[Deaner]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

You people really do not have any idea of what Canada is, Canada is basically the states...We have more land mass mind you.

Land mass? That's not land mass; that's thousands and thousands of square miles of polar ice death. You can't do nothing with that land. That's why you let the injuns have it because you're a bunch of pricks.

[Alastor]

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<<you're a bunch of pricks>>

Wait until you run out of water, you'll find out just how true that is. And you will run out of water.

[Deaner]

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And you will run out of water.

And your government will give us every drop we ask for because they know if they don't you won't have anywhere to sell your billions of Canadian made goods that we buy off you on a regular basis. Without the awesome trickle down effect of our great country you guys would be living in tents and peeing outside.

[Brother Temperance]

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And your government will give us every drop we ask for because they know if they don't you won't have anywhere to sell your billions of Canadian made goods that we buy off you on a regular basis. Without the awesome trickle down effect of our great country you guys would be living in tents and peeing outside.

I think you give them too much credit. They'd most likely be living in tents and peeing inside.

[Alastor]

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And your government will give us every drop we ask for because they know if they don't you won't have anywhere to sell your billions of Canadian made goods that we buy off you on a regular basis. Without the awesome trickle down effect of our great country you guys would be living in tents and peeing outside.

Think about what you just said. Not only would we have all the water, but the oil as well....and you thought the arab nations were your biggest exporter.

Your obvious American reaction is to say "Well we'll just invade you and take it." Fatal.

[Deaner]

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Your obvious American reaction is to say "Well we'll just invade you and take it." Fatal.

Friend, it's good that you take pride in your country but let's be realistic. The only thing we'd have to maintain control over is that 800 mile strip between Windsor and Quebec City where 85% of your commerce is kept and administered. We could do that overnight swimming across the St. Lawerence.

The rest of that dump you call Canada is a frozen hell hole that we might use to warehouse terrorists.

We'll see how faithful their brown asses are to moohamed after praying four times a day in twelve foot snow drifts.

[AnotherCanuck]

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Friend, it's good that you take pride in your country but let's be realistic. The only thing we'd have to maintain control over is that 800 mile strip between Windsor and Quebec City where 85% of your commerce is kept and administered. We could do that overnight swimming across the St. Lawerence.

The rest of that dump you call Canada is a frozen hell hole that we might use to warehouse terrorists.

We'll see how faithful their brown asses are to moohamed after praying four times a day in twelve foot snow drifts.

12 feet you say? roads look clear to me. Oh, and the Oil is in the west. So is most of the arable land of the country. And the seaports of the west coast. And our west coast isn't threatened by a spider web of fault lines. And has cleaner air. And less violence. For such a god revering people your country certainly loves to break some of the most simple commandments.

[Brother Temperance]

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12 feet you say? roads look clear to me. Oh, and the Oil is in the west. So is most of the arable land of the country. And the seaports of the west coast. And our west coast isn't threatened by a spider web of fault lines. And has cleaner air. And less violence.

Because you're all sissies! If limp-wristed ladyslaps counted as assault, Canuckistan would be recognised as more violent than Baghdad.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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Wait until you run out of water, you'll find out just how true that is. And you will run out of water.

This gets my vote as the least thoughtful post ever in the history of the Landover Forums. Alastor, God keeps making new water for us. The only place in the US that is God is going to drive to ghost town status from the lack of water is the Sin capital of the world, Las Vegas.

The prayers of one Godly man are sufficient to keep the entire Earth free of rain for more than three years, and the prayers of the same Godly man can turn the faucet on once again:

Elias was a man subject to like passions as we are, and he prayed earnestly that it might not rain: and it rained not on the earth by the space of three years and six months. And he prayed again, and the heaven gave rain, and the earth brought forth her fruit. James 5:17-18

There you have it--the prophet Elijah, seeing how devastating three-plus years without rain was, in an act of great compassion, asked God for rain and got it. Since there are more than 70,000 Godly men at Landover, I think we're pretty safe on the water score. Watch yourself, though, since we might shut the floodgates up there in Canuckistan if you keep attacking God.

[Brother Enoch]

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And your government will give us every drop we ask for because they know if they don't you won't have anywhere to sell your billions of Canadian made goods that we buy off you on a regular basis. Without the awesome trickle down effect of our great country you guys would be living in tents and peeing outside.

I pee outside anyway. Especially n February. It freezes before it hiits the ground.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Moreover, Canadian coins have pictures of mooses on them, thereby encouraging bestiality; Jesus hates that.

Leviticus 18:23 (King James Version)

23Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

[Fannytheelder]

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Hi there everybody, just thought i'd throw in my 2 cents (or two pence, I'm British)

Firstly, from a purely neutral point of view, I don't think I've ever seen an argument where one side of the argument is pretty much just the occasional fact/question and the other side is full of completely illogical/borderline retarded points fuelled purely by a defunct belief system that is held so strongly it turns people who normally would presumably be perfectly nice, friendly and helpful into a bunch of supremely arrogant racists who use scripture that's thousands of years old and completely outdated to back up their nonsensical arguments.

At first when I read this thread I genuinely thought that it was a wind up, and all the posters were in on the joke but me, coming up with counter-points and arguments so moronic i couldn't believe it was real. Now i've realised it is real, and this truly depresses me. I'm an atheist and I'm 100% confident that there is nothing more to life than the brief few decades we get to spend on this planet. I'm studying hard at university, enjoying myself along the way, so I can have a comfortable life and raise some children and put them into a good school so they can enjoy their lives as well. As far as I'm concerned that's the be all and end all of the meaning of life, and you people are so convinced by a book written in times when no one knew anything about why sex leads to babies and how the sun rises each day. Back then it's perfectly acceptable to put faith into some all powerful being that controls everything, they didn't know any better, and along the way people dictating the guidelines of the religion (be they Pharoes or the guys who wrote the Bible) into a form that they hope everyone will follow to make the world a better place for them. You people are all so convinced by this book that you're wasting your life living it nowhere near the full potential that could be reached. Truly, you are the ones that need to be 'saved'.

If this all seems too much to read the short version is: You are all morons. It truly, deeply depresses me that there are people in this day and age so blinded by ancient words they hate without thinking. In my opinion, it is you who need to be 'saved' and have your eyes opened to the staggering fact that the fact that the world arose purely by chance and the beauty in that.

[Born Again Bob]

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Hi there everybody, just thought i'd throw in my 2 cents (or two pence, I'm British)

Dear Friend,

Your attempt to use counterfeit money in a transaction involving interstate commerce has been duly reported to U.S. federal authorities for prosecution.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Dobby878]

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And regular Columbia wasn't good enough for them, so they had to start their own, "British Columbia". Do you think that's code for "Canadian province where Brits can import Coke?"

New England. New Jersey. New York. And you chose to mock British Colombia? They're closer to original than "New" states in the U.S.

[MisterM]

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New England. New Jersey. New York. And you chose to mock British Colombia? They're closer to original than "New" states in the U.S.

New = Better

British = "We inbred heathens at old world own this"

Where is the similarity?

YiC,
Miikkael