? I wouldn't blame it, as New Brunswickians are a bunch of moose-kissing hosers.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

The threat is a little tl;dr, but is it possible your god just hates New Brunswick?

No.

[MartinIgnorance]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Will God ever love Canada? Can you save it?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Will God ever love Canada? Can you save it?

Would have to Nuke Quebec first. Then there's the ex-injun program for about half the survivours, the ex- you name it programs because Canada believes in "multiculturalism".

Then they would have to at the very least become a US protectorate, use US currency and change over to the US tax and social systems.

Personally what I would like to do is an exchange program, send all of our hippies up there, get the True Christian Republicans down here, run slant drilling into Alberta from Montana and build a wall.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Will God ever love Canada? Can you save it?

I can tell from your name and avatar that you are in crisis.

God can do anything - the example of square circles is often cited by galoots of various descriptions - and indeed if He can make a square circle He can certainly save Canada. However unlikely that might seem. I would rather be Og the King of Bashan right now than Prime Minister of Canada.

We get plenty of news from Canada, all of it dreadful. Just one item selected at random:

BABY TO CHOOSE OWN GENDER

Witterick and Stocker believe they are giving their children the freedom to choose who they want to be, unconstrained by social norms about males and females.

“In fact, in not telling the gender of my precious baby, I am saying to the world, ‘Please can you just let Storm discover for him/herself what s(he) wants to be?!.”

I fail to see what a baby could know about sex - or "gender identity" as the agenda-liberals would have us parrot. The abominations who are producing these children (they have 3) are mere puppets dancing on Satan's string. Their other children must be almost as conflicted as MartinIgnorance whose interests (if anyone clicked to see the personal details) include "spreading the love" which I suppose is something like laying carpet at a snail farm.

They are being raised with the belief that boys should be more like girls.. The older boy, 5-year-old Jazz, is described as grabbing:

a handmade portfolio filled with his drawings and poems. In its pages is a booklet written under his pseudonym, the “Gender Explorer.” In purple and pink lettering, adorned with butterflies, it reads: “Help girls do boy things. Help boys do girl things. Let your kid be whoever they are!”

And the boys have taken the message to heart, choosing to act in an effeminate way and being commonly mistaken for girls:

Satan must be drooling severely: every time he sees these trash parents they have a new surprise for him, a new way to destroy children and deliver them to Hell, almost as though the puppets had taken on a life of their own.

But this is no master stroke.

I CORINTHIANS 6:9 Know yee not that the vnrighteous shall not inherite the kingdome of God? Be not deceiued: neither fornicatours, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselues with mankinde,
©1611

But after Jazz – who is often mistaken for a girl – suffered an “intense” time over his appearance, they decided to raise Storm as “genderless”.

David, [supposedly the father] who has been blasted by child psychologists, said: “If you really want to get to know someone, you don’t ask what’s between their legs.”

Well really, I don't know where to start. This passes for good parenting in Canada? (child psychologists don't know anything about parenting: they all condemn sound Biblical teaching and I will disregard their comments) How many former sluts and whoremongers who now accept God's Perfect Love and the Salvation He explains in The Bible will be familiar with the ubiquitous (but corny)

wanna get to kno me betta

they probably think they're “really getting to know” one another (they're not - that's why they finish up conflicted) but those moronic Canadians can't even see that every sex-crazed pervert on the map, when really getting to know their pervert-of-the-moment, is obsessing over just what IS between their legs!!

God has told us how to conduct ourselves and that many categories of pervert should be killed - either pelted with rocks or burned alive and in many examples just chopped up or smashed against a rock (in the case of babies).

I TIMOTHY 6
3 If any man teach otherwise, and consent not to wholesome words, euen the wordes of our Lord Iesus Christ, and to the doctrine which is according to godlinesse:
4 Hee is proud, knowing nothing, but doting about questions, and strifes of wordes, whereof commeth enuie, strife, railings, euill surmisings,
5 Peruerse disputings of men of corrupt mindes, and destitute of the trueth, supposing that gaine is godlinesse: From such withdraw thy selfe.
©1611

Storm and Jazz

They probably think they're benefiting their two boys & this latest wretch, affording them some "gain" (in the gender stakes [sic]).

God is very clear what will happen to them. If He destroyed Canada tonight ALL THESE CHILDREN WOULD GO TO HELL.

The wine of their corrupt delight at the end will be vinegar: stroke of the puppet master? I hardly think so. Satan is sooo eager to infect all of Canada in this way - and then the whole world - but he is perched on the edge of a precipice now, in these Last Days© and if he overstretches himself he will be brought off rather abruptly and come crashing down: not good for Canada, Master Ignorance. You asked whether God could save such a libininous slurry? Well yes, God could. But The Bible indicates another more likely outcome.

I am not here to suggest opinions or have ideas because we have The Bible and the Pastors.
If you have any misgivings, as you migrate from "conflict" to psychosis, contact one of them and I'm sure he'll sort you out.