[VictoryOS]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

You tell me, please link me to the information regarding that matter.

I wasn't asking you, because you obviously don't know. Didn't you read what you agreed to when you signed up to post here? Are you not aware of what you have given us permission to do to your computer? You're not the brightest student in your class, are you? But since you asked, here is the policy...

Anyone who certifies that they are at least eighteen years of age on the day of registration and has read and agrees to the Terms of Service.

Read it at this link if you don't believe me.

[my worst nightmare]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Proof of what, our salvation? We have that in our hearts for now, but come the trumpets you will see us and every other True Christian™ raised up to Glory in Rapture.
Is that why you're so angry? Do you think you're going to be left behind? It's not too late, you know. All you have to do is ask, and we will help you.

no. proof of your religions existance. answer me these four questions and i will accept my failure.

1. What is the address of the landover baptist central church?

2. where do the paypal funds go?

3. why isnt the landover baptist church on the US religion registry?

4. How is your religion any more correct than others?

[my worst nightmare]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I wasn't asking you, because you obviously don't know. Didn't you read what you agreed to when you signed up to post here? Are you not aware of what you have given us permission to do to your computer? You're not the brightest student in your class, are you? But since you asked, here is the policy. Read it at this link if you don't believe me.

Fortunately im not underage, so i can be saved, but i need proof first, I have put forward 4 questions i need answered before i take any action

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

no. proof of your religions existance.

We're here. I think, therefore I am.

answer me these four questions and i will accept my failure.

1. What is the address of the landover baptist central church?

It's in Freehold, an unincorporated town we prefer to keep safe from unsaved invasion. The only way to find us is through private invitation, and for that you need to prove your saved status.

2. where do the paypal funds go?

To keep our church and church-related activities up and running. Duh.

3. why isnt the landover baptist church on the US religion registry?

See question 1. Plus, we like to ensure our independence.

4. How is your religion any more correct than others?

Because we follow the Bible word for word. No false faith can claim the same, even so-called "Christian" churches that pick and choose.

There you go. I answered your questions, so accept your failure (and don't try to squirm out of it by claiming you don't like the answers, that was never stated).

[my worst nightmare]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

We're here. I think, therefore I am.

It's in Freehold, an unincorporated town we prefer to keep safe from unsaved invasion. The only way to find us is through private invitation, and for that you need to prove your saved status.


To keep our church and church-related activities up and running. Duh.


See question 1. Plus, we like to ensure our independence.


Because we follow the Bible word for word. No false faith can claim the same, even so-called "Christian" churches that pick and choose.

There you go. I answered your questions, so accept your failure (and don't try to squirm out of it by claiming you don't like the answers, that was never stated).

sorry sis. didnt answer all 3 fully, the original question asked for an address, not a general location. so no failure acceptance.

so do you guys have nothin better to do than spew this rubbish all day long, i mean i dont because im ahead at work so i can kick back.

one other question for you in particular sis. whats your favourite brand of apple?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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so do you guys have nothin better to do than spew this rubbish all day long, i mean i dont because im ahead at work so i can kick back.

one other question for you in particular sis. whats your favourite brand of apple?

Witnessing for Jesus isn't "spewing rubbish", and I can't think of a better way to spend my time.
I also don't eat apples. I don't want to repeat Eve's mistake. Sure, it might be safe to have one now, but I don't want to take the chance.

[my worst nightmare]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Witnessing for Jesus isn't "spewing rubbish", and I can't think of a better way to spend my time.
I also don't eat apples. I don't want to repeat Eve's mistake. Sure, it might be safe to have one now, but I don't want to take the chance.

fair enough, thats your choice. what is it you are witnessing?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

no. proof of your religions existance. answer me these four questions and i will accept my failure.

1. What is the address of the landover baptist central church?

2. where do the paypal funds go?

3. why isnt the landover baptist church on the US religion registry?

4. How is your religion any more correct than others?

1. None of your business. We do not advertise those specifics on advice of the DOF. Don't think for a second that Al Kaida wouldn't love to see our main cathedral in rubble.

2. All Love Offerings and Tithes are used to further the spread of Christ's Word, and to cover the costs of our church empire. Take a look at THIS. By the way, Jesus commands us to Tithe a minimum of 10% of our yearly income in the Holy Bible.

3. I'm not sure what registry you are referring to (there are several), but why would you care anyway? All manner of false Christians, mudslimes, joos and cults on these lists. Why should we want to accompany them on the list of groups Jesus condemns?

4. We are the only Church that follows the Holy Word of God (KJV1611 Bible) LITERALLY, word-for-word. Take a look at THIS.

You attempts at persecuting us has failed from your very first post. I urge you to stop being a failure and accept Christ today.

[my worst nightmare]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

1. None of your business. We do not advertise those specifics on advice of the DOF. Don't think for a second that Al Kaida wouldn't love to see our main cathedral in rubble.

2. All Love Offerings and Tithes are used to further the spread of Christ's Word, and to cover the costs of our church empire. Take a look at THIS. By the way, Jesus commands us to Tithe a minimum of 10% of our yearly income in the Holy Bible.

3. I'm not sure what registry you are referring to (there are several), but why would you care anyway? All manner of false Christians, mudslimes, joos and cults on these lists. Why should we want to accompany them on the list of groups Jesus condemns?

4. We are the only Church that follows the Holy Word of God (KJV1611 Bible) LITERALLY, word-for-word. Take a look at THIS.

You attempts at persecuting us has failed from your very first post. I urge you to stop being a failure and accept Christ today.

im not persecuting anyone. in my first post im protesting your visit to my home soil. since then i have just asked for proof that you are a real religion not just a bunch of folk on a forum having a laugh. now go tickle yourelf or smack your wife or something ezekiel, i was talking to sister whatserface.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

im not persecuting anyone. in my first post im protesting your visit to my home soil. since then i have just asked for proof that you are a real religion not just a bunch of folk on a forum having a laugh. now go tickle yourelf or smack your wife or something ezekiel, i was talking to sister whatserface.

That's it. I've had enough of your disrespect. It's bad enough that you can't show enough in the way of good manners to call me by name, but then you had to lash out at one of the kindest pastors on God's green Earth.

[ForGodsSake]

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im not persecuting anyone. in my first post im protesting your visit to my home soil.

No wonder our country is in a mess of total debouched heathen satan loving child killing torment. Its scum like you that make it that we need our missionaries over here in OZ.

Repent or rot in hell heathen scum.

[my worst nightmare]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

That's it. I've had enough of your disrespect. It's bad enough that you can't show enough in the way of good manners to call me by name, but then you had to lash out at one of the kindest pastors on God's green Earth.

ok thank you for explaining what i did wrong, maybe you can tell me how to continue conversations off the thread. how do i send you a PM?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

ok thank you for explaining what i did wrong, maybe you can tell me how to continue conversations off the thread. how do i send you a PM?

You can't send me a PM. Only members can to ensure we're not inundated with messages from witches and atheists trying to distract us from our mission to spread the Word of God.
The only way to talk to me is in a public thread. If you want to talk to me, go start a thread for that in the Lounge so we can keep this thread on topic.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

ok thank you for explaining what i did wrong, maybe you can tell me how to continue conversations off the thread. how do i send you a PM?

This is not some sleazy pick-up website for knuckle-dragging aussie scum. Sister M&M is happily married, and anyway no True Christian™ female would be interested in you.

Go inflate your girlfriend and leave us alone.

[my worst nightmare]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

do you fear god in this religion?